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Title: What would your porn name be
Post by: TadMC on July 11, 2006, 11:26:38 PM
take the name of a childhood pet as your first name = Nugget

Then take the street you grew up on                    = Oakcrest


and you have your porn name

whats yours
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Alphamazing on July 11, 2006, 11:28:10 PM
Childhood pet: Big Red
Street: Ladera Norte

Sooo...

Big Red Norte
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: porsche4786 on July 11, 2006, 11:43:07 PM
Ralph Willowmere

Isn't it strange that TadMC started this? :cookoo:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: CirclesCenter on July 12, 2006, 12:04:24 AM
Toby Canyon

Ahahahahah.....

That actually sounds good!
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: aaronstj on July 12, 2006, 12:30:10 AM
It doesn't work as well if you grew up on a numbered street.  Unless you're in a sci-fi porn.

Buster 47.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on July 12, 2006, 12:37:28 AM
Aaron west york :o :cookoo:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: TadMC on July 12, 2006, 01:09:15 AM
Quote from: aaronstj on July 12, 2006, 12:30:10 AM
It doesn't work as well if you grew up on a numbered street.  Unless you're in a sci-fi porn.

Buster 47.

ehh sci fi porn is hot
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: ashman on July 12, 2006, 02:03:07 AM
Molly Hesper
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: roguegeek on July 12, 2006, 02:31:47 AM
Mine has always been pretty good.

Lady Eaton :thumb:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: weaselnoze on July 12, 2006, 03:58:08 AM
borus kathleen.                  thats really ghey.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: vtlion on July 12, 2006, 05:31:05 AM
all of mine are lame :-(

I grew up on a street called "Family Terrace".  That pretty much puts the kibosh on any good porn-star names by this technique.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Turd Ferguson on July 12, 2006, 05:31:36 AM
Buzz West.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: ajaxgs on July 12, 2006, 05:33:22 AM
sheba longford
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: groff22 on July 12, 2006, 05:41:46 AM
Ginger 57
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Post by: annguyen1981 on July 12, 2006, 05:45:21 AM
Queenie Beacon
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Stephen072774 on July 12, 2006, 06:04:12 AM
Benji Andrews :dunno_white:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Jake D on July 12, 2006, 07:13:21 AM
Whiskey Kimball.

There is another way to figure out your sci-fi name.  You take the street you grew up on and your last name is the last medication you took.

I was playing sci-fi name with a stripper one time (at a strip club).  She said her sci-fi name was something like "Washington Valtrex"!   :laugh:



Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: jackiei26 on July 12, 2006, 07:17:44 AM
Coco Buena Vista - I like it!
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: 3imo on July 12, 2006, 07:19:43 AM
take the name of a childhood pet as your first name =Boo boo, Lucky, Doo doo (no joke dog was named doo doo brown)

Then take the street you grew up on                    = Winall

So I have options.

Boo boo Winall
Lucky Winall
Doo doo Winall

As a porn name LUCKY WINALL is pretty good.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: zukiGS500 on July 12, 2006, 07:50:48 AM
Stupid Atlanta  :dunno_white:

somehow we convinced our mother to name the gerbils stupid and dummy
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: sinfulgs on July 12, 2006, 08:49:15 AM
pet name max
street lived on timber

so porn name MAX TIMBER     :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 12, 2006, 09:02:41 AM
Childhood pet: Chance
Street: Tanglewood
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Blingmasta on July 12, 2006, 09:05:03 AM
Childhood pet: Butch and Axel
Street: East Brainerd

Butch Brainerd would prolly be my favorite

It's times like these when I kick myself for not naming my dog Woody and living on McOnMyFace Street. Maybe the next move.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: vengeful on July 12, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
Pet Name: Thomas
Street:  Edison...

Pornstar Name - Thomas Edison.... :dunno_white: :dunno_white: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: scratch on July 12, 2006, 09:44:53 AM
Patches Pinenut?
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 12, 2006, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: vengeful on July 12, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
Pet Name: Thomas
Street:  Edison...

Pornstar Name - Thomas Edison.... :dunno_white: :dunno_white: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

WEAK.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: arcsecond on July 12, 2006, 09:54:06 AM
childhood pet --- Peanut
street           --- Mason-Dixon Drive.

hmmm,...

Peanut Dixon? that's humiliating

-James
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: sharkfin25 on July 12, 2006, 10:16:12 AM
Childhood pet: Squeaker
Street Name: Trent

Squeaker Trent. Sounds manly, doesn't it?
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: LPC2104 on July 12, 2006, 10:43:37 AM
Dog - Chaser
Street - South

Chaser South
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: niteshade on July 12, 2006, 10:57:54 AM
Frisky Piedmont
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Caffeine on July 12, 2006, 11:04:13 AM
Damon Main.   Yeah, that's a porn name!

I'm laughing about Buster 47!   

"Now Showing!  Porn-bots from the 4th Dimension!  Starring Buster 47!"   :thumb:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: qjt18 on July 12, 2006, 11:04:38 AM
Skyler Almond
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: natedawg120 on July 12, 2006, 11:16:21 AM
pets = Stumpy(three leg gerbel), Sheba (dog), Midnight and Blackie (both cats)
Street = Durham

you can choose but man Stumpy Durham  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: whizzer on July 12, 2006, 11:33:06 AM
Sunny Lowry  :thumb:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: RVertigo on July 12, 2006, 11:45:12 AM
Maynerd Ocean
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Jake D on July 12, 2006, 11:45:17 AM
Quote from: natedawg120 on July 12, 2006, 11:16:21 AM
pets = Stumpy(three leg gerbel), Sheba (dog), Midnight and Blackie (both cats)
Street = Durham

you can choose but man Stumpy Durham  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Did you mean "butt man, Stumpy Durham"?
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: 12thmonkey on July 12, 2006, 12:12:15 PM
Quote from: RVertigo on July 12, 2006, 11:45:12 AM
Maynerd Ocean

You named your first childhood pet Maynerd!?![/b]  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Man, you quite the sophisticated youngster.

Childhood pet: Andy
Street: Nonchalant Cir

Hmmmm...Andy Nonchalant? Weak.

Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Egaeus on July 12, 2006, 12:15:04 PM
Lucky Valentine
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: RVertigo on July 12, 2006, 12:18:20 PM
Quote from: 12thmonkey on July 12, 2006, 12:12:15 PMYou named your first childhood pet Maynerd!?![/b]  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Man, you quite the sophisticated youngster.
:laugh:  Well...  It's always more complicated than that...  I wasn't old enough to have anything to do with the first three pets we had...  A cat (that I don't remember at all) and two dogs (one I remember)...

So, technically my dog was the 4th family pet...

My mother got the bright idea to name the dog May Lee (which was supposed to mean little girl).  I thought the name sucked and always called her Maynerd (similar to Maynard from Dobie Gillis, played by Bob Denver (yes...  I was raised by the TV) (and actually had a Maynard beard (http://www.dslretorts.com/Paladin/images/MaynardGKrebs.jpg) for a while)).
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: 3imo on July 12, 2006, 12:20:16 PM
DAD?!!?!?!?!

(http://www.dslretorts.com/Paladin/images/MaynardGKrebs.jpg)

Your not my dad.

Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: dracflamloc on July 12, 2006, 12:20:50 PM
Fleur Andrews
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: GS Jenn on July 12, 2006, 12:23:53 PM
Blue Shores
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 12, 2006, 12:24:26 PM
Quote from: dwn4whadever on July 12, 2006, 09:02:41 AM
Childhood pet: Chance
Street: Tanglewood

Chance Tanglewood has got to be the best people..!!!!
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: fodder650 on July 12, 2006, 12:26:04 PM
Childhood pet: Kojak
Street: Harel Place

Kojak Harel? Not much of a porn name

Lets try Georgia Whetstone
Well I'm male but a name you can grind to!
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Codger on July 12, 2006, 12:45:05 PM
Spot Pumphrey

Do I win the lamest award?
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: scratch on July 12, 2006, 12:47:29 PM
I don't know, I got a lame one with "Patches Pinenut".
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Dwn4whadever on July 12, 2006, 12:50:35 PM
Quote from: Codger on July 12, 2006, 12:45:05 PM
Spot Pumphrey

Do I win the lamest award?

No!!!! the Lamest name Award goes to.....

Quote from: vengeful on July 12, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
Pet Name: Thomas
Street:  Edison...

Pornstar Name - Thomas Edison.... :dunno_white: :dunno_white: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: weaselnoze on July 12, 2006, 01:25:13 PM
Quote from: weaselnoze on July 12, 2006, 03:58:08 AM
borus kathleen.                  thats really ghey.

what? i didnt type ghey. i never write that. i hate it actually..
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: fodder650 on July 12, 2006, 01:36:06 PM
Oh come on Thomas Edison is a great porn name. I mean AC/DC do i need to say more?
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: rangerbrown on July 12, 2006, 01:40:14 PM
pet name= Johny
street name= long


johny long
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: vengeful on July 12, 2006, 01:43:48 PM
Quote from: dwn4whadever on July 12, 2006, 09:50:00 AM
Quote from: vengeful on July 12, 2006, 09:17:35 AM
Pet Name: Thomas
Street:  Edison...

Pornstar Name - Thomas Edison.... :dunno_white: :dunno_white: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

WEAK.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:laugh: :laugh: I know, right!  Maybe that's why I never got into the business.... :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: skuli65 on July 12, 2006, 02:09:52 PM
Snoopy Corvette
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: aaronstj on July 12, 2006, 03:36:00 PM
Thomas Edison invented to motion picture camera.  What do you think he recorded with it?
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: natedawg120 on July 12, 2006, 03:40:21 PM
Quote from: Jake D on July 12, 2006, 11:45:17 AM
Quote from: natedawg120 on July 12, 2006, 11:16:21 AM
pets = Stumpy(three leg gerbel), Sheba (dog), Midnight and Blackie (both cats)
Street = Durham

you can choose but man Stumpy Durham  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Did you mean "butt man, Stumpy Durham"?


:laugh: :laugh: you suck :flipoff:   :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: natedawg120 on July 12, 2006, 03:42:08 PM
Quote from: aaronstj on July 12, 2006, 03:36:00 PM
Thomas Edison invented to motion picture camera.  What do you think he recorded with it?


touche
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: vengeful on July 12, 2006, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: aaronstj on July 12, 2006, 03:36:00 PM
Thomas Edison invented to motion picture camera.  What do you think he recorded with it?


Very Very good point!  :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Cal Price on July 12, 2006, 03:50:26 PM
Rex Silverdale.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: CirclesCenter on July 12, 2006, 06:02:36 PM
Dude, Toby Canyon is so the best ever (and mine BTW)

"He'll spread you wide, like a Canyon........" (insert echoes where dots are for effect)
Or we could go all alternative lifestyles....
"You've heard of broke back mountain? What about where it's tighter, Broke Back Canyon......" (echoes there too.)

OMFG I just shat myself that's f%$king great!
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on July 12, 2006, 06:19:45 PM
OK this is so not fair cause if I do this....my porn name ends up being what my parents were going to name me if i was a boy...
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Blingmasta on July 12, 2006, 07:09:01 PM
Quote from: Cal Price on July 12, 2006, 03:50:26 PM
Rex Silverdale.

Anything with Rex is goodness.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: oramac on July 12, 2006, 09:44:43 PM
First pet cat: Spaz
Street name:  Little Hurricane

Spaz Hurricane?
:dunno_white:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: stangbaby67 on July 12, 2006, 10:32:28 PM
Cat = Honey
Street = Triunfo Canyon

Honey Triunfo??

It doesn't work for me..
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: 3imo on July 13, 2006, 06:33:04 AM
Quote from: stangbaby67 on July 12, 2006, 10:32:28 PM
Cat = Honey
Street = Triunfo Canyon

Honey Triunfo??

It doesn't work for me..

Oh yes it does.   I would love to see HONEY CANYON in action.   :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Yankee Punker on July 13, 2006, 07:50:27 AM
  Cat = Blackie
  Street = Harding Ave.

  Blackie Harding  = Ghey Porn :dunno_white:

  I think I'll stick with my midget porn.  :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: natedawg120 on July 13, 2006, 08:09:39 AM
Quote from: Yankee Punker on July 13, 2006, 07:50:27 AM
  Cat = Blackie
  Street = Harding Ave.

  Blackie Harding  = Ghey Porn :dunno_white:

  I think I'll stick with my midget porn.  :laugh:


ok how many people had a black cat named Blackie, i did  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Yankee Punker on July 13, 2006, 10:53:03 AM
Quote from: natedawg120 on July 13, 2006, 08:09:39 AM
Quote from: Yankee Punker on July 13, 2006, 07:50:27 AM
  Cat = Blackie
  Street = Harding Ave.

  Blackie Harding  = Ghey Porn :dunno_white:

  I think I'll stick with my midget porn.  :laugh:


ok how many people had a black cat named Blackie, i did  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Now we have two cats, ones solid white, and the other is solid black.    Blanco and Black man  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: Jake D on July 13, 2006, 11:00:48 AM
Rvertigo's ghey porn name (he is at least 10% ghey) is: Colin Recker.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: RVertigo on July 13, 2006, 11:34:06 AM
Quote from: Jake D on July 13, 2006, 11:00:48 AMRvertigo's ghey porn name (he is at least 10% ghey) is: Colin Recker.
:laugh:  That's better than a lot of the names you could of come up with...  I'll take that. :thumb:
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: The Buddha on July 13, 2006, 11:41:48 AM
Mine might have to be ... Papu Arya  O0
I am the sage of porn ... I can chant the chicks into pleasure ... or I will meditate and them chicks will go away happy ... yea ...
Arya was a old injun saint/philosopher.
My address was 69 though ...  O0 ...
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: JonC on July 13, 2006, 12:29:41 PM
Fritz Teil...

Um yeah, no porn for me.
Title: Re: What would your porn name be
Post by: pandy on July 13, 2006, 12:31:40 PM
Bernadette Hollywood

I'm a STAR!  :flipoff: :laugh:
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