Hey guys... Just thought I'd see if we had any comedians out there... I'll start with my "YOU MIGHT BE A SQUID IF..." Please join in for fun!!!
-If you think that you might just take your neighbors cbr
-If your riding gear includes flip-flops or basketball shorts
-If that corvette just had to have NOS... and you weren't REALLY trying anyways
-If you think counter steering has something to do with livestock
-If you have a $500 helmet that looks great hanging from your bike as you ride
-If you tried a wheely instead of the MSF
-If you think this post might be about marine life
Thats all I got for now... hows about you guys????
- If you're positive you could learn on a GSXR1000.
if u stunt on the street
If you overtake without being able to see.
- If you think you look cooler stunting gearless.
- If you tried to learn to wheelie before you learned to counter steer.
- If you think helmets are for sissies.
... you bought a bike to meet chicks
You post threads about how to define a squid.
Wink.
Well I understand generally understand that a squid is refering to a stupid ass person, but whats the real definition? And I started riding to satisfy that craving for speed and yes, sometimes chicks love it.. haha I need a bigger bike.
if:
-you think it takes too long to say "busa" so you're often times heard referring to your sweet "bu"
-you don't wear a jacket because no one offers them in flashy chrome
-you feel its a big assumption that just because you're wearing flip flops and a wife-beater that you're not still "armored"
-you remember the good old days: back when you had skin
-its not a farmer tan - its a biker tan
-you wonder why people keep talking about the importance of both tires...you only seem to need one
-when you say 40 it doesn't refer to a speed limit (who would go that slow), rather ounces...the breakfast of champions
-your blood type is asphalt
-you ride faster than a chuck norris roundhouse kick
...if you think the top of your gas tank is a good place to stand while lane-splitting at 80 MPH
You think a GS500 needs an extended swingarm ...
Cool.
Srinath.
You might be a squid if...
You have eight arms and two tentacles.
srinath.... i saw that post.... ahhahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhaha
to the next guy..... i was waiting for that reply... i was going to make it soon if no one else did!
You think LOUDER means FASTER.
You think that carbon-fiber decals are kewl.
Your excuse for: been twig skinny, wearning no gear, no helmet, not eating much for breakfast and installing silly carbon fibre kickplates on the footrests is that it saves weight meaning you go faster :icon_mrgreen:
<--- your star flies solo :dunno_white:
Well, that just means you need to post whor- I mean more.
if you think you would be a good roadracer cause you put your knee down in the mountains
--If you get your friend to video you on a mobile phone, with your knee down on a roundabout
if u have checked this post a couple of times to see if you fall in any of the catagories
Quote from: EMTkid on June 08, 2006, 11:46:45 AM
-you ride faster than a chuck norris roundhouse kick
Im sorry, but thats just not possible. A turbo "Bu" cant go that fast. Dont you know anything about chuck norris.
Just a few facts about the man
http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=top100&person=chuck
wait i have a real one:
if your still on your first tank of gas :icon_mrgreen:
If you've gone through more than three rears in a month, and you STILL have 2 inch chicken strips
--or--
If your idea of a good road is wide and straight
--or--
If you go 100 miles an hour on straight roads and 001 mpg on a sweeper
--or--
If it's not a successful stop if your rear stays on the ground
- If you live in the ocean and eat plankton for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. :flipoff:
if you have posted asking how to wheelie at any point.
if you are waiting for the "learn how to wheelie" tapes off ebay to sell for 5 bucks including shipping.
if you had to have that muffler and jet kit instead of some protective gear.
if you've ever blamed an imaginary animal for you own stupidity.
if you thought acking squidly was something from sponge bob square pants.
--You tell all your friends you can do 140 MPH on the highway on your R1 like it's some kind of real accomplishment, when you have to put your feet down to do a slow u-turn in a parking lot
I love chuck norris, I've got a buddy who's written a bunch of those type facts if you're interested...had me crying at work i was laughing so hard -
and I should amend that to say: if you think you can ride out of the way of a chuck norris roundhouse kick
Alrighty after careful consideration.....
10. You say that you didn't shake after the first time you went full throttle
9. Flip-Flops
8. A-shirts (slang term is "wife beater")
7. You have GSX-R 600 or 1000 and lose to a GS500 because you went 1st Neutral 2nd
6. You spend a more time in front of starbucks than actually riding
5. You go plenty fast straight, but drop BELOW the posted speed in turns
4. Have sliders that clash with your bike (i.e. pink on green bike)
3. You have a colored windscreen (i.e. red or purple)
2. You have ever considered fur a valid modification for your bike. (http://moblog.co.uk/blogs/1549/moblog_77bf272b321e7.jpg)
1. You care more about what other riders think than how riding feels
hey thats my bike!! :flipoff: :laugh:
Excuse me while I try to find replacement retinas. that bike fried them.
If you jump off your bike going 30 mph just to see what happens
oh man just remembered this one ...... [drum roll]
if you put screws in the sole of your boots and drag them on the road, cause sparks are cool :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Nick,
Youv'e come a long way. :thumb:
Ladies and gentlemen...allow me to nominate Nicks posts as the Funniest. Most have been slightly ammusing but Nicks made me LMAO.
Quote from: nick_villan on June 08, 2006, 02:20:40 PM
if u have checked this post a couple of times to see if you fall in any of the catagories
- If your name is Tickle Me Bink.
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Quote from: Jake D on June 09, 2006, 08:50:12 AM
- If your name is Tickle Me Bink.
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- You blame your crash on COLD TIRES. :flipoff:
- You think that strap on helmets is for carrying them.
- You read this thread and get pissed that everyone's talking shaZam! about you.
Quote from: Mandres on June 08, 2006, 10:48:03 AM
... you bought a bike to meet chicks
Oh man!!!
DAMN!!!
If you think resurfacing your driveway is doing burnout's and doughnuts on it!
If you ride around at 8,000 RPM's all the time so your at your peak power!
If you've removed your GS's turn signals to reduce air friction and weight!
If you think being an experienced rider is because you can do a wheelie!
If your name is An. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Kasumi on June 08, 2006, 12:51:06 PM
Your excuse for: been twig skinny, wearning no gear, no helmet, not eating much for breakfast and installing silly carbon fibre kickplates on the footrests is that it saves weight meaning you go faster :icon_mrgreen:
Oh I heard a twist on this from werase a couple years ago.
You have titanium bolts for everything on your bike for weight reduction. You weigh 350 lbs.
Cool.
Srinath.
If you keep donuts in your tool pouch for your daily commute
If you read all three pages of this post
_______________________
Yea I bought my bike to pick up chicks.....but the last one fell off from a wheelie..... :laugh:
if you post asking how much/long you have to ride before your not a squid anymore.
utoh things arn't lookin good
Quote from: Mandres on June 08, 2006, 10:48:03 AM
... you bought a bike to meet chicks
Well sorta, but i have :thumb: but ones like 10 and the other maybe 14. well i guess if you add 10 and 14 you get 24! hey thats hitable :thumb:
Quote from: Caffeine on June 08, 2006, 12:02:36 PM
...if you think the top of your gas tank is a good place to stand while lane-splitting at 80 MPH
hmmm ill have to give that a try on my way home :cookoo:
Quote from: Jace009gs on December 11, 2006, 01:17:16 PM
If you read all three pages of this post
haha, oh crap
My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid :dunno_white:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on December 11, 2006, 07:48:57 PM
My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid :dunno_white:
I think the fact your WEARING gear makes you exempt :thumb:
Quote from: natedawg120 on June 09, 2006, 07:08:01 AM
oh man just remembered this one ...... [drum roll]
if you put screws in the sole of your boots and drag them on the road, cause sparks are cool :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
oh come on, sparks ARE cool.
Quote from: bubba zanetti on December 11, 2006, 07:48:57 PM
My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid :dunno_white:
Looking good while being safe, I'd call that being smart, but now it also could depend on what color your bike is, some people might call you ghey. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cheers:
Quote from: Yankee Punker on December 12, 2006, 05:18:29 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on December 11, 2006, 07:48:57 PM
My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid :dunno_white:
Looking good while being safe, I'd call that being smart, but now it also could depend on what color your bike is, some people might call you ghey. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cheers:
Theres pics of my bike on the forum, look it up. :thumb:
Was it from before the new picture gallery, because all of those pics now have John's name to them, and I didn't see one for the members bike's in the new part, but after about 18 pages there I started going a little faster after seeing what seemed like 2-3 of the same picture of Alpha's bike, and from like five different angles, and then there's way too many pics that are not even bike's, you've got one for what spark plugs should look like, a few random pic's of member's kid's, a picture of 1/4 of some kind of tool, a few pics of a broken chain, a few pics of srinath's kreem in a milk jug(very nice) along with a bunch more of his parts, five pics of someones rusty tank, a dyno run, and a wiring chart, then I noticed there's a search and nothing came up with your name.
I wonder if the mods are aware that its gotten out of control?
John knows and that's all there is to know.
Quote from: Yankee Punker on December 12, 2006, 08:42:44 PM
Was it from before the new picture gallery, because all of those pics now have John's name to them, and I didn't see one for the members bike's in the new part, but after about 18 pages there I started going a little faster after seeing what seemed like 2-3 of the same picture of Alpha's bike, and from like five different angles, and then there's way too many pics that are not even bike's, you've got one for what spark plugs should look like, a few random pic's of member's kid's, a picture of 1/4 of some kind of tool, a few pics of a broken chain, a few pics of srinath's kreem in a milk jug(very nice) along with a bunch more of his parts, five pics of someones rusty tank, a dyno run, and a wiring chart, then I noticed there's a search and nothing came up with your name.
I wonder if the mods are aware that its gotten out of control?
Theres none in the members gallery, but theres some in some threads about work I've done to the bike.
Here ya go
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/bubba500/IMGP0045.jpg)
Quote from: Yankee Punker on December 12, 2006, 05:18:29 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on December 11, 2006, 07:48:57 PM
My bike gear is the same colour as my bike, does that make me a squid :dunno_white:
Looking good while being safe, I'd call that being smart, but now it also could depend on what color your bike is, some people might call you ghey. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cheers:
well I say your a squid if you have a piece of paper taped to your back that has your number on it....
Quote from: bubba zanetti on December 12, 2006, 11:28:41 PM
Here ya go
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c290/bubba500/IMGP0045.jpg)
Very nice, that seat looks a bit more comfortable than stock. And thanks for not making me search. :cheers:
- you think a tank bag is some sort of kinky sexual position.
- you asked the dealer why 22's with spinners dont come stock on your new Busa.
- you still think a quick stop is another name for a nooner.
- the new carbon fiber 2 tooth sprocket from e-bay you ordered doesnt match your carbon fiber GSXR 1 piece racing suit.
- "I eat pieces of shaZam! like you for dinner" ........ "You eat shaZam! for dinner!" :laugh:
- finally you were able to replace the air in your front tire with helium... An once told you it helps get that beast on one wheel in 6th.
- you tinted your visor with mirror film on the inside because you couldnt stand to look at all the other squids.
- you avoid rear tire huggers like the plague because you dont swing that way.
- your ring tone is the sound of your bike at rev limit.
- every time you get on your bike the theme song from Night Rider plays in your head.
- you replaced the stock horn with the General Lee's.
- your bike has an air freshener.
- you drilled holes in your helmet to reduce drag.
- you painted your tires to match your bikes paint job.
- your name is Jared.
- you post on forums about your motorcycle, asking in depth questions, giving expert advice, giving reviews of cycle gear and modifications you have made, tell the other forum members off for giving good advice.... and you have never owned a motorcycle in your life.
I could go on and on... lol
Quote from: Foreverunstopable on December 13, 2006, 09:19:54 PM
- every time you get on your bike the theme song from Night Rider plays in your head.
Hey what's wrong with that ? :nono:
Quote from: Foreverunstopable on December 13, 2006, 09:19:54 PM
- you tinted your visor with mirror film on the inside because you couldnt stand to look at all the other squids.
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