So I was sitting at a light and an older guy (late 50-60's) pulled up next to me in a truck, rolled down his window and got my attention.
He asked me what year my bike was, and went on to tell me what a great bike GS500's are and that he had owned one for a few years and how reliable they were....
As the light was about to turn green, and I was about to put my face shield down... then he got in one last comment...
"And put on some damn gear for the love of god, that T-Shirt and Jeans isn't gonna do shaZam! when you go down"....
Made me laugh my ass off all the way back to work.
Ya wear your gear or we'll call you Ben or Kellen!!!
cause those are my names?
Dont follow the NFL do you???
Is that the Neverland Fellowship of Lesbians?
I dunno what you're talking about...
Football damnit football
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=2481293
soccer?
American football asshat
can I be an assclown instead of asshat?
sure
Quote from: TragicImage on June 15, 2006, 09:32:06 PM
can I be an assclown instead of asshat?
Sure -- just ride without gear and there you are!! :laugh: :laugh:
umm might want to reconsider being an assclown lolol
1. Assclown 478 up, 39 down
One, who, through the fault of his parents conception, is a skid mark in society's collective underwear.
You, my good sir, are an assclown.
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2. assclown 192 up, 27 down
1. A person who, while under the influence, makes a complete fool of himself while attempting humor. An assclown may wear an asshat.
2. A person who, while making a serious attempt as something, fails to realize what a complete fool he has made of himself.
3. An untalented schmuck.
1. That assclown thought he was being funny when he pretended to choke at the party, but everyone thought he was just being foolish.
2. The actor, while in character, made such an assclown of himself during the production that most of the audience started to talk during his monologues.
3. That assclown can't play the guitar at all.
by RumGunner Aug 29, 2002 email it
3. assclown 97 up, 11 down
A person who is laughable and detestable at the same time.Usually
pretends to be a know-it-all,often
enhancing their stories,knowledge,
experience,and every thing in between
with pure bullshit.
1-I can't help but laugh at the
assclownishness of Johnny's story.
I wanted to kick him in the teeth
but couldn't because i was laughing
so hard at him.
2-Every time I say something,my assclown co-worker butts-in with
his "similar experience" or "knowledge"
of the subject.
by J. Malik Gainesville Aug 28, 2005 email it
4. assclown 27 up, 7 down
Someone who considers it his or her sworn to duty to act like a complete ass at all times.
Assclownery: the act of being an assclown.
Anybody from the show jackass is an assclown
tags asshead ass for brains
by DennisIsEvil Pittsburgh,PA Oct 15, 2005 email it
5. assclown 44 up, 28 down
Someone who uses this website to push their political views.
US inhabitant is a real assclown!
tags
by Scoomdot USA Oct 29, 2005 email it
6. assclown 3 up, 7 down
Someone who act like a combination of the two words clown and ass. This person is somewhere in the middle but always a f%$king moron.
If Tom wasn't being such an assclown he would understand you shouldn't anally f%$k a girl on the first date.
Entingh's assclownery knows no bounds.
tags fuckbag dumbass crackhead
by PhillTheDeal Fort Stewart Mar 2, 2006 email it
7. ASSCLOWN 10 up, 18 down
Usually this is the guy in the group that tends to be a major duck so you call him an ass then the clown is just added on for fun
GUY #1:"Hey man that steve guy is a major assclown"
GUY #2:"Ya man, i am definately not gonna match bowls with him"
tags duck head
by THAT ONE GUY IN ELSINORE ELSINORE Oct 12, 2005 email it
8. Assclown 2 up, 18 down
an assclown is basicly another word for a fool or idiot the scottish translation is idjiot
" you got a f in maths , you assclown
tags peanut clown llama
by anth1991 newcastle Jan 28, 2006 email it
9. assclown 5 up, 38 down
noun: person who makes an attempt to provide factual information that is clearly untrue.
A man walks into Southstreet and says "Erich" you are an assclown as he leaves.While calling Erich an assclown the man simulates a gesture utilized by clowns to simulate creating a horn noise while squeaking his nose.
by Treehouse Bahr Nashville,TN Sep 4, 2005 email it
10. Assclown 6 up, 48 down
Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it
That assclown thinks hes a good singer so hes singing really loud on the bus
by Will Hubbard Washington DC Aug 22, 2005 email it
And let's not forget this:
Samir: No one in this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Samir Na-gheen-an-a-jar. Nagheenanajar.
Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.
Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.
Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.
Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?
Michael Bolton: No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.
:laugh:
WTF are you guys talking about? football-sucks as a pseudo sport.
tragic-wear your f'ing gear you idiot.
baah any "pseudo sport" sucks. bring back the gladiators. ya know fight to the death :icon_twisted: :thumb:
Quote from: TragicImage on June 15, 2006, 06:26:06 PM"And put on some damn gear for the love of god, that T-Shirt and Jeans isn't gonna do shaZam! when you go down"....
When...
Sounds like a GS500 owner to me! O0
Quote from: pantablo on June 15, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
WTF are you guys talking about? football-sucks as a pseudo sport.
tragic-wear your f'ing gear you idiot.
Dude. We've talked about this. Soccer is a communist sport that should be played only by the infirmed, the starving, or women.
Quote from: pantablo on June 15, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
WTF are you guys talking about? football-sucks as a pseudo sport.
tragic-wear your f'ing gear you idiot.
I just couldn't justify it yesterday on my short ride to work.... which is a stupid thing for me to do.
Quote from: TragicImage on June 16, 2006, 08:37:06 AM
Quote from: pantablo on June 15, 2006, 11:51:43 PM
WTF are you guys talking about? football-sucks as a pseudo sport.
tragic-wear your f'ing gear you idiot.
I just couldn't justify it yesterday on my short ride to work.... which is a stupid thing for me to do.
How couldn't you justify it?
well, generally because I'm stupid and make poor decisions.
Quote from: TragicImage on June 16, 2006, 09:45:51 AM
well, generally because I'm stupid and make poor decisions.
Well, what was your rationale at the time?
its hot outside, and I'm riding 3 miles to work.
Quote from: TragicImage on June 16, 2006, 10:26:51 AM
its hot outside, and I'm riding 3 miles to work.
I crashed less than a mile from my house. Would have been in the hospital 6 months or more without my gear. It was 90+ outside. Would have died without my helmet. Was still in the hospital for a week even with gear.
Quote from: TragicImage on June 16, 2006, 08:37:06 AMon my short ride to work.
Hmm...
The Hurt Report (http://www.clarity.net/~adam/hurt-report.html)
12. Most motorcycle accidents involve a
short trip associated with shopping, errands, friends, entertainment or recreation, and the accident is likely to happen in a very short time close to the trip origin.
16. The median pre-crash speed was 29.8 mph, and the median crash speed was 21.5 mph[/list]
Sounds like the situation you were in... Something to think about when you look at your gear and decide not to wear it... How silly would you feel sitting in the hospital getting your road rash scrubbed out knowing that your pristine gear was sitting at home?