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your life is going nowhere fast...
He doesn't HAVE a life! :laugh:
go to sleep
I should stop leaving my browser open when I leave my house to socialize with real humans. To be on the same list as An in an respect is depressing ;)
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Quote from: TadMC on September 05, 2006, 03:50:16 PM
dude my browser is always on this page, yet i have only 12 days online
I dont know how to increase this stat
Noob :laugh:
Absolutely pathetic. They're called girls (or guys if that's you), look into them.
Quote from: roguegeek on September 05, 2006, 07:04:41 PM
Absolutely pathetic. They're called girls (or guys if that's you), look into them.
I tried. Can't find a suitable one. Or maybe I should say, can't find one who likes me. :cry:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 05, 2006, 07:10:47 PMcan't find one who likes me. :cry:
That is because either:
A) They were not drunk enough
B) You were not drunk enough
If you don't look like the elephant man or smell like swamp thing, you can get laid... You just have to try harder (meaning, lower your standards).
If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards. :thumb:
My standards aren't the problem. I just get REAL nervous around a girl I like. The only time I'm not nervous around them is when I know that there is a ZERO percent chance (ie: married, b/f, age...)
See Option A) listed above.
Option A conflicts with my standards & morals
Lower your standards.
I swear... If you don't WANT a solution, then don't complain.
You wanna catch this grrly? Then tell her that you really like her, but you're too nervous to talk to her... Write it down and get your buddy to give it to her... Yeah... Just like in Middle-School... You know, last year for you right?
If you don't want to pull the kitty cat-note maneuver, then you have a few other options.
1: Grow some balls you f%$king sissy Buddha Loves You.
2: Drink some liquid courage and talk to her.
3: Take up bug collecting.
The answer to all of your prayers is now within reach:
http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=30075.0
Quote from: RVertigo on September 05, 2006, 07:33:09 PM
Lower your standards.
I swear... If you don't WANT a solution, then don't complain.
You wanna catch this grrly? Then tell her that you really like her, but you're too nervous to talk to her... Write it down and get your buddy to give it to her... Yeah... Just like in Middle-School... You know, last year for you right?
If you don't want to pull the kitty cat-note maneuver, then you have a few other options.
1: Grow some balls you f%$king sissy Buddha Loves You.
2: Drink some liquid courage and talk to her.
3: Take up bug collecting.
My main problem is that when I DO get enough courage to talk to a girl, I talk to her as if I wanted to be "friends".
About 6 years ago, I became close friends with a girl I liked. We talked about everything (she even talked about her current b/f at the time). 9 months later, she broke it off. As a friend, I was there for her, but I realized I really liked her. It took me a couple months to muster up the courage to ask her out. We went on a date.
Sorry to say, it didn't work out. Became too weird. I haven't seen or talked to her since then. :cry:
I know the right girl for me is out there... But I just can't afford to fly out into space. :laugh:
and don't forget option #4:
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Quote from: vtlion on September 06, 2006, 04:07:38 AM
and don't forget option #4:
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