This should change his life! :icon_mrgreen:
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man1.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man2.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man3.jpg)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a146/pandyz/Man4.jpg)
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better watch out pandy, hell end up splooging on his screen :laugh:
As long as it's HIS screen! ??? :laugh:
it's a date on cd-rom! so awesome
Wow .. I didn't see that coming.. seriously? they made a date simulator.. how lame. :laugh: :icon_rolleyes:
hjis next post " HELP ! ! !, HOW DO I GET SEMEN OFF MY SCREEN/KEYBOARD/MOUSE/PRINTER/WALL/FACE!!!" etc etc etc
keyboards are dishwasher safe. Not dryer safe, though...or oven safe...or microwave safe. To think of it they only mingle well with the fridge and dishwasher. Crazy. You'd figure that if they were dishwasher safe they'd be washing machine safe but no. Tag even says "hand wash in warm water only"...exept my Italian keyboard. It has to be drycleaned. f%$king fascists.
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I notice she already has a pearl necklace, so there's no need to give her another. :icon_lol:
When it comes to porn and the near-porn equivelant, a girl can never have too many pearl necklaces.
double strand....she must be GOOD! :laugh:
Hopefully he does not have a laptop.....or that actually may be good...for him
:o :thumb:
I can tell she didn't go the University of Georgia...those girls wear their pearls with blue jeans.
Really.
Hey Pandy!
Sooooo....how was your first date, An? Ready to go out and get laid!? :icon_mrgreen:
Hi starwalt! :kiss3:
Yeah How did it go An?
Hey An try Craigs list. :thumb:
Lets buy An a russian chick. I'll put in $20.
Hmph...where have YOU been, mak...we've already raised a grand sum of $15.00...where were YOU when we were collecting!? (What was that paypal account addie? That would make $25.00.....a fortune in the "Get An Laid" Fund!) :icon_mrgreen:
I'm not handing him $20 for a single lay.
Quote from: pandy on February 11, 2007, 10:06:54 PM
Hmph...where have YOU been, mak...we've already raised a grand sum of $15.00...where were YOU when we were collecting!? (What was that paypal account addie? That would make $25.00.....a fortune in the "Get An Laid" Fund!) :icon_mrgreen:
uh....that would make $35.00.....damn my math is bad when I'm tired. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: makenzie71 on February 11, 2007, 10:39:45 PM
I'm not handing him $20 for a single lay.
Generosity is not one of your strong suits! :nono: :laugh:
It was a choice between generosity or beauty...what can I say.
I hope An can run that program, it was MS-DoS :laugh:. How old is that program Pandy?
I haven't a clue...it was in a pile of software that I had sitting in a bedroom we use for storage. I was cleaning out things to recycle, toss, or donate, and I saw that...and...thought of....our own An. :icon_mrgreen: :laugh:
Jan 10, 1995 according to google.
Quote from: pandy on February 12, 2007, 12:21:59 PM
I haven't a clue...it was in a pile of software that I had sitting in a bedroom we use for storage. I was cleaning out things to recycle, toss, or donate, and I saw that...and...thought of....our own An. :icon_mrgreen: :laugh:
Uhh... Why did YOU have this?
Quote from: AlphaFire X5 on February 12, 2007, 12:31:08 PM
Uhh... Why did YOU have this?
It was in a pile of software my boss gave me a couple of years ago. :flipoff: I never even looked at the software. There are old games and children's stuff. One of our family members was looking through the software to see if his kids could use any of it, and he laughed and held the "social interaction" software up. I didn't even know I had it! :laugh:
Or....perhaps I'm a closet lezbean and don't know it yet myself! :icon_lol: