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Title: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
Dear Grammar Police,

Just in case you have not yet realized it, this is a casual Internet forum about motorcycles. It is not a scholarly journal, term paper, or a literary work of any importance. You are not being graded, and you are not my English teacher. It is simply a laid back online forum for people to hang out, post stuff, etc. Everyone should feel comfortable posting, right?

I personally find it obnoxious when someone "corrects" my spelling or grammar. You know what I mean, so why call me, or anyone else, on it? Are you trying to make them feel like a degenerate? Why do you feel the need to proove how smart you think you are? I'm not impressed.

Do you correct the speech of those around you? I hope not, because just like on here it only makes you come off as pompous and condescending. Almost no one - except maybe foreigners  :laugh: - speak true, proper English. Our dialect is casual. Get over yourself.

Would a quick read through / spell check / preview hurt before posting? Of course not. But is it really that important? No, it isn't.

If you want to be all anal about your own posts, that's great. Keep on keepin' on.

And if you don't like it, you can suck my pencil. Beeyotch.  :flipoff:

Phaedrus

PS - G'head - Look it over for a typo or a spelling error, but I've got better things to do  :thumb:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: TadMC on June 30, 2006, 09:12:45 PM
what chaps my butt is when people correct me when I write "your"  instead of "you're"
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 30, 2006, 09:22:58 PM
 :thumb:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: jake42 on June 30, 2006, 10:27:17 PM
oh christ. He's right though.  you were talking about soup.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 10:29:06 PM
Well, it wasn't just that.  :laugh:

It's just petty, and it happens a lot. And so what if I was? He, and everyone else, knew what I meant. :dunno_white:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: CirclesCenter on June 30, 2006, 10:31:02 PM
Quote from: TadMC on June 30, 2006, 09:12:45 PM
what chaps my butt is when people correct me when I write "your"  instead of "you're"

Ahahahah, you didn't capitalize the first letter of the sentence. Ahahahahhaa.

Sorry I could not help myself, please don't kill me.

Agreed though, except for when it's a run on after run on after run on sentence, with no punctuation, indenting, carriage returns, or any of that. That stuff makes me disregard everything they are saying instantly. ('Cause it's hard to read.)

So long as it is reasonable I don't care, but when it gets to some weird alphabet soup BS substituting letters and numbers and crap, then they need to die.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on July 01, 2006, 06:14:54 AM
wow Phae.. I didn't realize that would piss you off so bad dude, I'm sorry.. I was just being my regular smartass-ish self.. I didn't do it to make you feel bad or anything, I just thought it was funny, cuz I like wonton soup, a lot...

my bad dude.. like I said, I'm sorry..
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Destro on July 01, 2006, 06:28:19 AM
Quote from: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
I personally find it obnoxious when someone "corrects" my spelling or grammar. You know what I mean, so why call me, or anyone else, on it? Are you trying to make them feel like a degenerate? Why do you feel the need to proove how smart you think you are? I'm not impressed


Prove only has one "o"!  :laugh: :flipoff: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Alphamazing on July 01, 2006, 07:49:11 AM
The only time it really bothers me is when it is impossible to read and takes longer to deceipher what the hell the person was trying to say than it took reading their message. You know the ones, who abbreviate every single little word, but do it horribly. Then there are the ones who have so many spelling errors that it actually detracts from what they are trying to say or ask.

And you're right, a lot of foreigners speak better English than a lot of Americans, even on here. MarkusN of Switzerland comes to mind, and shik in the chatroom as well. Sometimes it's just absolutely pathetic how bad it is though, and Im sure you can attest to that.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: scottpA_GS on July 01, 2006, 08:10:14 AM


:thumb: I have horrible grammar ! :)

I think Sirinaths posts are the best though  :thumb:

I agree... WHO CARES !  :cheers:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: pandy on July 01, 2006, 12:50:26 PM
~~No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.~~

                                                              Eleanor Roosevelt, 1937
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: ajgs500 on July 01, 2006, 12:52:44 PM
Quote from: pandy on July 01, 2006, 12:50:26 PM
~~No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.~~

                                                              Eleanor Roosevelt, 1937


Oooooooooooooooo  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: john on July 01, 2006, 12:55:38 PM
Quote from: pandy on July 01, 2006, 12:50:26 PM
~~No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.~~

                                                              Eleanor Roosevelt, 1937

AJ, how did you turn Pandy?  I know she's turned to the dark side seeing she's quoting Eleanor Roosevelt.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: pandy on July 01, 2006, 12:59:03 PM
Quote from: john on July 01, 2006, 12:55:38 PM
AJ, how did you turn Pandy?  I know she's turned to the dark side seeing she's quoting Eleanor Roosevelt.

It was you, john. You called aj "pandy," and I've been in therapy ever since. Reading Eleanor Roosevelt and Zen books are part of the healing process.  :cookoo: :icon_razz:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: ajgs500 on July 01, 2006, 01:00:31 PM
Quote from: john on July 01, 2006, 12:55:38 PM
Quote from: pandy on July 01, 2006, 12:50:26 PM
~~No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.~~

                                                              Eleanor Roosevelt, 1937

AJ, how did you turn Pandy?  I know she's turned to the dark side seeing she's quoting Eleanor Roosevelt.

Muahahahahahahahaha I will never reveal my secret!!!!!  :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: annguyen1981 on July 01, 2006, 02:02:22 PM
Quote from: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
PS - G'head - Look it over for a typo or a spelling error, but I've got better things to do  :thumb:

It is "Go Ahead"

:laugh: :laugh: :flipoff: :laugh:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: pandy on July 01, 2006, 02:36:57 PM
Quote from: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
It is simply a laid back online forum for people to hang out, post stuff, etc. 

"Laid back" is a compound adjective modifying the noun "forum," so it should be hyphenated.  :icon_twisted: :icon_mrgreen: :kiss3:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: john on July 01, 2006, 02:45:45 PM
Quote from: pandy on July 01, 2006, 02:36:57 PM
Quote from: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
It is simply a laid back online forum for people to hang out, post stuff, etc. 

"Laid back" is a compound adjective modifying the noun "forum," so it should be hyphenated.  :icon_twisted: :icon_mrgreen: :kiss3:
(http://www.gstwin.com/images/boardpics/spellcheckhitler.jpg)

Yep it's laid-back. 
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: pandy on July 01, 2006, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: john on July 01, 2006, 02:45:45 PM
Yep it's laid-back. 

There should be a comma after "yep."  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: annguyen1981 on July 01, 2006, 03:48:40 PM
Quote from: john on July 01, 2006, 02:45:45 PM
(http://www.gstwin.com/images/boardpics/spellcheckhitler.jpg)

That made me laugh
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on July 01, 2006, 05:06:48 PM
*Edit*

I'm a retard.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: TadMC on July 01, 2006, 05:19:38 PM
Not if I get to you first, brother.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 01, 2006, 05:21:55 PM
Quote from: TadMC on July 01, 2006, 05:19:38 PM
Not if I get to you first, brother.

Hey were you in or still in the Army Tad?
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: TadMC on July 01, 2006, 05:24:27 PM
Yes, Im a fresh discharge (medical)
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on July 01, 2006, 05:28:43 PM
*Edit*

I'm an idiot

Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: TadMC on July 01, 2006, 05:34:21 PM
1
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 01, 2006, 05:39:42 PM
Quote from: TadMC on July 01, 2006, 05:34:21 PM
It may have been psychological, maybe.  Just maybe, I was out in the field and a Staff Sergeant put mud in my cot.  And maybe, just maybe, while he was sleeping, I walked over to his bed, whiped out my pee pee and urinated all over him; then stabbed him to death with HIS bayonet. 
Maybe he died, clutching his chest, praying for his wife.... just maybe.

LOL i was in the Navy i got out a year ago. And if what you say is true youshould be in like levinworth serving sometime... but i if you where in Iraq they would let you get away with that with a Psy discharge... hows your medical?
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 01, 2006, 05:42:09 PM
Thats really funny other then the killing thing.  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: TadMC on July 01, 2006, 05:44:24 PM
I have a bad herniated disc in my back.

Im not sure what happened.  I know I hurt my back in highschool at a party, wrestling around

but I played 4 years of footbal, 2 years of soccer, 1 year of lacrosse, and basic training

then one day when I worked at a resturant, I went to pick up a ticket printer and I fell on the ground almost crying in pain. Went ot the doc and they did an MRI, and yeah it was a bad herniation
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 01, 2006, 05:46:49 PM
Word :thumb:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: werase643 on July 01, 2006, 05:56:38 PM
might you have cut off his pee pee and stuffed it down his throat before stabbing him?
ir rammed it where the sun don't shine?

all time best revenge movie....."I Spitt on your Grave"
the bathroom scene...hand job.....big friggin knife.....
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: scratch on July 01, 2006, 06:17:42 PM
C'mon guys clean this up.  I don't want to TF this thread.  This is why: http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=28071.0

This is Phae's thread.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on July 01, 2006, 06:34:51 PM
Rich... I'm sorry brother..
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 01, 2006, 08:54:14 PM
Quote from: pandy on July 01, 2006, 03:25:22 PM
Quote from: john on July 01, 2006, 02:45:45 PM
Yep it's laid-back. 

There should be a comma after "yep."  :icon_mrgreen:
what about a comma and a  :flipoff: miss pandy (said while raising hand)
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 01, 2006, 09:02:13 PM
yeah my bad. this is rich's thread, 2 votes here. 1 make this a sticky for a while as well and 2 make rich an honorary gstwin mod  :cry: :cry:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: ajgs500 on July 01, 2006, 09:03:04 PM
yeah he always wanted to be a mod.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on July 01, 2006, 09:12:24 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on July 01, 2006, 09:02:13 PM
yeah my bad. this is rich's thread, 2 votes here. 1 make this a sticky for a while as well and 2 make rich an honorary gstwin mod  :cry: :cry:

+1
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 01, 2006, 09:13:53 PM
this is like whoa about 15½ shades of f&%^#d up man been a lil while since ive felt this sad :cry: hey nice guys if it is cool with the family and his fiance , get some pics of the graveside svc? man if i could get there i would but i dont have enough money for a round trip atm  :cry:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: scratch on July 01, 2006, 09:44:57 PM
It's allright man.  We know what you mean, and how you feel.  You mean well.  It's all good.

He's on the big highway in the sky.  Ride on, bro.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 02, 2006, 12:42:25 AM
honorary bump  :cry:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 02, 2006, 06:00:03 PM
another honorary bump (and a request to make a sticky?) :cry:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 02, 2006, 10:28:14 PM
(http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/sehrgrosse/large-smiley-002.gif) t.y. whomever made it sticky t.y.  :cry:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 04, 2006, 12:56:35 AM
 :bowdown: t.y. again ..........
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: weaver on July 24, 2006, 09:29:19 PM
uptight people, especially about grammer and feeling superior because of your writting skills are total shittasters. 

f%$k you grammer police.   ohh and did i mention,, we all love it when you make sure others feel stupid by restating the exact question they wrote,,, but in proper english..

:flipoff:  and  :flipoff:

twice
weaver
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: frankieG on January 05, 2008, 08:08:36 PM
Guilty
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on January 18, 2008, 05:21:44 AM
Ehh frankie were all a bit of a grammar nazi sometimes. some more so than others tho :mad:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: 08GSSteve on May 14, 2008, 05:36:25 AM
the hooman brayne can reed thru all sorts of grama erers and spelin mystakes and stll bee abel 2 undrstand wat the hell is bein sed.

I look at peoples typos and laugh because more often than not I have made the exact same typos.

Grrrrama Police  :flipoff:

Shove ya oxford dictionary club where the sun don't shine.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: the mole on May 31, 2008, 04:01:59 AM
Should be a full stop after "laugh". :laugh:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: pandy on May 31, 2008, 06:50:36 AM
Quote from: 08GSSteve on May 14, 2008, 05:36:25 AM
Grrrrama Police  :flipoff:

Shove ya oxford dictionary club where the sun don't shine.

:laugh: :thumb:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: bikejunkie223 on August 28, 2008, 06:47:22 AM
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9933/grammarrc0.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/9933/grammarrc0.384c746c63.jpg) (http://g.imageshack.us/g.php?h=517&i=grammarrc0.gif)
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: bonez on November 15, 2008, 07:07:43 PM
IS there a elementary teacher in the house.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: smartroad on December 11, 2008, 04:18:10 PM
You American's spell loads of words wrong anyway.... ;) hehe ;)





(Just kidding!! :D)
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: bill14224 on March 28, 2009, 09:34:15 AM
I wouldn't correct peoples' spelling and grammar here unless it's horrible, making communication difficult, as this is a motorcycle forum.

However, if it were a political forum, and people are making arguments about how we should run our country and why, I will, as spelling and grammar is an indication of how much or how little someone understands about why the world is how it is.  It's your language, and it's your job to master it.

For instance, I am someone who believes in liberty, limited government, and constitutional principles, understanding that it's best for all.  I hope you do as well.  The survival of our republic depends on it.  If I see someone complaining for more taxes and government spending to hopefully help their lives, using horrible spelling and grammar in the process, I will pick them apart, suggesting to them that their lack of education and understanding (possibly ambition as well) is preventing them from succeeding, not a bunch of rich guys holding them down.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: 08GSSteve on March 30, 2009, 03:14:06 AM
Hey Bill

Thats a bold statement to make.  Unless you can spell you are a dumb ass and know nothing about how the world works?

My spelling and and grammer sucks....Prove to me that the next person knows more than me about how the world works just because they know where a full stop goes.

maybe i need bettera edumacation and bettera engwish skwills to find my way home after work tonight.

:cookoo:

Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: bill14224 on June 15, 2009, 10:23:24 PM
Steve, it doesn't look to me like your spelling or grammar sucks.  Don't be so hard on yourself.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: 08GSSteve on June 16, 2009, 02:55:48 PM
yea thats what great about this site as people feel more free to post as they are not worried about being stomped on by grammer police.  Come to think of it this is the only forum I have seen that has this laid back feel  :thumb:

My spelling has never been that great Bill.  Lucky for me there is spell check on "word"
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on June 30, 2009, 03:35:11 PM
Can't believe this thread is still here, and all because of me. Guess I'll go down in GSTwin infamy.
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 03, 2009, 12:14:00 AM
right after phadrus passed, o requested a few of his threads stickied. actually glad this one is/was.?cause he was right.this IS  a casual forum. Not university . we still miss ya rich
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: MXFun86 on February 09, 2010, 04:51:08 PM
Whats worse is when people don't have anything orinal to add to a conversation, so they instead rip on someone else's opinion.  If you didn't have an original thought to begin with why don't you just head over to the soda machine and get yourself a big ole' bottle of shut the f*** up.  :flipoff:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Firewalker on August 16, 2010, 08:44:53 AM
Crazy thread.....Title cracks me up. :icon_lol:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: reajcox on October 05, 2010, 06:56:15 AM
Still alive and well and still getting reply's.   :cheers:
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Janx101 on October 05, 2010, 06:05:26 PM
Quote from: bill14224 on March 28, 2009, 09:34:15 AM
I wouldn't correct peoples' spelling and grammar here unless it's horrible, making communication difficult, as this is a motorcycle forum.

However, if it were a political forum, and people are making arguments about how we should run our country and why, I will, as spelling and grammar is an indication of how much or how little someone understands about why the world is how it is.  It's your language, and it's your job to master it.

For instance, I am someone who believes in liberty, limited government, and constitutional principles, understanding that it's best for all.  I hope you do as well.  The survival of our republic depends on it.  If I see someone complaining for more taxes and government spending to hopefully help their lives, using horrible spelling and grammar in the process, I will pick them apart, suggesting to them that their lack of education and understanding (possibly ambition as well) is preventing them from succeeding, not a bunch of rich guys holding them down.

i beleive that last bit needs more
new lines for the next
sentence
so
there is an obvious
case for self correction and education here  :thumb:

and any paragraph that start with a For instance, should be completed with care. As its a "soapbox" moment and one should really not protest their brand of right vs wrong whilst making the same errors that they doth protest about  :cookoo:  :cheers:  :D
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Janx101 on April 18, 2012, 09:43:14 PM
really?.. still me from october last year?... shocking!
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: Higgins13 on September 28, 2012, 08:19:31 PM
I strongly agree with title lol. I come here for entertainment/research. Not to practice me grammer and speeling ;)
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: NortwestRider on November 07, 2012, 05:43:12 PM
Quote from: Phaedrus on June 30, 2006, 09:10:23 PM
Dear Grammar Police,

Just in case you have not yet realized it, this is a casual Internet forum about motorcycles. It is not a scholarly journal, term paper, or a literary work of any importance. You are not being graded, and you are not my English teacher. It is simply a laid back online forum for people to hang out, post stuff, etc. Everyone should feel comfortable posting, right?

I personally find it obnoxious when someone "corrects" my spelling or grammar. You know what I mean, so why call me, or anyone else, on it? Are you trying to make them feel like a degenerate? Why do you feel the need to proove how smart you think you are? I'm not impressed.

Do you correct the speech of those around you? I hope not, because just like on here it only makes you come off as pompous and condescending. Almost no one - except maybe foreigners  :laugh: - speak true, proper English. Our dialect is casual. Get over yourself.

Would a quick read through / spell check / preview hurt before posting? Of course not. But is it really that important? No, it isn't.

If you want to be all anal about your own posts, that's great. Keep on keepin' on.

And if you don't like it, you can suck my pencil. Beeyotch.  :flipoff:

Phaedrus

PS - G'head - Look it over for a typo or a spelling error, but I've got better things to do  :thumb:


Dude my wife is a 5th grade teacher..WELCOME TO MY LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: RANT: Grammar Police Can Suck My Pencil
Post by: john on February 01, 2013, 09:38:59 AM
unsticky