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Title: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: Alphamazing on August 11, 2006, 02:06:54 AM
Come up with a caption for this image. The winner receives absolutely nothing, but remember that you had fun!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b123/AlphaFire_X5/GSTwin/caption%20contest/Gettingsomeair.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Codger on August 11, 2006, 04:00:46 AM
Let's see, I parked in the green section.

Bet nobody F+++s with my bike here.

Count to three and pull.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Cal Price on August 11, 2006, 04:35:07 AM
Are those Speed Demons or Bridgestone BT45s?
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: starwalt on August 11, 2006, 04:51:31 AM
1) " Wow Jim! Josh Wilson really stuck his ride and has great form in his dismount here in the Olympic Superbike Gymnasitcs event."

2) "Look at me! I'm a plane, I'm a plane!"

3) "It is greener on the other side of the fence!"

4) "So that's where the umbrella girls sunbathe!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Codger on August 11, 2006, 05:22:53 AM
Are we going to vote for the best after a few days?
Star 4)  is my current vote
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Codger on August 11, 2006, 05:24:27 AM
Are we going to vote for the best after a few days?
Star 4)  is my current vote
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: TadMC on August 11, 2006, 05:28:13 AM
x
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: natedawg120 on August 11, 2006, 05:51:42 AM
1. Crap, I thought this was the deep end of the pool.

2. Yup, I'm flying through the air ... this isn't good ...

3. Captains Log: Today I discovered that they don't scoop the dog droppings in the field outside of turn 3.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: sledge on August 11, 2006, 06:27:14 AM
........As we can see, Brandon Routh was desperate to create an impression when he auditioned for the lead role in Superman Returns.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: flyingbeagle71 on August 11, 2006, 06:37:34 AM
1. Tuck and roll, tuck and roll, gotta remember to tuck and roll.

2. Weee!!!

3. Look Ma, no hands.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: zukiGS500 on August 11, 2006, 08:15:12 AM
Suddenly, dave is reminded of the days he traveled with the circus
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Alphamazing on August 11, 2006, 08:24:49 AM
Zniedine Zidane gets geared up and performs his aerial headbutt attack!
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: natedawg120 on August 11, 2006, 09:05:33 AM
I wounder if I am high now?

Holy crap, alligators!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Wrecent_Wryder on August 11, 2006, 10:09:19 AM
d2
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Stephen072774 on August 11, 2006, 10:58:53 AM
James Bond's new bike, designed by "Q"
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: natedawg120 on August 11, 2006, 11:00:25 AM
Quote from: Stephen072774 on August 11, 2006, 10:58:53 AM
James Bond's new bike, designed by "Q"

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :thumb:
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Jake D on August 11, 2006, 11:39:05 AM
Wonder Woman likes her hew leathers, but is unhappy with the captain's chair in her new plane. 
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: RVertigo on August 11, 2006, 11:40:05 AM
"Damn...  That was the lever he said NOT to pull"

"CANNONBALL!!"

"Hey look...  A butterfly...  "

"That's what's over here...  Huh..."
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: natedawg120 on August 11, 2006, 11:42:12 AM
Shoulda started on a GS500
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: oramac on August 11, 2006, 11:42:37 AM
Hey, I can see my house from heeeeeeere......
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: LPC2104 on August 11, 2006, 12:10:58 PM
I'm a Rocketman....Rocketmaaan
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: RVertigo on August 11, 2006, 03:09:05 PM
Quote from: LPC2104 on August 11, 2006, 12:10:58 PM
I'm a Rocketman....Rocketmaaan
:laugh:
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: sharkfin25 on August 11, 2006, 03:27:12 PM
"Hmmm, did I leave the iron on?"
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: scratch on August 11, 2006, 03:27:27 PM
Omigosh, she flashed me!  I've got to get her digits!

Oops, blew the turn, but there's a nice peice of grass to land on...

Or,

Oops, blew the turn, but there's a nice, beautiful, busty girl to land on...
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Kasumi on August 11, 2006, 04:09:17 PM
"I wonder if this will get me an extra 10 points for style!"
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: scratch on August 11, 2006, 04:58:16 PM
Mental note: Do NOT duct tape the throttle WFO on Aprilia RS250.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Caffeine on August 11, 2006, 05:39:06 PM
"Hey, those shmucks on the GSTwin boards told me falling HURTS!  I don't feel a thing!"

or:

"Suddenly, Bob realized that the pirahna pond was located in a REALLY bad spot..."

:cheers:
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 11, 2006, 06:59:51 PM
WHOA NAKED CHICKS ! ! ! ! !
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: cuda_06 on August 11, 2006, 07:54:50 PM
Ok folks, here we have a rare example of the rider out jumping the horse.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: sledge on August 11, 2006, 11:56:01 PM
Secret Police pictures have been discovered of a new roadside test procedure for motorcycle front brakes.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: zukiGS500 on August 12, 2006, 12:45:03 AM
Honda's first real world test of their new motorcycle airbag system goes horribly wrong

http://www.webbikeworld.com/Motorcycle-news/honda-motorcycle-airbag.htm
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: sledge on August 12, 2006, 04:55:23 AM
It rapidly became obvious to Dave that he had yet to master the tricky art of brake-bleeding.
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Old Mr. Wilson on August 12, 2006, 11:55:35 AM
surely she'll give me some p_ussy NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I can hear all the townspeople cheering for me!!!!
I KNOW I'll get some P_ussy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: CirclesCenter on August 12, 2006, 03:57:12 PM
Oh yeah, I'm not on my trials bike.....
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: Alphamazing on April 30, 2007, 08:19:36 PM
NEW CAPTION PICTURE!!!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b123/AlphaFire_X5/LJ/wtf.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: tslugmo on April 30, 2007, 09:59:03 PM
After 7 years, wearing his "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off" jacket finally pays off.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: zukiGS500 on April 30, 2007, 11:25:40 PM
Did I just run over santa?
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 30, 2007, 11:30:08 PM
"I TOLD YOU,! YOU GO THIS WAY !"
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: MinnesotaCafe on April 30, 2007, 11:37:14 PM
"Note to self ... buy life insurance ..."
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: scottpA_GS on May 01, 2007, 01:07:02 PM
Quote from: tslugmo on April 30, 2007, 09:59:03 PM
After 7 years, wearing his "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off" jacket finally pays off.

You win  :bowdown:

:icon_mrgreen: :thumb:
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: TragicImage on May 01, 2007, 04:14:18 PM
Quote from: tslugmo on April 30, 2007, 09:59:03 PM
After 7 years, wearing his "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off" jacket finally pays off.


clearly the winner.... nothing else will beat it.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: oramac on May 01, 2007, 04:23:06 PM
Finally, a bad guy learns how to avoid a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick...
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: genEricStL on May 01, 2007, 04:41:49 PM
Psshhtt ... when monkeys fly out of my butt
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 01, 2007, 09:59:35 PM
Quote from: tslugmo on April 30, 2007, 09:59:03 PM
After 7 years, wearing his "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off" jacket finally pays off.

I don't even know who you are, but you are my hero.

-Turd.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: Alphamazing on May 01, 2007, 11:47:30 PM
Quote from: tslugmo on April 30, 2007, 09:59:03 PM
After 7 years, wearing his "If you can read this, the b*tch fell off" jacket finally pays off.

Winner. No contest.  :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Title: Re: Caption Contest!
Post by: simon79 on May 02, 2007, 09:14:57 AM
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on August 11, 2006, 08:24:49 AM
Zniedine Zidane gets geared up and performs his aerial headbutt attack!

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 4-30-2007 (Page 3)
Post by: Alphamazing on May 02, 2007, 10:37:22 AM
New picture!

(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b123/AlphaFire_X5/GSTwin/caption%20contest/stunna.jpg)
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on May 02, 2007, 11:35:13 AM
Nick_Villan suddenly realizes he should have listened all those times...
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: darb85 on May 02, 2007, 12:08:33 PM
At this moment, jimmy the squid realizes the importance of a torque wrench
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: bucks1605 on May 02, 2007, 12:26:06 PM
I hope me new 'bandana' helmet works...
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: zukiGS500 on May 02, 2007, 01:03:44 PM
I knew I should have replaced the forks after running into those tires.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: CasiUSA on May 02, 2007, 01:07:37 PM
(In a Jaques Custeau French accent)
And the squid, in one last desperate attempt to escape danger, inks everywhere
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: cosmiccharlie on May 02, 2007, 01:39:11 PM
You guys don't need helmets, watch I'll do it without!  See it's eas....OHH shaZam!!! 
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: genEricStL on May 02, 2007, 05:03:00 PM
It's not as bad as it looks ... three rights make a left . I'm Bandana-Man damnit !!!
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: jdanna on May 02, 2007, 09:33:55 PM
goddamnit, next time im buyig metal forks. these balsa ones just dont cut it.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on May 02, 2007, 10:45:26 PM
Sweet, time for that ZX-14 I've been wanting.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: Wrecent_Wryder on May 03, 2007, 03:27:00 AM
s4
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: Turd Ferguson on May 03, 2007, 05:49:57 AM
Quote from: Wrecent_Wryder on May 03, 2007, 03:27:00 AM
"Screw the dealers and their high prices, I just buy bolts from the hardware sto..."

Bwahahaha!  I love the abrupt ending. :thumb:
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: 3imo on May 03, 2007, 07:24:08 AM
"Intelligent design ...My ass.  Darwin was right."


Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: Jake D on May 03, 2007, 09:08:55 AM
Quote from: CasiUSA on May 02, 2007, 01:07:37 PM
(In a Jaques Custeau French accent)
And the squid, in one last desperate attempt to escape danger, inks everywhere

Mad props.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: Absolute Rescue on May 03, 2007, 11:54:47 AM
I wonder if my crash bars will work in an endo :dunno_white:
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: weaselnoze on May 03, 2007, 04:20:10 PM
smile like a donut.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 03, 2007, 09:19:23 PM
awwww f%$k me runnin
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: darb85 on May 03, 2007, 09:40:03 PM
once again, Darwin has been proven to be correct.
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: RVertigo on May 07, 2007, 12:44:33 PM
"I knew putting GS500 forks on this thing was a bad idea..."
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: bucks1605 on May 07, 2007, 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: Wrecent_Wryder on May 03, 2007, 03:27:00 AM
"Screw the dealers and their high prices, I just buy bolts from the hardware sto..."



I just did that a few days ago... :laugh:
Title: Re: Caption Contest! New on 5-2-2007 (Page 4)
Post by: natedawg120 on May 07, 2007, 07:56:08 PM
You'll never believe it man.  There was a quarter, so I stopped in a hurry to get it, then a bang.  A sniper had shot the front fork out and I just traded my helmet for that sweet bandana .............