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Title: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Matty B 500 on June 25, 2006, 11:06:27 PM
 :dunno_white:
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: NWDave on June 25, 2006, 11:07:11 PM
I'd say the F is trying hard to be and probably consider so with it's full fairing.. but the E is just a naked sportbike.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:08:10 PM
Hell No.  What crack have you been smoking??? 
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Matty B 500 on June 25, 2006, 11:08:22 PM
i just wish the handle bars were lower ... like on the gsxr
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:09:19 PM
Then get some SM2 bars or some other type of clip ons.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:09:51 PM
walks like a duck, talks like a duck, looks like a duck...it's probably a duck.

The term "crotch rocket" is derived from personal taste.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:11:44 PM
When I think of crotch rocket I think of fairings and more than 70 rwhp.

And Tom Cruise.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: GeeP on June 25, 2006, 11:15:08 PM
Quote from: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:08:10 PM
Hell No.  What crack have you been smoking??? 

I think that pretty well sums it up.   :laugh:

I suppose it depends who you ask.  To a Harley guy anything that doesn't have floorboards or highway pegs must be a crotch rocket.   :icon_lol:
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Mandres on June 25, 2006, 11:21:56 PM
If it looks like a Power Ranger would ride it then it's a crotch rocket.  Ergo the 'F' model is a crotchrocket.

-M
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:27:33 PM
Power Rangers?????  Power Rangers are for sissies.  They would ride scooters.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:31:34 PM
while looking for a pic of a power ranger motorcycle I found this:

(http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~jimthing/leather-boys.jpg)

$10 says only 1/3 of you people can point out what I'm drooling over in that pic...
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:33:31 PM
Is that an old BSA????
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:38:30 PM
Everything's right for it to be an A7 except the headlight and bar trinketry...NOrton is the only other option but I'm almost sure it's a BSA A7.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Mandres on June 25, 2006, 11:40:03 PM
Quote from: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:31:34 PM
$10 says only 1/3 of you people can point out what I'm drooling over in that pic...

the Darth Vader helmet?

-M



Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:41:52 PM
(http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%20Directories/BSA%20Bikes/images/BSA-A7-49.jpg)
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:44:11 PM
(http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%20Directories/Period%20Pictures/images/BSA-A7-Shooting-Star-61.jpg)
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:46:50 PM
see the headlight bracketry is all wrong...maybe an older model...I'm not sure.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:48:02 PM
The first one is a 49 and the second one a 67 but you never know they could have cafe racered it.......
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:50:54 PM
hmmm perhaps a model E????

(http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/Bike%20Directories/BSA%20Bikes/images/BSA%20Model%20E_jpg.jpg)
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:53:08 PM
nah look...it's got forks like the A7's (etc)...it's not a springer.  And the headlight mounts on the triangular frame thingywhopper...that's what's throwing me off (the headlight).
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:57:23 PM
The fender bracing is also not for the BSA's, Nortons, or Triumphs...
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 25, 2006, 11:59:46 PM
Ok Mak checkout this site http://www.vintagebike.co.uk/index.htm  I bet that bike may be in there somewhere.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: NWDave on June 26, 2006, 02:28:18 AM
Quote from: makenzie71 on June 25, 2006, 11:31:34 PM
while looking for a pic of a power ranger motorcycle I found this:

(http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~jimthing/leather-boys.jpg)

$10 says only 1/3 of you people can point out what I'm drooling over in that pic...

Ya, he's a looker isn't he?  :laugh:
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Stephen072774 on June 26, 2006, 06:20:36 AM
It is in Canada, just ask our northern neighbors about their insurance rates. :bs:
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: daneilah on June 26, 2006, 09:38:45 AM
Quote from: Matty B 500 on June 25, 2006, 11:06:27 PM
:dunno_white:

I guess it depends on whether you consider the term crotch rocket to be an appearance nomer or a performance nomer.

I consider it a crotch rocket because it looks like a sportbike, rather than a cruiser, or a goldwing type touring bike.

 
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Matty B 500 on June 26, 2006, 09:44:55 AM
agreed.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 26, 2006, 09:48:23 AM
From Wikipedia:

QuoteCrotch rocket is a slightly derogatory term for a sports bike. The name is derived from the way the rider sits on the bike and from the speed and acceleration these bikes are capable. A sports bike's foot pegs and shifter are located further back than conventional or a 'cruiser' motorcycles; this puts the rider in a position that is more streamlined and aerodynamic and places the rider's crotch in very close contact with the seat.

These machines are also called donor cycles (also 'murder cycles') by ER trauma surgeons, as they are typically ridden by young men in excellent physical condition, whose organs are highly suitable for transplantation should they die in an accident involving one.

I would say no.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: mike_mike on June 26, 2006, 09:56:48 AM
the F model is definately a crotch rocket even if it is a wannabe crotch rocket to the trained eye.

the E model is probably not considered a crotch rocket unless you rip by someone at 9,000rpm, they may think otherwise.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 26, 2006, 10:03:10 AM
Quote from: ajgs500 on June 26, 2006, 09:48:23 AM
From Wikipedia:

QuoteCrotch rocket is a slightly derogatory term for a sports bike. The name is derived from the way the rider sits on the bike and from the speed and acceleration these bikes are capable. A sports bike's foot pegs and shifter are located further back than conventional or a 'cruiser' motorcycles; this puts the rider in a position that is more streamlined and aerodynamic and places the rider's crotch in very close contact with the seat.

These machines are also called donor cycles (also 'murder cycles') by ER trauma surgeons, as they are typically ridden by young men in excellent physical condition, whose organs are highly suitable for transplantation should they die in an accident involving one.

I would say no.

umm see above.. better yet ask anybody who actually has a crotch rocket and see what they say.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: niteshade on June 26, 2006, 11:04:44 AM
Did you notice how far south that zipper goes?  Like peeling a banana.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: DMac on June 26, 2006, 11:12:07 AM
The only response I have to that is...


BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: manofthefield on June 26, 2006, 11:20:05 AM
I've had a couple people call my E a crotch rocket, probably because they were ignorant about the many types of motorcycles ("It has to be a harley or a crotch rocket"). 

I consider the E to be a standard or sport standard and the F to be the same thing with plastic on it... or maybe a sport tourer, they usually have fairings too and the more upright seating position
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Kasumi on June 26, 2006, 11:27:22 AM
My ZXR400 has been called by everyone a crotch rocket.

I think a crotch rocket would have to be physical size would be small, low seat height, not incredibly heavy with full fairing and very good rwhp.

Also i think low capacity engine producing lots of HP would make it a crotch rocket (eg small but packs some punch) ZXR400 400cc 65hp  :icon_twisted: 140mph = crotch rocket
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: Codger on June 26, 2006, 12:40:35 PM
I refer to it as a bottle rocket or a supper bike.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: afplayboy18 on June 26, 2006, 01:04:01 PM
im told my 06 GS500F is a crotch rocket because it looks like one...i dont care one way or the other.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: ajgs500 on June 26, 2006, 02:20:17 PM
Mak- I posted a pic of that bike on that vintage bike UK site and this is the answer I got.

" Yes I think you are right, the bike is either a BSA A7 (500cc) or A10 (650cc).

It does seem to have some non-standard parts fitted."
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: CirclesCenter on June 27, 2006, 09:53:27 AM
Norton Commando........ OMFG I love Nortons, don't get me wrong, I love that BSA, but Norton, OMG. A guy at bike night here in my town has a *perfect* commando, it is one of my favorite bikes.
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: makenzie71 on June 27, 2006, 10:07:25 AM
Yeah I'm pretty sure it's an A7...

Now just to figure out wher eI can get one of those one-piece suits for kalee...
Title: Re: is the gs 500f considered a crotch rocket?
Post by: melloGS on June 27, 2006, 10:35:56 AM
I've had someone call my bike a 'bullit bike'...