see the motorcycle is an easy pick up line. you meet at chick and you get to talking then you say " ever riddin on a motorcycle? " they say a either of these few " YES I LOVE MOTORCYCLES DO YOU RIDE?" "No ive never ridden one but I would love to somtime" and the third is " im too scared to ride (as they smile)"
here are the reply's #1 " Actually I do ride, want to go for a ride somtime?" or "I've got my bike parked outside and an extra helmate feel like going for a spin?" the answer to this one is always yes with a very happy face on the girls part.
#2 " Well you are in luck I would love to give you a ride somtime" or " well today is your lucky day I got my bike parked outside , lets go for a spin"
the answer again is always YES!
#3 " there is nothing to it , dont be scared ( or skerd) you can hold on to me as tight as you can ( this is the best by the way) and I promise I will go slow and now scare you"
the answer to this one is 50/50 but if she really likes you the answer is almost always yes. this is usually the bes line to answer to because she will be a virgin to the motorcycle ride and you are the guy to take that :) .
there friends is the lesson for the day in how to use your motorcycle for more than riding or to do more riding amoungst the sheets lol.
lets hear how many of you got some funny pick up lines or ones that have actually worked. I actually have used all of these lines and they have all worked.
here is another little story on how my motorcycle got me laid and I wasnt even trying ... well my motorcycle and a cop got me laid but read on.
so I am downtown with no motorcycle license and no drivers license period!
I parked my bike across the st. from this girls house that I was seeing for the second night ever! I saw some drunk people walking down that side so I decided to park my motorcycle up in the stairwell to her apt complex. now this is downtown richmond so a lot of drunk college kids roam around and I was afraid for my bike and I was still a new rider too. I also didnt even know how to lock the colum on my motorcycle.
So I ride my bike across the st . to park it in the stairwell and a cop happens to pass by and see I have no helmate on so he pulls over and starts giving me the rap. he ask for my license and I said sir im going to be honest I dont have one... so on and so on so he continued to give me a speach then I told him why I was moving it and he was like well why dont you just lock the bike and I was like lock it? so he showed me how to lock the colum on the bike .. WOW so im super happy about that. then we get to talking about bikes more and he goes all HELL im not going to write you a ticket you seem like a cool dude maybe ill see you riding somtime when im riding as well. then he said do you have a place to stay tonight here in the city? and he looked over at the chick.. she said "YES HE DOES OFFICER" so he said good, stay with her till the morning and then leave I get off shift at 6am after that get on your bike and ride home. So ofcourse I honored the police officer and went up to her place , we had some wine and within an hour were making out on the couch ofcourse it wasnt long till all our cloths were off and we were in her bedroom. And the drunk college kids, well they stopped off in massive groupd below her window to spectate and listen to the well you know lol. I had to shew them off afterwards. got up at 8am and peaced out.
and that is the story how the cop and my motorcycle got me laid lol. If i was in a car it would have never happend
Not to be an ass, but if you are inexperienced taking passengers on is irresponsible.
Also I'm not sure due to the wording of your post, but you were riding without a helmet? Your brain I guess.
I could continue ragging on you but I think you get the point.
well the wording states that I was riding it across the st. I was not riding a motorcycle around without my helmate a city st is just barly wide enough to fit two cars so I dont consider that riding a motorcycle without a helmate because I dont do that nor have I ever. and when I say new rider I had been riding for a year didnt pay some court fines because I didnt have the money so I lost my license untill I paid them and my motorcycle was the only mode of transportation at the time. But I should have expect atleast one person to say somthing negative about it. thats just how these forums roll. Hopefully you understood what I ment this time in this post. and Its ment to be fun and humerous not to be taken any other way.
Josh
Nope, blatant use of the motorcycle to wrangle poon is cheating. If the girl (or guy, I don't judge) finds out through some other means, that's fine. However, I'd like to think there are standards for when motorcycles should be mentioned:
After 25 minutes: iffy, but allowable
After 15 minutes: foul, unless she's really hot
After 5 minutes: borderline desperate
Pickup line: just pathetic
If you can't get ass without your bike, it's time to step up the game.
Hell I can't get any with a Whole Herd of Bikes. :icon_confused: I think I'll just Move in with An.Maybe the Two of us could find Some way of Digging up some Action........ Hey An I just got an Idea.Got a Shovel. :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Jughead on January 13, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Hell I can't get any with a Whole Herd of Bikes. :icon_confused: I think I'll just Move in with An.Maybe the Two of us could find Some way of Digging up some Action........ Hey An I just got an Idea.Got a Shovel. :laugh: :laugh:
Any body remember the show "The Odd Couple"
This would be the GS twins version of it. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Jughead on January 13, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Hell I can't get any with a Whole Herd of Bikes. :icon_confused:
I definitely feel your pain man. My Bike hasn't helped out very much either, then again I've only had it 2 months and it is winter ;).
2 Months You've Still got time. :thumb: Me? well it's Going on......Lets See...... 12-14 Years. :icon_confused:
I'm married...what's "game"?
Scratch "game" is the skill set that you used to attract, contact, and keep your wife. Or any female. I guess being "smooth"? Sorta.
You'd say the james bond has "game"
You've got some and just don't know it! :thumb:
Quote from: rob1bike on January 14, 2007, 06:08:12 AM
Scratch "game" is the skill set that you used to attract, contact, and keep your wife. Or any female. I guess being "smooth"? Sorta.
You'd say the james bond has "game"
You've got some and just don't know it! :thumb:
I would have to agree. being Married is having the ultimate "GAME"
Lol! So a split up is ,hmmmmm, game over?
Or maybe a misuse of game. Game not used correctly.
:)
Quote from: rob1bike on January 14, 2007, 06:52:47 AM
Lol! So a split up is ,hmmmmm, game over?
Or maybe a misuse of game. Game not used correctly.
:)
well maybe both opponants of the game decided to play a new game. In most cases they cheeted in the first game so they gotta go where another game will allow them to play
Quote from: Jughead on January 13, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Hell I can't get any with a Whole Herd of Bikes. :icon_confused: I think I'll just Move in with An.Maybe the Two of us could find Some way of Digging up some Action........ Hey An I just got an Idea.Got a Shovel. :laugh: :laugh:
If you move in, we are NOT sleeping in the same room, let alone the same bed.
*shudders*
:laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on January 14, 2007, 11:21:00 AM
Quote from: Jughead on January 13, 2007, 04:12:38 PM
Hell I can't get any with a Whole Herd of Bikes. :icon_confused: I think I'll just Move in with An.Maybe the Two of us could find Some way of Digging up some Action........ Hey An I just got an Idea.Got a Shovel. :laugh: :laugh:
If you move in, we are NOT sleeping in the same room, let alone the same bed.
*shudders*
:laugh:
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Ive had my bike 16 months and given 4 girls rides. 3 of these would be considered dating type situations, one of them I could have laid but wasnt that interested, one of them I was really into, she was (is) a cute blond 20 yr old, a little shy and very reluctant to ride, took a lot of coaxing and reassuring that I would "go slow", not go on the freeway, that if we crashed it'd probably be like snowboarding where you are generally okay, but that we wouldn't crash, etc.
I took her up on the hill & forest roads above the city and went (in retrospect) too fast. She liked it. However it did not get me laid (yet).
But it was a lot more memorable than going to some coffee shop somewhere.
A motorcycle adds value to a certain extent and is a good prop for a certain type of badboy/fast image, certainly better than a bicycle or a bus pass, but ultimately there are more important factors to getting laid. Not that Im an expert by any stretch.
Quote from: nightrider on January 15, 2007, 12:14:22 AM
Ive had my bike 16 months and given 4 girls rides. 3 of these would be considered dating type situations, one of them I could have laid but wasnt that interested, one of them I was really into, she was (is) a cute blond 20 yr old, a little shy and very reluctant to ride, took a lot of coaxing and reassuring that I would "go slow", not go on the freeway, that if we crashed it'd probably be like snowboarding where you are generally okay, but that we wouldn't crash, etc.
I took her up on the hill & forest roads above the city and went (in retrospect) too fast. She liked it. However it did not get me laid (yet).
But it was a lot more memorable than going to some coffee shop somewhere.
A motorcycle adds value to a certain extent and is a good prop for a certain type of badboy/fast image, certainly better than a bicycle or a bus pass, but ultimately there are more important factors to getting laid. Not that Im an expert by any stretch.
yes there definatly more important factors like having game after your done with the motorcycle ride. Its not like I ride a ducatti or gsxr so they cant love me for my bike ;) haha just kidding. Its just nice to use the motorcycle somtimes as an icebreaker or to get them out of where they are and all to yourself. But I think I might be turning in my game pieces and settling down here soon. I think I may have found the one . funny how one girl can change everything
Icebreaker.....
Last summer I invented a new move... I call it the smokin harley...
In Columbus the city has a smoking ban so the only place to smoke at a bar is outside...
1. Find trendy bar that has the hot ones...
2. Find the perfect spot to park.
3. Go in, relax and have a cold one. Take your time.
4. Go outside and see what your bike reeled in by itself!
Usually you'll find some chicks looking at it, if there's a hot one, just say "you can hop on if you want" If they're nasty go fish... or back in and have another beer.
It's an icebreaker... real good conversation starter.
Quote from: fettcols on January 15, 2007, 11:59:33 AM
Icebreaker.....
Last summer I invented a new move... I call it the smokin harley...
In Columbus the city has a smoking ban so the only place to smoke at a bar is outside...
1. Find trendy bar that has the hot ones...
2. Find the perfect spot to park.
3. Go in, relax and have a cold one. Take your time.
4. Go outside and see what your bike reeled in by itself!
Usually you'll find some chicks looking at it, if there's a hot one, just say "you can hop on if you want" If they're nasty go fish... or back in and have another beer.
It's an icebreaker... real good conversation starter.
thats awesome , just like fishing :) except in this case you usually want the little fish not the big ones hahahah.. I mean there is only so much wieght you can put on a GS!!!
Quote from: Susuki_Jah on January 14, 2007, 06:33:30 AM
Quote from: rob1bike on January 14, 2007, 06:08:12 AM
Scratch "game" is the skill set that you used to attract, contact, and keep your wife. Or any female. I guess being "smooth"? Sorta.
You'd say the james bond has "game"
You've got some and just don't know it! :thumb:
I would have to agree. being Married is having the ultimate "GAME"
Interesting, this 'game' is being used on others for practice and then brought home. :icon_mrgreen:
My current favorite is, "If I wasn't married..."
My girlfriend left me when I got a bike. we were together 3 years. We got back together a couple of days later. That was an awesome couple of days. She refuses to ride on it to this day. I don't blame her. Bikes are scary as hell, I wouldn't ride Buddha Loves You on. not by choice
Only chics I ever get eye molesting my bike are hard core lesbians at work. The kind that carry wallets and have chili bowl hair cuts. A 250 pound chic working at a gas station tried to holla at me once too. She asked if I could take her for a ride after she got off work. I was pumping gas, she was sweeping up trash. I told her my bike couldn't carry the weight of the both of us. She laughed, I rode off into the sunset.
Quote from: nightrider on January 15, 2007, 12:14:22 AM
I took her up on the hill & forest roads above the city and went (in retrospect) too fast. She liked it. However it did not get me laid (yet).
But it was a lot more memorable than going to some coffee shop somewhere.
:thumb:
Quote from: nightrider on January 15, 2007, 12:14:22 AM
A motorcycle adds value to a certain extent and is a good prop for a certain type of badboy/fast image, certainly better than a bicycle or a bus pass,
+1 i just wonder if the'll know a little about bikes and realize just how "FAST" the GS goes. :laugh:
if you want to be sleazy and a jokester you can say this : when the chick ask for a ride you tell her "sure" so you ride her back to your place and say " alright were at my place , ready for that ride?" ;)
I have never used that but I did have a girl make reference to having sex with me on a comment she left to one of my motorcycle pictures on myspace. she said somthing like. " the bike ride rocked but riding you was better!" hahahha
yea I got a lot of questionns about that one from other chicks lol.
I won't put a girl on the back of my bike unless she's got full gear. Since none of my female friends ride, none of them have full gear. Hence, no rides. The only time I've ever put a friend on the back was when she was stranded with no ride because her roommate was too drunk to come get her. I made her wear my helmet/gloves/jacket, since they were all the gear I had. Most nerve racking ride of my life. I've been at several parties where hot (DRUNK) girls have asked me for a ride. If I won't put a sober girl on the back, I most definitely won't put a drunk girl on the back. It's not bad as an icebreaker, but as someone else said, if you need to use it to get laid, step up your game.
Well, I've never picked up chicks with my bike, but having my SVS on my desktop at work got me out of several fire-inspection violations.... :icon_lol: (fire inspectors were male :P ) :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: pandy on January 15, 2007, 04:51:09 PM
Well, I've never picked up chicks with my bike, but having my SVS on my desktop at work got me out of several fire-inspection violations.... :icon_lol: (fire inspectors were male :P ) :icon_mrgreen:
haha thats a good one.
Inspector #1: We've found a few issues during our inspection (spots prominantly displayed SVS on desktop...I'd minimized all windows :icon_lol:) Hey.....nice bike! Whose is it??
Moi: Why, it's mine, of course! Who else's would it be? :laugh:
Inspectors 1 & 2: Dayim. It's YOURS?? We thought maybe it was your boyfriend's or something.
Moi: Pffft. Mine :P
Inspectors 1, 2, & 3: Looks fast *drool* *drool* Yeah...my wife won't let me have one of those. Is that a 1k??
Moi: Naw...it's just a 650...it's plenty fast for me! :icon_mrgreen:
Inspector: Well, we're sure you'll tidy up the things we found, so we won't need to re-inspect. Take care out there!
Moi: Thanks, guys! I'll get those little problems taken care of right away (or in two years when you come to inspect again :P ) :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :kiss3: :thumb:
Quote from: pandy on January 15, 2007, 07:42:15 PM
Inspector #1: We've found a few issues during our inspection (spots prominantly displayed SVS on desktop...I'd minimized all windows :icon_lol:) Hey.....nice bike! Whose is it??
Moi: Why, it's mine, of course! Who else's would it be? :laugh:
Inspectors 1 & 2: Dayim. It's YOURS?? We thought maybe it was your boyfriend's or something.
Moi: Pffft. Mine :P
Inspectors 1, 2, & 3: Looks fast *drool* *drool* Yeah...my wife won't let me have one of those. Is that a 1k??
Moi: Naw...it's just a 650...it's plenty fast for me! :icon_mrgreen:
Inspector: Well, we're sure you'll tidy up the things we found, so we won't need to re-inspect. Take care out there!
Moi: Thanks, guys! I'll get those little problems taken care of right away (or in two years when you come to inspect again :P ) :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :kiss3: :thumb:
And you are proud of that?
were they like osha inspecters cause those guys have some real wack ideas about what needs to be standard. I had to deal with them at my airforce shop.
Quote from: Jarrett on January 15, 2007, 07:48:06 PM
And you are proud of that?
Yup, I am. I'm not too worried about a fire extinguisher that's 2 inches left of center or that the sign for the fire extinguisher is 1 inch lower than is standard. Obviously, the firemen weren't terribly worried about me burning the building down, or they'd have gone ahead and written me up. :thumb:
So...did ya' ever put the decals on your bike that I sent you? :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: Susuki_Jah on January 15, 2007, 07:49:52 PM
were they like osha inspecters cause those guys have some real wack ideas about what needs to be standard. I had to deal with them at my airforce shop.
Yes, and the town I work in is especially particular. We get inspected every few months for *something*....business license prominantly displayed enough? Fire extinguisher sign big enough/centered enough/ugly enough? Any nasty chemicals stored/stored improperly/stored at all? Etc, etc....but our roads are fantastic with all the fees that are apparently collected. ;)
In fact, you can be written up for something that was fine last year....or not written up this year for something they collected fines on last year... :cookoo:
Quote from: pandy on January 15, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: Jarrett on January 15, 2007, 07:48:06 PM
And you are proud of that?
Yup, I am. I'm not too worried about a fire extinguisher that's 2 inches left of center or that the sign for the fire extinguisher is 1 inch lower than is standard. Obviously, the firemen weren't terribly worried about me burning the building down, or they'd have gone ahead and written me up. :thumb:
So...did ya' ever put the decals on your bike that I sent you? :icon_mrgreen:
Yeah I did.
Wouldn't it just be easier to move the fire extiguisher over 2 inches and raise the sign? If you know what's wrong, why don't you just fix it? Makes life easier for you and the inspectors.
Quote from: Jarrett on January 15, 2007, 08:20:28 PM
Quote from: pandy on January 15, 2007, 07:51:32 PM
Quote from: Jarrett on January 15, 2007, 07:48:06 PM
And you are proud of that?
Yup, I am. I'm not too worried about a fire extinguisher that's 2 inches left of center or that the sign for the fire extinguisher is 1 inch lower than is standard. Obviously, the firemen weren't terribly worried about me burning the building down, or they'd have gone ahead and written me up. :thumb:
So...did ya' ever put the decals on your bike that I sent you? :icon_mrgreen:
Yeah I did.
Wouldn't it just be easier to move the fire extiguisher over 2 inches and raise the sign? If you know what's wrong, why don't you just fix it? Makes life easier for you and the inspectors.
well if you have ever worked with osha inspecters you would know that wouldnt solve anything. even if you do it by the book they will still find somthing to give you crap about. and sometimes the locations arent practical for the company to relocate even if it is 2" plus its a principle , and if the inspectors like you or you butter them up they really dont care about the 2" :).
that is so true we had osha coem to our shop last week and boy was my boss kissing some a$$ i mean he was all up in that guy but the guy overlooked the fact we didnt fix anything from the last visit we didnt bolt our drill press to the floor, we still have wires hanging from the roof frames and our shower eash and eye was thing is still sittign in its box. but we did get written up for our parking lot having oil spills and not being neat but thats before my boss got to him :laugh:
Quote from: Jarrett on January 15, 2007, 08:20:28 PM
Yeah I did. Wouldn't it just be easier to move the fire extiguisher over 2 inches and raise the sign? If you know what's wrong, why don't you just fix it? Makes life easier for you and the inspectors.
So post pics, darnit! :icon_mrgreen:
As for moving the fire extinguishers two inches, that wouldn't really help much at all, because next year I'd have to move them back! :laugh: As previously stated, it's not the fact that the extinguishers are here or there; it's a matter of what the inspector feels like writing up on a given day...sad, but too true. :cookoo: The extinguishers and all other "problem areas" have passed in the past, and they'll likely pass in the future. If my motorcycle helps me save a bit of inspector aggravation, then w00t! So, yup, I'm damned proud of having "beat the system" for another year, but I'll be sure to let you know if the place burns down and if it's because I didn't move the fire extinguishers 2 inches, and then you can tell me that you told me so. :thumb: :icon_mrgreen: