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Title: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: annguyen1981 on April 17, 2007, 07:56:42 PM
Could you put a plastic squeak toy inside too?

Simple things amuse us men.
:laugh: :laugh:







I just watched Man of the Year.  That was one of his jokes at the end.
:laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: Jace009gs on April 17, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
 :laugh:...of course it's be squeek squeek every where they walked :laugh:



this is so going to the tard forum at some point :flipoff:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: Jughead on April 17, 2007, 08:31:53 PM
Aren't they Noisey Enough without Squeaking too. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 17, 2007, 08:49:05 PM
Only if you pay attention to what they're saying. Most times my wife has to repeat what she says cause I just zone out & don't hear what she's saying, which then means she hits me with the broom giving it a third use.  :thumb:

An I was worried when I read the thread title that you were gonna ask if it was painful because you were thinking of having it  :o

BTW what are you doing watching man of the year show ???
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: pandy on April 17, 2007, 08:50:14 PM
Duh...we wiminz know that all you boyz hear is, "blah blah blah....blahblahbeerblah...."  :flipoff: :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 17, 2007, 08:57:23 PM
Pardon Pandy did you say something ?
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: pandy on April 17, 2007, 08:59:03 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :flipoff: :laugh:

What...you didn't hear the BEER part!? ???
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 17, 2007, 09:03:52 PM
The only part of beer I should hear is the sound of it being opened just before it's handed to me & the empty bottle taken away by the missus.  :thumb:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: pandy on April 17, 2007, 10:12:03 PM
Wishful thinking! Does she do that before or after she whacks you with the broom?  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 17, 2007, 10:23:31 PM
I can say that sort of stuff cause I know she'll never read it  :laugh: :laugh:

That wouldn't be paddling stuff, that would be 'turn you into a popsicle with the broom' sort of stuff :cry:

The broom at home has three uses sweeping, wacking & riding.  :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: Jughead on April 17, 2007, 10:37:22 PM
Bubba Better watch you Missed one Use and you Better Hope she don't think of it. :laugh: :laugh: That Handle is about the Right Size to fit up your Ass. :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 17, 2007, 10:50:46 PM
Yeah I'm pretty brave when she's not around & won't know what I said  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: ajaxgs on April 18, 2007, 05:54:42 AM
Quote from: pandy on April 17, 2007, 08:50:14 PM
Duh...we wiminz know that all you boyz hear is, "blah blah blah....blahblahbeerblah...."  :flipoff: :laugh:


why does the tv keep getting louder?????
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: The Buddha on April 18, 2007, 06:12:39 AM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on April 17, 2007, 07:56:42 PM
Could you put a plastic squeak toy inside too?

Simple things amuse us men.
:laugh: :laugh:

I just watched Man of the Year.  That was one of his jokes at the end.
:laugh:

OK yea, but they fill them with concrete dont they ... so I doubt you can make it squeak with out a 10 ton press ...  :laugh:
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: annguyen1981 on April 18, 2007, 07:20:16 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on April 17, 2007, 08:49:05 PM
Only if you pay attention to what they're saying. Most times my wife has to repeat what she says cause I just zone out & don't hear what she's saying, which then means she hits me with the broom giving it a third use.  :thumb:

An I was worried when I read the thread title that you were gonna ask if it was painful because you were thinking of having it  :o

BTW what are you doing watching man of the year show ???

I'm afraid to ask what the SECOND use for the broom is...

"Man Of The Year" is a new movie with Robin Williams in it.  I'd highly recommend it. Very funny.
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: natedawg120 on April 18, 2007, 10:29:27 AM
did someone say something about beer?? :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 01:44:25 PM
Pandy reckons she did, but I dont recall hearing her say it  :dunno_white:

She uses the broom as transport An  :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: pandy on April 18, 2007, 05:50:17 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 01:44:25 PM
Pandy reckons she did, but I dont recall hearing her say it  :dunno_white:
:flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Quote from: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 01:44:25 PM
She uses the broom as transport An  :laugh:

Oh. I thought you meant something else..  :o :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: annguyen1981 on April 18, 2007, 06:19:37 PM
Quote from: pandy on April 18, 2007, 05:50:17 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 01:44:25 PM
She uses the broom as transport An  :laugh:

Oh. I thought you meant something else..  :o :laugh:

+1...  like for sexual stuff...  ya know?
:laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 06:48:32 PM
We have one rule & one rule only in the bedroom, NO BROOMS  :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: pandy on April 18, 2007, 08:28:56 PM
Baseball bats are ok? ???
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 08:32:31 PM
Is it a broom  :dunno_white:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: pandy on April 18, 2007, 08:38:49 PM
 :o
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 18, 2007, 09:28:59 PM
 ;) :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: The Buddha on April 19, 2007, 10:29:17 AM
We only have 2 uses for a broom ...
On a side note, our house is a real mess ...  :laugh:
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: mach1 on April 19, 2007, 08:03:42 PM
come on an that movies was boring, it had about two funny parts thats it.
Title: Re: To all the women contemplating plastic surgery...
Post by: annguyen1981 on April 19, 2007, 08:07:40 PM
Quote from: mach1 on April 19, 2007, 08:03:42 PM
come on an that movies was boring, it had about two funny parts thats it.

What movie are you talking about?