HAPPY SINGLE-PEOPLE DISCRIMINATION DAY!!! (Feb 14th)
Of course, I can't make my sheep mad, so I'm only limiting the "single-people" discription to HUMANS.
:laugh: :laugh:
ya still got righty.
-ash
Have you tried internet dating sites?
That's interesting because my fiance's sister met her husband on cupid.com...and he's an awesome guy. Works in a machine shop...turned down a few generator rotors for me.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on February 13, 2007, 08:52:57 PM
Of course, I can't make my sheep mad, so I'm only limiting the "single-people" discription to HUMANS.
:laugh: :laugh:
You're not going to wine and dine your sheep? :o After all she's done for ewe!? :icon_lol:
Quote from: pandy on February 13, 2007, 09:11:08 PM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on February 13, 2007, 08:52:57 PM
Of course, I can't make my sheep mad, so I'm only limiting the "single-people" discription to HUMANS.
:laugh: :laugh:
You're not going to wine and dine your sheep? :o After all she's done for ewe!? :icon_lol:
aww CMON an, dont let them pull the wool over your eyes :nono: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Valentine's day is awesome. At 10:57 pm on 2001 Isaac Angelo Pasquantonio Dechant was born.
Although he told me tonite as we were getting ready for bed that he's going to miss being 5.
jake
I would think that Valentine's day with his sheep would be shear delight! :icon_mrgreen:
I know you got to have a myspace. hit up some of those hoes lol. atleast you can get laid from some of them. dont mind the fact that they are possibly most likely wierd.
Hey...I'm on MySpace.....hmm...and I'm a ho'.....and I'm weird....nevermind... :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen:
See...he can't even get laid by a weird MySpace ho'! :P :laugh:
Oh ... I thought it was ballantyne's day (snooty, over built and over priced, pseudo upscale suburb of charlotte).
So I took my wife to ballantyne and told her Saint Ballantyne lived there and she should light a candle for making sure it catches on fire. Then I threw gasoline over it (from my wine bag of course) and played a fiddle.
Cool.
Srinath.
Quote from: seshadri_srinath on February 14, 2007, 10:04:24 AM
Oh ... I thought it was ballantyne's day (snooty, over built and over priced, pseudo upscale suburb of charlotte).
So I took my wife to ballantyne and told her Saint Ballantyne lived there and she should light a candle for making sure it catches on fire. Then I threw gasoline over it (from my wine bag of course) and played a fiddle.
Cool.
Srinath.
did you play the devil went down to GA?
Quote from: seshadri_srinath on February 14, 2007, 10:04:24 AM
Then I threw gasoline over it (from my wine bag of course) and played a fiddle.
After drinking the wine, I hope! :icon_mrgreen:
My dad hates Valentine's Day...bad memories of childhood torment i guess :dunno_white:
I hate Valentine's Day because of bad memories as a single. I'm married now, but wont be celebrating V-day this year (fight).
Quote from: jake42 on February 13, 2007, 10:14:19 PM
Valentine's day is awesome. At 10:57 pm on 2001 Isaac Angelo Pasquantonio Dechant was born.
Although he told me tonite as we were getting ready for bed that he's going to miss being 5.
jake
:laugh: how cute is that!
oh and ill thank you for him... ahem, thanks for the name DAD!
My wife and I do the same thing every year... Same as Scratch... (fight)
I don't like forced Hallmark :bs:
She likes all holidays.
*DING* Round 1 (9:28am)
Wife: "Good morning."
Me: "Mmm... No... I'm tired."
Wife: "Happy day that you hate."
Me: "Eh? Oh... Happy Valentine's Day."
Wife "..." [Walks out of room]
*DING* Round 2 (not happened yet)
Me: "Hey... Did you want to do something tonight?"
Wife: "Sure, what do you want to do?"
Me: "Oh... Uh... Well, we can do whatever you want."
Wife: "Well, did you have something in mind?"
Me: "Uh... Whatever..."
Wife: "Well, why were you asking if I wanted to do something?"
Me: "Uh.... Just to see...:
Wife: "You were trying to make plans to do something else, weren't you?"
Me: "........"
Wife: "FINE! If you don't want to be with ME, then go do whatever you want."
Me: "No, I do... We'll do something..."
Wife: "Sure, what do you want to do?"
:cry:
:laugh:
Ah... The yearly fight... Nothing like it. :thumb:
for those of you who don't know...my poor father's name is Valentine
hey thats a horrible name...especially coupled with our last name...it sounds like you're choking..yay for german! He goes by Val though....
Quote from: RVertigo on February 14, 2007, 12:56:22 PM
My wife and I do the same thing every year... Same as Scratch... (fight)
I don't like forced Hallmark :bs:
She likes all holidays.
*DING* Round 1 (9:28am)
Wife: "Good morning."
Me: "Mmm... No... I'm tired."
Wife: "Happy day that you hate."
Me: "Eh? Oh... Happy Valentine's Day."
Wife "..." [Walks out of room]
*DING* Round 2 (not happened yet)
Me: "Hey... Did you want to do something tonight?"
Wife: "Sure, what do you want to do?"
Me: "Oh... Uh... Well, we can do whatever you want."
Wife: "Well, did you have something in mind?"
Me: "Uh... Whatever..."
Wife: "Well, why were you asking if I wanted to do something?"
Me: "Uh.... Just to see...:
Wife: "You were trying to make plans to do something else, weren't you?"
Me: "........"
Wife: "FINE! If you don't want to be with ME, then go do whatever you want."
Me: "No, I do... We'll do something..."
Wife: "Sure, what do you want to do?"
:cry:
:laugh:
Ah... The yearly fight... Nothing like it. :thumb:
you're lucky it's just a once a year thing for you two. me and kalee do this every weekend.
Quote from: makenzie71 on February 14, 2007, 02:24:22 PMyou're lucky it's just a once a year thing for you two. me and kalee do this every weekend.
That reminds me of a song...
http://play.rhapsody.com/weirdalyankovic/straightouttalynwood/trappedinthedrivethruparodyoftrappedintheclosetbyrkellymainversion
First part of the Lyrics:
Seven O'Clock in the evening Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says "Is this 'Behind the Music' With Lynard Skynard?"
And I say "I don't know. Say, it's gettin' late...watcha wanna do for dinner?
She says "I kinda had a big lunch. So I'm not super hungry."
I said "Well you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either But I could eat."
She said "So whadya have in mind?"
I said "I don't know what about you?"
She said "I don't care, if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said "That's what we're gonna do!"
"But first you gotta tell me What it is you're hungry for!"
And she says "Let me think... ...What's left in our refridgerator?"
I said "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said "That went bad a week ago!"
I said "Is the chili OK?"
She said "You finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and I said "I don't know, do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like "Why would I want to eat liver? I don't even like liver!"
I'm like "No, I said 'delivered'."
She's like "I heard you say liver!"
I'm like "I should know what I said..."
She's like "Whatever, I just don't want any liver!"
haha that's an interesting song
f%$k vday
I really hate Vday as well. im not single but I still think its a crap holiday . I paid 71$ for special roses for my sweetheart that lives one state above me at the moment and they didnt even deliver them today. they said it was because of the weather. WOW freeking 2 inches of snow on the ground and they cant deliver roses. also its in MD that is not a southern state so they cant use that excuse that they are not used to snow because I used to live there.
Quote from: Susuki_Jah on February 14, 2007, 06:54:40 PM
I really hate Vday as well. im not single but I still think its a crap holiday . I paid 71$ for special roses for my sweetheart that lives one state above me at the moment and they didnt even deliver them today. they said it was because of the weather. WOW freeking 2 inches of snow on the ground and they cant deliver roses. also its in MD that is not a southern state so they cant use that excuse that they are not used to snow because I used to live there.
I would be asking them for a good portion of my money back if I ordered them to be delivered on Vday and they weren't. :nono: If they want to keep a good customer, they should give you SOMETHING. If they don't, spend your $ elsewhere! :bs:
The problem with that, Pandy, is that most business don't care if they lose one customer and they view the loss of that customer's acquaintances as negligable. It's a sad truth of modern business...customer relation is no longer impportant in most cases. It's sad, but Wal-Mart is one of the last remaining shining examples of how business is supposed to be conducted.
That's true in many cases, and when I find that to be true, I vote with my money. I go elsewhere, and I let them know why, whether they care of not. Sometimes they care and make things right; other times I never hear from the company. THEY may not care about my money, but *I* do, and my puny dollars are going to go where they're appreciated! :icon_lol:
Booze?
Booze? :dunno_white:
Where your money is appreciated. I figure it's either hookers or booze.
Definitely booze.....don't need hookers.....I do like Peet's coffee, though, and they're always nice to us and appreciate our money... :cheers: :laugh:
See...I knew it was booze...which reminds me that I have an 8oz bottle of milk, vanilla bean ice cream, and 8oz of svedka at the house to consume...mmmmmmmmmm
Oooh...that reminds ME that I have banana cheesecake and Vanilla-bean cheesecake for dessert tonight! :icon_twisted:
bah...I bet they're not homemade. I make the best cheesecake.
Why would I go to all that trouble when I can get someone ELSE to make it for me? :icon_mrgreen:
you had "someone" make it or you bought it at the store? There's a tremendous difference. Store bought is just never as good as made with loving hands. Some restaraunts got it right, though.
This restaurant gets it VERY right! :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :thumb:
Mmmmm Booze?The Perfect Gift to myself for Valentines Day.Yeap I'm pissed at myself I didn't make to the Liquor Store So I had to settle with getting myself Plastered on Miller. :mad: :mad:
Quote from: Onlypastrana199 on February 14, 2007, 01:09:03 PM
for those of you who don't know...my poor father's name is Valentine
:o
Quote from: makenzie71 on February 14, 2007, 09:44:56 PM
The problem with that, Pandy, is that most business don't care if they lose one customer and they view the loss of that customer's acquaintances as negligable. It's a sad truth of modern business...customer relation is no longer impportant in most cases. It's sad, but Wal-Mart is one of the last remaining shining examples of how business is supposed to be conducted.
Yes that is absolutely sad ... but so true ...
I bought a pack of Tshirts at wallyworld ... opened them and found that they were too thin, really really thin and cost the same as the thicker ones. Went to Wally and told them that, they said, cool and took it back and gave me $$$ ... try that at mom and pop's store ... They have such huge clout and they routinely dump and discount merchandise, they simply add it to the bottom of the pile, when they have had that lot for a month, its all going 25% off ... un freaking believable.
I dont like personal treatment, I'd rather not have the attention on what I am buying. lets say you're buying Prep H, or condoms. Would you rather the guy selling it to ya not even look you in the eye, or would you like him to be your friend at that point ...
Yea, I know ... I always buy prep H from my friends.
Cool.
Srinath.
Quote from: seshadri_srinath on February 15, 2007, 08:18:03 AM
Yea, I know ... I always buy prep H from my friends.
I din't know ya participated in beauty pageants! :icon_mrgreen:
OK I am missing somehting here.
Cool.
Srinath.
Commmmmeeeee on Pandy, most people use that for its intended purpose.
Whoa!!! My wife and I didn't fight! :o
She said, "I don't want to fight... So, it's just another day..." :o
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:
ya know that's kinda sad, vert
I thought it was awesome! We actually had a nice night... Drank a beer, ate some pizza, drank another beer, had sex, went to sleep.
Perfect night! :icon_mrgreen: :thumb:
oh gotcha...just have to specify. There's a lot of difference between "lets just not fight" and "lets drink beer and have sex". That's like a real valentine's day.
Well, in her defence, I was actually trying to pick a fight earlier in the day. I don't know why....... Something about Feb 14th... It's like National Fight with Women day.
I was even picking on a co-worker. She was complaning about the card her husband gave her... It played "Hey Good Lookin', what you got cookin'" when you opened it... I told her that it meant she wasn't cooking enough... 'cause cooking food for men is the job of women. So, she was failing as a women 'cause she wasn't cooking enough food for her husband. :laugh:
I thought she was going to kick me in the nuts... :laugh:
Quote from: seshadri_srinath on February 15, 2007, 09:58:54 AM
OK I am missing somehting here.
Chicks in beauty pageants put Prep-H under their eyes to shrink their puffy eyes (so I've heard)..... Since you're a big fan of Prep-H..... :icon_mrgreen:
Aaaa hhhh ... yep ... they do, my Miss India wife is the one that uses the Prep H around my house ... yea ... I forgot ... like I have said, this antartica is killing me ...
Cool.
Srinath.