My fortune cookie said Learn Chinese:
Squid!!!!
Do you think it's trying to tell me something? I mean I know I still have that red stripe on my tire and all :(
HA HA :flipoff: SQUID!
See what happens when you buy a Ninja? The Chinese turn against you!
I had chinese today, and had quite a surprise myself..
I think the meat was actually chicken. :o
the fun part? in those fortune cookies, put the words "in bed" after the fortune works damn near every time O0
Respost (http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=25103.0) :icon_mrgreen:
I think those Chinese are running out of ideas.
I'm gonna tell you what! I love Chinese food! It is wonderful! But after eating I always get sooooooooooo sleepy and within a half hour I start shitting like a goose! I start getting "pressure" in my stomach and colon and I am spraying and blowing rice and those exellent veggies for a couple of days! It gives me cramps and severe pressure "buildup" but I surely enjoy it. Eating Chinese is a great colon cleanser! Two of my ex-working buddies would start hunting a toilet as soon as we got back to work after lunch. It was hilarious watching them clutch their stomachs and frantically search for a place to excrete. Mexican does this as well.
I'm sure I'm not the only one with stories to tell about this side effect! Hahahahahhaha. Love, Wilson
That's great OMW. Mods, can we make this a sticky? :laugh:
Wow. I think I prefer the conservative tirades.
yeah