A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair -- given that you are blind -- that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, " No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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hahahaha!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:
Quote from: pandy on March 16, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
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Oh man, you mess up my life, Now I have to explain it to Pandy ...
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Cool.
Srinath.
Bet no one knows that Srinath is a natural blonde! :flipoff: :icon_mrgreen:
Yes, that would make The srinath, like sweedish prolly ...
Ve have zes volvo ... eet ees verry verry goodh ...
Cool.
Srinath.
Yanno....I would have guessed you were Svedish....ya' just have that look.... :laugh:
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