Poll
Question:
Do you need a girlfriend?
Option 1: DESPERATELY
votes: 10
Option 2: Well, ok... If you insist.
votes: 10
Option 3: No I don't. I've got one.
votes: 14
Option 4: Wife would kill me.
votes: 16
Option 5: My boyfriend/husband would LOVE that!
votes: 4
I'm bored.
Well I have a wife. And if I had a GF my wife would kill her not me, she already told me that :o
Besides I'm a one woman at a time type of guy. Long story as to why
Actually, I need a wife too cook and clean for me ;)
Quote from: pandy on August 08, 2006, 09:57:28 PM
Actually, I need a wife too cook and clean for me ;)
Well you're not getting mine it took too long get her trained.
that dog or your wife? ehhh no difference.
no im just kidding. seriously. :laugh:
Don't know if I should let pandy know this but my wife's family had a resturant in Korea so any Korean dish she can make :icon_mrgreen: Here's a pic of my family it's a photo of a photo when our son was 2 years old he's now 2 years 5 months.
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/dlchris1/P1010034.jpg)
Very nice looking family :thumb:
I could always use another... when you're my age, it's best to have multiple gf's, it keeps things interesting :thumb:
not merried yet but i wtill think that if i had another GF my fiance would kill me. Plus I agree with Blue05twin, i am a one lady kind of guy as well.
Awwwwwww.....what a gorgeous family, blue05twin!!!
Wow....your wife rides a Gixxer and cooks amazing Korean dishes....now I'm MORE in love.... :mad: :icon_mrgreen: :kiss3:
P.S. And tell your wife she has THE most beautiful complexion....I'd kill for that gorgeous complexion...it's a girl thang.... if I tell her every day how gorgeous her complexion is, do ya think she'd come be my wife? :kiss3: :icon_lol:
:laugh: :laugh: that is funny pandy, to make it easier .....
Quote from: pandyP.S. And tell your wife she has THE most beautiful complexion....I'd kill for that gorgeous complexion...it's a girl thang.... if I tell her every day how gorgeous her complexion is, do ya think she'd come be my wife?
PS i love that sweet new bike :thumb: :thumb: and the fact that you kept your GS :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:
Thansk Natedawg. I'm glad I kept it too, now just waiting for my 4.5 " rear wheel :icon_mrgreen:
Pandy sorry but she's my wife and I can't live without her :oops: Ok so I can live without her but I don't want too :laugh: Besides she would take Ethan too :cry:
ok...I'm feeling magnanimous today...I'll letcha keep her! :icon_mrgreen:
But...you better be good to her....because I'm watching....waiting....ready to pounce.... ;) :P :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 08:18:01 AM
ok...I'm feeling magnanimous today...I'll letcha keep her! :icon_mrgreen:
But...you better be good to her....because I'm watching....waiting....ready to pounce.... ;) :P :laugh:
:laugh: not sure why but I keep laughing when I think of a pouncing Pandy :laugh:
Quote from: blue05twin on August 09, 2006, 08:21:06 AM
:laugh: not sure why but I keep laughing when I think of a pouncing Pandy :laugh:
Bah....you just don't understand how very ferocious I can be! :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cookoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Ceek on August 09, 2006, 08:45:14 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :cookoo: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Bah! He fears my wrath! He posts safely from 35 miles away! Fear the ferocious pandy! :mad: :icon_twisted: :laugh:
( ) <=====lacking Yawning emot...
All I gotta say is...Women, can't live with them and sheep don't cook... ;)
Quote from: flyingbeagle71 on August 09, 2006, 09:06:26 AM
All I gotta say is...Women, can't live with them and sheep don't cook... ;)
OMFG :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You owe me a new keyboard
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Sheep can't rub your back, either! :flipoff:
Hmmm back rub .. . . think I'll go home early today.
Quote from: blue05twin on August 09, 2006, 09:20:56 AM
Hmmm back rub .. . . think I'll go home early today.
It never works out, you'll end up rubbing hers :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 09:19:54 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Sheep can't rub your back, either! :flipoff:
Yes... But they sure are soft
:laugh:
??? Sicko! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
(http://www.ccrepair.net/noq/images/response/hit_it_sheep.jpg)
Ok that settles it we need to find An a GF and get her a plain ticket. :laugh:
At the very LEAST!! :cookoo: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 08:22:15 AM
Quote from: blue05twin on August 09, 2006, 08:21:06 AM
:laugh: not sure why but I keep laughing when I think of a pouncing Pandy :laugh:
Bah....you just don't understand how very ferocious I can be! :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh:
:icon_mrgreen: :laugh: Muwahahahahahahaahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaa you cant handle me muwahhahaahahhahahahahaahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 09, 2006, 08:30:31 PM
(http://www.ccrepair.net/noq/images/response/hit_it_sheep.jpg)
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
:thumb: :cheers:
Got a wife...1 woman is enough...don't think I would be able to handle 2 women & son on 1 bike.
As long as the poll was talking about people. Wool is just way too itchy for something like that. Although if you got ahold of one just after its wool had been shorn (O0 ==> 8) )... I mean, that would be wrong. So very wrong...
That reminds me of a joke (hope that there aren't any easily offended scotsmen around)
Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a scotsman?
Mick Jagger says, "Hey! You! get offa my cloud!". The scotsman says, "Hey! McCloud! Get offa my Ewe".
or
Ahh, <fill in the name of place here>! Where the men are men, so are the women and the sheep run scared.
And, why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 10:01:24 PM
At the very LEAST!! :cookoo: :laugh:
I resent that!
:laugh:
Quote from: scratch on August 10, 2006, 06:31:38 PM
And, why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Beacause the sheep can hear zippers. :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 10, 2006, 08:17:04 PM
I resent that! :laugh:
I meant it in the warmest possible way! :icon_mrgreen: :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 10, 2006, 08:34:26 PM
Beacause the sheep can hear zippers. :icon_mrgreen:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 10, 2006, 08:34:26 PM
Quote from: scratch on August 10, 2006, 06:31:38 PM
And, why do Scottish men wear kilts?
Beacause the sheep can hear zippers. :icon_mrgreen:
I love that one. :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on August 10, 2006, 08:17:04 PM
Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 10:01:24 PM
At the very LEAST!! :cookoo: :laugh:
I resent that!
:laugh:
Sure you didn't mean " I resemble that!" :laugh: :thumb: :cheers:
Q. How do they spell sheep in New Zealand?
A. They don't shag them for 6 weeks
Q. Why do Kiwi race horses run so fast?
A. They've seen what they do to the sheep.
PS No offence is intended.
i dont need to have a B/f but i certianly enjoy having the one ive got right now. :thumb:
I'm not proud...I really, REALLY need a wife!!...still.... :icon_lol: :laugh:
Quote from: pandy on August 14, 2006, 06:23:34 PM
I'm not proud...I really, REALLY need a wife!!...still.... :icon_lol: :laugh:
Fascinating. Is this wife for cooking and cleaning, or is something else that interests you? Hmmmm.
I'm again reminded of a UPN movie named
the Last Man on Planet Earth in which males are all but banned from existence due to their innate violent tendencies and propensity for war. Consequently, all the women are in lesbo relationships. ;) What do you think,
Purple, is that a future that we should all be working toward? I mean, think about it:
No more rapes
No more unplanned pregnancies
No more AIDS
No more poker-faced male gynocologists thinking god-knows-what
No more public stonings
No homophobia
No racism to speak of
No more ghettos-urban terrorism-unsafe city streets
No more pathetic cracker bands with screaming vocalists
No more standing urination
Hitchhiking anytime anyplace without a second thought
No more guns & republicans
Man-killing feminist folk hero Eileen Wournos for President!
Sugar & spice & everything nice.
Sound too good to be true? And the movie version of female utopia was a pretty good deal for the leftover men, too, with the exception of a handful of malcontents (probably latent homosexuals). So be sure to catch a rerun on SciFi when it makes the rounds again! :cheers:
DAMMIT I STILL NEED A GF lolol :oops: :mad: :laugh:
this thread is funny. :)
some of you definitley need significant others.
I'm happily married and wouldn't have chosen another.
Quote from: Gisser on August 15, 2006, 12:24:20 AM
Fascinating. Is this wife for cooking and cleaning, or is something else that interests you? Hmmmm.
Cooking, cleaning, and shopping! :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 10, 2006, 10:36:07 PM
Q. How do they spell sheep in New Zealand?
A. They don't shag them for 6 weeks
How do they
spell sheep?
Yeah, I didn't get it, either.
I wonder if it's like fishing pressure? You know, the fish don't bite if there's alot of poles in the water all the time.
Quote from: blue05twin on August 09, 2006, 08:21:06 AM
Quote from: pandy on August 09, 2006, 08:18:01 AM
ok...I'm feeling magnanimous today...I'll letcha keep her! :icon_mrgreen:
But...you better be good to her....because I'm watching....waiting....ready to pounce.... ;) :P :laugh:
:laugh: not sure why but I keep laughing when I think of a pouncing Pandy :laugh:
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Quote from: scratch on August 15, 2006, 10:32:10 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 10, 2006, 10:36:07 PM
Q. How do they spell sheep in New Zealand?
A. They don't shag them for 6 weeks
How do they spell sheep?
Quote from: aaronstj on August 15, 2006, 11:11:07 AM
Yeah, I didn't get it, either.
Spell, as in, relieve (someone) from work by taking a turn; "She spelled her husband at the wheel"
I've never heard that usage before in my life. Crazy Australians.
Quote from: aaronstj on August 15, 2006, 12:59:25 PM
I've never heard that usage before in my life. Crazy Australians.
Not just Australian, My Mom's side of the family is from Kentucky, they say spell all the time...
ie. Why don't you sit on the porch and have some moonshine for a spell?
:dunno_white: Crazy Hillbilly's... :dunno_white:
Quote from: aaronstj on August 15, 2006, 12:59:25 PM
I've never heard that usage before in my life. Crazy Australians.
yep crazy like a fox :icon_mrgreen:
Spell, can mean a period of work or other activity, an interval or period of rest, to give an interval of rest to. :thumb:
I thought everyone know what spell could mean. BTW I need a rich GF now so I can get my helmet :thumb:
Well...I'm from nawth carlina, and though I may have left as a youngun, we still set a spell and visit when we can! :icon_mrgreen:
Oh, I've heard of using "spell" as a noun. Just never as a verb, expect for "spell this word".