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Title: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Alphamazing on September 10, 2006, 10:10:45 PM
That's right, today is our own Turd Ferguson's birthday! Hooray!

(http://www.notebookinhand.com/forum/images/smiles/126p_birthday.gif)(http://www.notebookinhand.com/forum/images/smiles/126p_birthday.gif)

Happy Birthday, Kansas twin!

(http://www.curie.cps.k12.il.us/Dan%20B/DSC01371.JPG)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: pantablo on September 10, 2006, 10:16:50 PM
happy birthday...Dan...LOL...
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 10, 2006, 10:23:47 PM
(http://www.bruceelgort.com/blogs/be.nsf/2/BELT-5P2L4K/$FILE/birthday.jpeg)



Happy Birthday bud! :thumb:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 10, 2006, 10:25:04 PM
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k2/yamahonkawazuki/DSC01371.jpg)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 10, 2006, 10:26:03 PM
Yama - Alpha beat you to it :icon_razz: :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: blue05twin on September 10, 2006, 11:15:34 PM
Late but happy birthday and many more to come.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 10, 2006, 11:19:44 PM
Quote from: blue05twin on September 10, 2006, 11:15:34 PM
Late but happy birthday and many more to come.  :cheers:

You're not late at all. :)
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 10, 2006, 11:56:36 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 10, 2006, 10:26:03 PM
Yama - Alpha beat you to it :icon_razz: :laugh:
as Dan, but not as turd
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 07:29:06 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!!

GO GET WASTED!!!!!!! Err.. I mean.. uhh... celebrate! :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: jackiei26 on September 11, 2006, 07:49:33 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! :kiss3:[/color][/b]
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: TadMC on September 11, 2006, 08:38:48 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 08:46:35 AM
Very original Tad :thumb:

I love it!
:laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: pandy on September 11, 2006, 09:45:37 AM
Happy Birthday!!!!!  :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 10:09:04 AM
*Giggle giggle*

You guys are too much.  Can anyone (besides Alpha) guess my age?

My very own thread!

-Turd.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: jackiei26 on September 11, 2006, 10:21:35 AM
you're still in school, so I say 20
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: blue05twin on September 11, 2006, 10:57:08 AM
22?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: 3imo on September 11, 2006, 11:00:31 AM
Did you just turn TURD-y?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 12:06:57 PM
You're 21. Age enough to celebrate properly!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: pandy on September 11, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 10:09:04 AM
You guys are too much.  Can anyone (besides Alpha) guess my age?

14?  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: scratch on September 11, 2006, 03:30:43 PM
Happy belated Birthday!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Alphamazing on September 11, 2006, 04:00:13 PM
Quote from: scratch on September 11, 2006, 03:30:43 PM
Happy belated Birthday!

It's still his birthday for another 6 hours!

Yay!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 04:02:48 PM
Quote from: pandy on September 11, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 10:09:04 AM
You guys are too much.  Can anyone (besides Alpha) guess my age?

14?  :icon_mrgreen:

I thought he as an old fart, like around 85 or something. :flipoff: :laugh:

:thumb:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 08:53:07 PM
Its still my birthday for another hour and ten minutes, dammit!  This thread is only 2 pages long (barely) LETS MAKE IT THREE BEFORE MIDNIGHT!!!!

I'm 24...some good guesses out there, but you all forgot to take into account that I'm nearly a "lifer" here at college!

Everyone bow their head in shame...cause I listed my bike for sale on my damn birthday.

http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=30261.0

THREE PAGES!!!!

-Fairly drunk Turd.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 08:55:23 PM
WOOHOO!! THREE PAGES!!!!!!!

FOR TEH WIN!!!!


Show me... POTATO SALAD!!!! *points finger to sky*
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Alphamazing on September 11, 2006, 08:56:06 PM
Yeah, selling your bike is sad. But this new one is a far better deal for you overall. I'd have a hard time passing it up, honestly.

Good on ya, man!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 08:56:50 PM
Hell yeah, I'm with Alpha!

I'm also a postwhore
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 08:57:54 PM
Sorry you're selling the GS.

So you got a new bike?  What is it?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 08:58:11 PM
Quote from: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 08:56:50 PM
Hell yeah, I'm with Alpha!

I'm also a postwhore

KEEP FIRING ASSHOLES!!!

(name the movie being referenced here...)

-DRuNK BURTHDAY TERD.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 08:59:15 PM
Spaceballs.. psh! easy!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 08:59:41 PM
Hey An, just to help my birthday go out with a BANG, I'll post a new clue every 5 minutes about the new bike.  STARTING NOW!

It's been called "the original naked bike"

-TURDICCI
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 09:00:57 PM
SV650?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 09:01:26 PM
I know what it iiii-sss.. and I'm not gonna tell you!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 09:02:23 PM
I just fullfilled Turd's wish...  I am the starter of the thrid page...

Last make it a 5-pager!!!
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Alphamazing on September 11, 2006, 09:02:51 PM
I know what it is.

I saw it.

Bananarama.

Similar to the GS in a few aspects.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 09:06:58 PM
FZ6???
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Alphamazing on September 11, 2006, 09:10:05 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 09:06:58 PM
FZ6???

Not like the GS at all.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 09:12:02 PM
AWW, COME ON!!!

LEMME IN ON THE SECRET!!!

IT'S KILLING ME!!!

I can't postwhore properly until I get this info!!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 09:20:04 PM
Google search my first clue...

"The original naked bike"

And look at my new name...

-Turdinni.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 11, 2006, 09:30:25 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on September 11, 2006, 04:02:48 PM
Quote from: pandy on September 11, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 10:09:04 AM
You guys are too much.  Can anyone (besides Alpha) guess my age?

14?  :icon_mrgreen:

I thought he as an old fart, like around 85 or something. :flipoff: :laugh:

:thumb:
no an that is pandy
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 09:40:08 PM
21 minutes!  Can we hit 4 pages?!?!?!?!

-Turd.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 09:51:56 PM
Come on!  No one can guess the bike?!  The smart guys must have gone to bed a while ago.  Here's another clue...

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c391/KSUDanimal/clue1.jpg)

This one is obvious!

-Turd.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 11, 2006, 10:21:58 PM
obvious to those without puny gonads.. so An's screwed!  :flipoff:  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: 3imo on September 12, 2006, 06:17:42 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c4/Ducati_monster_800.jpg/180px-)


how bout another "clue"
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: 3imo on September 12, 2006, 06:20:48 AM
(http://www.webbikeworld.com/ducati-motorcycles/monster-695/monster-695-side.jpg)


hmmmm...  what could it be?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: 3imo on September 12, 2006, 06:21:49 AM
(http://www.webbikeworld.com/ducati-motorcycles/monster-695/monster-695-rear.jpg)



no more clues...huh?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: TadMC on September 12, 2006, 08:45:34 AM
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Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 12, 2006, 10:04:57 AM
(http://www.fatbaby.org/racing/images/m900.jpg)

M900.  I'll find out tonight if the deal is sealed.  As of right now, its still a bit "up in the air".

-Turd.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: TadMC on September 12, 2006, 10:10:49 AM
x
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: 3imo on September 12, 2006, 10:25:52 AM
Hey Dan, be sure to let us know how you like her.  Not that I care, really, I love my GS, I would never ever ever let her find out my crush on the monster.

I guess I should give one a test ride. Not that I would ever want to ride anything other than my GS, of course.

**shit, I spilled my damn koolaide?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 12, 2006, 05:44:18 PM
Its official.  The Monster is coming home with me tomorrow night.  I'll post UBER amounts of pics tomorrow night.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

-Turd.
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: TadMC on September 12, 2006, 05:52:29 PM
x
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 12, 2006, 08:30:17 PM
Quote from: TadMC on September 12, 2006, 05:52:29 PM
I HATE YOU

+1 :laugh:
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: average on September 13, 2006, 12:37:04 AM
Quote from: Turd Ferguson on September 11, 2006, 09:51:56 PM
Come on!  No one can guess the bike?!  The smart guys must have gone to bed a while ago.  Here's another clue...

(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c391/KSUDanimal/clue1.jpg)

This one is obvious!

-Turd.
Duc Monster, Dan ?
Title: Re: Happy Birthday Turd Ferguson!
Post by: 3imo on September 13, 2006, 11:06:25 AM
We're sorry sir, but that train has left the station. You will have to return to the ticket counter tomake other arrangements.