Poll
Question:
Which GSTwinner is the biggest drunkard?
Option 1: Circle's Center
votes: 2
Option 2: AJ/Pastrami (combined)
votes: 5
Option 3: Davipu
votes: 10
Option 4: TadMC
votes: 4
Option 5: zukiGS500
votes: 4
So who do you think drinks like a fish?
I put myself in because I can hold enough liquor to enbalm an elephant.
I hold this much liquor whenever my hands aren't busy holding something else.
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You would be. :laugh:
Yeah i seem to remember a few drunken posts of yours.
Ok actually I suspect more were drunken than you have admitted too.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If youse wanna learn about drinking you're welcome to come down under for a few lessons. I've had cough syrup stronger then most of the beers you have over there.
:cheers:
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Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 24, 2006, 09:32:39 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If youse wanna learn about drinking you're welcome to come down under for a few lessons. I've had cough syrup stronger then most of the beers you have over there.
:cheers:
CEPT FOR THE FOSTERS LOL
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on August 24, 2006, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 24, 2006, 09:32:39 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If youse wanna learn about drinking you're welcome to come down under for a few lessons. I've had cough syrup stronger then most of the beers you have over there.
:cheers:
CEPT FOR THE FOSTERS LOL
fosters is crap
bud is crap
miller is crap (unless your poor or just drinking to get drunk.. hmm, im drinking millier light tonight)
beer in general is worthless, its just filler,
beam or jd for me when im not poor.
can i vote for myself, just do to the simple fact that im drunk and i work int eh morning
hey, i just noticed, im in a poll, i think thats the first time its ever happend
if you kids want a real drinking lesson, come to milwaukee and ill teach you a thing or two,
milwaukee, the nations drunkest city
AJ/Pastrami (combined)....
whatever, there combined weight isnt even close to what i poop out in the morning after a night of drinking
Quote from: zukiGS500 on August 24, 2006, 10:46:00 PM
AJ/Pastrami (combined)....
whatever, there combined weight isnt even close to what i poop out in the morning after a night of drinking
With that comment you got my vote :thumb:
My favorites:
1) Southern Comfort & lime juice 2) Lemon Drops 3) Jamesons 4) Jeager 5) Blackhouse 5) Tequila 6) Goldschlagger
I don't know TacMac that well but he seems to have a very STRONG PERSONALITY - he's got my vote
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on August 24, 2006, 10:31:18 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on August 24, 2006, 09:32:39 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
If youse wanna learn about drinking you're welcome to come down under for a few lessons. I've had cough syrup stronger then most of the beers you have over there.
:cheers:
CEPT FOR THE FOSTERS LOL
The day I start drinking fosters is the day I'll go into rehab, cause I'd hit rock bottom.
Beer makes me do this to much (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/dlchris1/piss.gif)
I perfer hard crown special ( korean thing ) or tequila and grey goose YUMMY!! :cheers:
Quote from: blue05twin on August 24, 2006, 10:54:00 PM
Quote from: zukiGS500 on August 24, 2006, 10:46:00 PM
AJ/Pastrami (combined)....
whatever, there combined weight isnt even close to what i poop out in the morning after a night of drinking
With that comment you got my vote :thumb:
oop, looks like its coming a little early this time
Hey now I'm used to be for the people who know that inside joke :laugh: Native just because I'm little doesn't mean I wasn't bred to be a drinker...I AM the Tang Champion (Tang=DKE frats relay drinking game) and I can hold my own with football and hockey players..you guys forget theres not a f%$king thing to do up here BFE but drink :laugh: AJ has settled me down though, AJ however...I'm livened her up...shes a drunkard now...
So you guys are a bunch of drunks huh? Sweet!! I thought I was all alone. And by the way everyone knows that PA beer is the only way to go. Oldest brew in US. Add a few shots of Tequila and now we're talkin
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila ............ floor :cheers:
Bottles you mean ...right? :thumb:
Quote from: ajaxgs on August 25, 2006, 06:42:15 AM
1 Tequila 2 Tequila 3 Tequila ............ floor :cheers:
Tequila is the shaZam!, i was at the bar last night, its fun when college is back, and a guy challenged me to shots of tequila. one shot every 10 mins untill one of us quits. He quit after an hour and 20 mins and i got to drink for free, loser pays the tab :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I then played pool, thought i was great and all powerful, see yamas stages of drunkenness thread :laugh:, got home quality time with fince, then slumber land. even made it to work early thismorning :cheers: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ok, so im not sure what all happened last night, but i went to bed a bit early do to work in the morning. So i walk out of my room to go take my morning dump, and just stop, something doesnt look right. then i see this.
(https://pantherfile.uwm.edu/mpmaes/public/Image040.jpg)
Ok, wtf mate, why is the living room empty, there should be 3 couches and a lazyboy in there. GOD DAMN f%$king DRUNKS!!!!!!!!!!, knowing the people i drink with i expected to find it all on the front lawn, and im sure the excuse i would get would be, oh, we went outside for a smoke and there was nothing to sit on.
so im sitting on the can kind of pissed, im slighty hung over and i dont know where the furniture is, and im sure the kitchen is a mess.
so i go to grab my morning mt. dew and this is what i find in the kitchen
(https://pantherfile.uwm.edu/mpmaes/public/Image036.jpg)
:o :o :o
:laugh: :laugh:
:cheers: :cheers:
THOSE BASTARDS!!!!!!! :flipoff:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hey it's bette waking up to that than, finding a person sleeping in your bathtub covered with puke useing a towel as a blanket.
Quote from: blue05twin on August 25, 2006, 09:15:06 AM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Hey it's bette waking up to that than, finding a person sleeping in your bathtub covered with puke useing a towel as a blanket.
i would rather find that person than be that person
I was that person once.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
That is awesome. Last time i passed out in an 'unsafe' location i was relocated to the front lawn couch and all, placed in front of my friends moving truck and awakened by the extremely load horn only to see this massive truck right in front of me. I almost peed in my pants and then proceeded to a more safe location, back seat of my car with the doors locked :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I learned long, long, ago never to pass out! So I don't.
Quote from: freewheelburner on August 25, 2006, 09:52:58 AM
I learned long, long, ago never to pass out! So I don't.
Wake up with a pee pee drawn on your face?
Something like that!..... :dunno_white:
my worst was waking up on my bathroom floor in wet underwear, the stench of vomit coming from the toliet, and a pile of wet clothes laying next to me.
which wouldnt have been so bad if i had known why everything was wet
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! :thumb: Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day :laugh:
Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! :thumb: Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day :laugh:
stiffler's mom :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! :thumb: Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day :laugh:
ROFL, i don't thing any of my friends moms are that attractive, that and my fiance wouldn't appriciate it that much :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! :thumb: Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day :laugh:
I first read that as, "I got black out drunk and made out with my mom." I was thinking, "damn, I don't know if I'd be spreading that tidbit of information around...."
Quote from: Egaeus on August 25, 2006, 12:14:02 PM
Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! :thumb: Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day :laugh:
I first read that as, "I got black out drunk and made out with my mom." I was thinking, "damn, I don't know if I'd be spreading that tidbit of information around...."
wrong on soooooo many levels
I only have one vote?
Damn. I need to drunk post more often.
And if you guys truly outdrink me, HOLY shaZam!. When you die you'll be preserved for centuries!
Quote from: natedawg120 on August 25, 2006, 12:08:58 PM
Quote from: ducati_nolan on August 25, 2006, 11:29:17 AM
Wow, after reading all these stories it makes me feel like a little bit less of an alcoholic! :thumb: Or maybee I'm just with my fellow drunks. Two weeks ago my buddy got married and I got black out drunk and made out with his mom it was pretty funny hearing about that one the next day :laugh:
ROFL, i don't thing any of my friends moms are that attractive, that and my fiance wouldn't appriciate it that much :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
you know, i dont think i would really care if their mom was attractive or not, as long as shes not real old. cause they you can always hold that over your friends head, anytime he makes fun of you, you just say, rememeber that time i made out with I love YOU
thats pretty disgusting..
or "I love YOU was good last night" yes im drunk dammit i want a recount. ( see when im drinkin i think like al gore) :mad: :laugh:
so does it make ok if I made out with my friend's father? Whatever reason people give, it still doesn't make it right.
what makes it wrong. rofl if you got married, you'd essentially be your friends step mother/father :laugh:
So you made out with your friends father? Not that there's anything wrong with that.
of course not, I was trying to put the shoe on the other foot. Maybe a cousin, brother or someone else's boyfriend but not their father.
since i turned 21 back in april i thnk i've been under the influence more than i have been sober. almost every wed, thurs, friday, saturday and sunday im drinkin something with somone.. that leaves monday and tues for being sober.. :oops:
Quote from: weaselnoze on August 26, 2006, 08:46:48 AM
since i turned 21 back in april i thnk i've been under the influence more than i have been sober. almost every wed, thurs, friday, saturday and sunday im drinkin something with somone.. that leaves monday and tues for being sober.. :oops:
sissy, why are you taking off monday and tuesday, you can be sober while your sleeping.
Quote from: blue05twin on August 24, 2006, 11:07:24 PM
Beer makes me do this to much (http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i134/dlchris1/piss.gif)
I perfer hard crown special ( korean thing ) or tequila and grey goose YUMMY!! :cheers:
What about Soju? Mmm.. good stuff...
If you guys only knew. True drunkards don't gloat about it. ;)
or they are too drunk to talk about and dont remember in the morning
Very good point.
Bwahhahahah
Sometimes I have to unravel the nights happening like a detective.
"Where the heck where you between 11pm and 2 am last night?"