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Title: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on September 22, 2006, 06:05:57 PM
Look at what my dad found in our houseĀ  :o :o :o

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/Onlypastrana199/nasty1.jpg)

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/Onlypastrana199/nasty2.jpg)

(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a1/Onlypastrana199/nasty3.jpg)

its a golden garden spider aka a yellow argiope right? Yuck..all I know is...I DON'T want that in my house....
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: arcsecond on September 22, 2006, 06:11:58 PM
Kill it. Kill it now.

-James
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: ajaxgs on September 22, 2006, 06:18:44 PM
is it poisionus????
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: pantablo on September 22, 2006, 06:31:22 PM
holy shaZam!.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: RVertigo on September 22, 2006, 06:41:31 PM
HFS!!!! :o

That thing looks HUGE!!!   :o
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on September 22, 2006, 06:44:07 PM
It IS huge!!! It doesnt move very fast though..so I stopped being quite so scared of it..its outside now..far away form the house...

I don't think they're poisonous, they eat grasshoppers and bugs and stuff in gardens....maybe small snakes for this one  :laugh:

YUCK!
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Wrecent_Wryder on September 22, 2006, 06:53:57 PM
4r
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: jake42 on September 22, 2006, 07:34:35 PM
good pic lissa. Garden spiders pretty much don't want anything to do with us.  Just move it outside and she'll be happy and so will you.

Jake
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on September 22, 2006, 07:47:20 PM
Man, I wish I'd had my camera the other day. I found a black widow bigger than that two days ago on a planter at school. Scary thought, since so many people sit on those planters. Damn.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: annguyen1981 on September 22, 2006, 08:08:47 PM
Quote from: Wrecent_Wryder on September 22, 2006, 06:53:57 PM
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

That's the inhumane way of doing it...

Just run it through a laminator.  Make sure you either put the thing far into the pouch so that the juices don't trail out onto the hot rollers.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: CirclesCenter on September 22, 2006, 08:55:02 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S. (Big Ugly Spiders)

1. Contain spider in a metal coffee can or similar container.

2. Fill B.U.S. container with gasoline or other flammable liquid.

3. Ignite from a safe distance. Be at standby with a can of hairspray and a lighter to stop B.U.S. if it attempts escape.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 10:43:01 PM
Nice pic's  :thumb:

Come on people spiders are your friends, think if you killed all the spiders in the world the other insect speices would go outta control.  Besides they are cute

Still want a goliath bird eating spider for a pet but my wife won't let me  :mad:.  Kind of sucks I got ride of my snake collection had 20.  Gave my lizards to a friend, that was a sad day my beared dragons used to sit on my shoulder and watch tv with me  :cry:  my leapoard (sp?) geko's went to another friend. 

So now after living with animals / reptiles / fish for over 10 years all I have is a wife . . .  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Mandres on September 22, 2006, 10:47:31 PM
Yea, there are really only two spiders that are dangerous and common, the black widow and brown recluse.  The rest of them are very helpful in keeping the insect population under control. 
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: scratch on September 23, 2006, 11:29:16 AM
We have thos at work; they catch bees, so it's no wonder why they're so big!
Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 10:43:01 PM
Nice pic's
+1
Quote from: blue05twin on September 22, 2006, 10:43:01 PM
So now after living with animals / reptiles / fish for over 10 years all I have is a wife . . .  :icon_rolleyes:
From one cold-blooded creature to another...sorry, having marriage-regrets (not really, 13 years of misery (I didn't say that!))...okay, I haven't been laid in a while!  It's true, sex stops after marriage!  I liken my wife to a snake...it only needs to be fed once a week and it's good for another week.  There I said it.  :flipoff:  It's ARGravating.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on September 23, 2006, 11:45:51 AM
not bad for a point and shoot eh?


:laugh: maybe i should consider it a blessing that I can't marry AJ then?  :laugh:
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Turd Ferguson on September 23, 2006, 02:05:03 PM
AHHH!  YOU FOUND FOLGERS IN YOUR OWN HOUSE!!!  AHHH!

I roast my own coffee beans, so seeing the Folgers is almost as freaky as that sick ass spider.

-Turd the Coffee Snob.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on September 23, 2006, 02:12:47 PM
 :laugh: Idc if they are golden coffee beans..I hate the stuff...Im a tea drinker...
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Dr. Love on September 23, 2006, 02:37:38 PM
Quote from: CirclesCenter on September 22, 2006, 08:55:02 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S. (Big Ugly Spiders)

1. Contain spider in a metal coffee can or similar container.

2. Fill B.U.S. container with gasoline or other flammable liquid.

3. Ignite from a safe distance. Be at standby with a can of hairspray and a lighter to stop B.U.S. if it attempts escape.
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S.H. (Big Ugly Spider Haters)
1. Dowse pine coffin with gasoline or equivalent flammable liquid.
2. Place B.U.S.H. into the coffin.
3. Ignite from a safe distance.  Be at standby with firearm to stop B.U.S.H. if it attempts to escape.
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Onlypastrana199 on September 23, 2006, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: Dr. Love on September 23, 2006, 02:37:38 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S.H.

1. Brand new disposible razor
2. Shaving cream

....this is going to the tard farm isnt it?
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: blue05twin on September 23, 2006, 05:09:12 PM
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on September 23, 2006, 03:00:46 PM
Quote from: Dr. Love on September 23, 2006, 02:37:38 PM
Step by step method for dealing with B.U.S.H.

1. Brand new disposible razor
2. Shaving cream

....this is going to the tard farm isnt it?

:laugh: great now I need to clean off my monitor, but damn that statement brought back some fond / weird memories
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Old Mr. Wilson on September 23, 2006, 05:48:59 PM
LEAVE THAT BUSH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let it grow full, thick, and naturally!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMM it's a "jungle out there"!!! Welcome to the Jungle!!!
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Chilly Willy on September 23, 2006, 08:15:34 PM
Quote from: Old Mr. Wilson on September 23, 2006, 05:48:59 PM
LEAVE THAT BUSH ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let it grow full, thick, and naturally!!!!!!!!!!
MMMMMMM it's a "jungle out there"!!! Welcome to the Jungle!!!

Geeze, coming from Old Mr. Wilson, that statement is creeper than the original spider pic. :o
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: trumpetguy on September 23, 2006, 08:54:54 PM
Garden spiders do not bother me too much.  Last summer I found this in my garage:
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l128/trumpetguy_01/bw2.jpg)

Another view:
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l128/trumpetguy_01/bw1.jpg)

Yes, it's a black widow.  I have no idea how it lost a leg.  It lost more than a leg shortly after the photo was taken. :icon_twisted:  Nothing in the picture provides scale, but the thorax was about the size of the end of your middle finger (fairly large for a black widow).  I usually find black widows outside or in the garage.

Here in western Oklahoma, we also have the other poisonous spider found in the US -- the brown recluse.  I got bitten on the top of the leg by one about five years ago.  My whole upper leg was swollen and purple.  Thanks to a quick cortisone injection in the bite, I didn't lose any flesh.  I look much closer before putting on clothes now  :o

Garden spiders are your friend -- it's some of the others that you have to watch out for!
Title: Re: OMFG I feel like Chris!
Post by: Codger on September 24, 2006, 05:22:50 AM
That's beautiful.

You know that the only reason the spiders are in the house is that there is plenty to prey on.