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Title: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 19, 2007, 11:21:55 PM
I swear the next time one of these girls comes to me bitching about one of the other ones I'm going to lose it :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:  It's like High School all over again :mad: :icon_confused: except this time I have to be the teacher/principal :icon_rolleyes:  Seriously you guys can not imagine how childish these girls can be :mad: :mad:  If some of the weren't so damn hot............................................................
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 19, 2007, 11:35:08 PM
eh?!?. can you elaborate more, do you work at a titty bar, or just out enjoying the view  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: NiceGuysFinishLast on April 19, 2007, 11:37:08 PM
He's a part time bouncer, IIRC
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 19, 2007, 11:43:19 PM
Yeah I bounce there :icon_rolleyes: ( hey it pays for the partying I do when I'm off  :icon_mrgreen: )  the view was awesome the first few days then it just got old......quick :cry:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: coll0412 on April 19, 2007, 11:49:06 PM
boobies never get old  :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 19, 2007, 11:51:46 PM
I swear they do!!! :o ( well except for that one girl with the 'aftermarket' accessories who keeps asking me to take her for a ride :o :icon_twisted: )
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 20, 2007, 01:08:18 AM
hehe nice. that would be an interesting job  :cheers:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 20, 2007, 01:20:43 AM
As much as I don't want to, I'm going to have to give you warning for this thread & the title.  :nono:



You've titled the thread to suggest that it's about special skills that some strippers have & when you read the it, nothing about these special skills just about how they carry on like school kids.  :mad:

So let this be a warning & never,ever start such a misleading thread again or I will be forced to misuse my god powers.

BTW how about some work related pics.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: werase643 on April 20, 2007, 05:46:28 AM
watch what you say Bubba,
there is a post NAZI in CA that will delete all pics and take your toys away

boobies do get old.....when they start getting too friendly with mr belly button
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: ajaxgs on April 20, 2007, 07:10:40 AM
hey this is a great part time job for an!!!!!!!! :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Jughead on April 20, 2007, 07:53:40 AM
Yeah I had a Job as a Bouncer one time.Actually it ws at the Local Daycare Center.Yeah it got old Quick. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Crucialval on April 20, 2007, 08:04:05 AM
every time I 've been to a strip club I get girls coming over to me (normal right) if they are nice I'll buy services, but not likely. most of the time they will stay around all night and allways talking trash about the other girls, it's great dumb and fine. lucky I don't have to work with them. just look and leave.
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Alphamazing on April 20, 2007, 08:21:04 AM
Quote from: werase643 on April 20, 2007, 05:46:28 AM
boobies do get old.....when they start getting too friendly with mr belly button

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 20, 2007, 08:28:59 AM
I told her I'd take her for a ride if I could get a picture of her my bike in the tiniest bikini she has :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:  Just gotta wait until the big boss man isn't there, somthing tells me he would not approve, seeing as we're not supposed to socialize. :icon_rolleyes:  I've heard my job be compared to a daycare workers before :laugh: I can see the relation :laugh: except down here daycare workers make about $6/hr and I average about $12/hr :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: The Buddha on April 20, 2007, 09:49:16 AM
12 dollars ... man 12 dollars ... what would I do with that kind of money ... damn ... you have to be fit or threatening or tattoed or somehting for it right ... crap ... prolly ... damn, I wasn't born with any of those ...
Cool.
Srinath.
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 20, 2007, 10:43:11 AM
s**t srinath, youre plenty large enough. youve got pics on the board here btw, now my skinny ass wouldnt be able to do it lol
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 20, 2007, 11:04:48 AM
Overall it's a good job when you consider the small amount of work weighed against the pay.   We've got one guy there who just does it cause he's bored, tiny little bastard!!  He works 6 months out of the year there and the other 6 he's in Iraq with Blackwater, Inc.  Not the first guy you wanna mess with.  I'm 6' 220 shaved head the works.........Oh and i power lift :icon_twisted:  Nothing more fun than lifting  3 times your body weight :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Jake D on April 20, 2007, 11:27:01 AM
What about paintball?  That is way more fun than lifting three times your body weight.  It won't even give you hemeroids!  BTW, I've never done paintball but it looks fun. 
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 20, 2007, 11:47:52 AM
eh........ not really into paintball.  I guess I have a thing about aiming a projectile weapon at someone that I want to go have a beer with later :dunno_white:  BTW I don't remember where I saw it but there's a picture out there of a power lifter who was trying to squat some insane weight like 1700 lbs :o :o  and he herniated himself so bad a  portion of his intestines were turned inside out and expelled :o :o  I don't push that hard :o  I max Dead lifft at a little over 500 and squat at 800 :thumb:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: bubba zanetti on April 20, 2007, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: Jughead on April 20, 2007, 07:53:40 AM
Yeah I had a Job as a Bouncer one time.Actually it ws at the Local Daycare Center.Yeah it got old Quick. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Did you get sick getting beaten on everyday  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Jughead on April 20, 2007, 06:38:27 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on April 20, 2007, 01:47:48 PM
Quote from: Jughead on April 20, 2007, 07:53:40 AM
Yeah I had a Job as a Bouncer one time.Actually it ws at the Local Daycare Center.Yeah it got old Quick. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Did you get sick getting beaten on everyday  :laugh: :laugh:

N there wasn't No Beatings I bounced them on my Knee to shut them up. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Just Kidding I really don't know what a Daycare Center Looks like. ;)

Hmmm $12.00 I think I would Bounce at a Titty Bar.I've Always wanted to have a Job Kicking Ass For a living.Couldn't be Much Different than Wrestling Steers or kicking Black Angus bulls in the Nuts. :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: mjn12 on April 20, 2007, 11:39:36 PM
Women suck. All of them.  Trust me, it hasn't turned me away --  But I have realized that no matter how much joy they bring me right now, next week the grief will be 10 fold.  Luckily I don't think too far ahead.  :thumb:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 21, 2007, 01:08:56 AM
Jughead: yeah I think it would be pretty similar some of the guys that get rowdy in there are about that size :laugh:

OK, so I love my girls, they took me out to a club after work and got me pretty buzzed :icon_twisted: me and miss 'aftermarket' ended up finding a little private time before the club closed too :icon_twisted: :icon_twisted:  Pretty sure the boss-man wouldn't approve, but oh well :dunno_white:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: simon79 on April 21, 2007, 03:24:20 AM
Quote from: mjn12 on April 20, 2007, 11:39:36 PM
Women suck. All of them.  Trust me, it hasn't turned me away --  But I have realized that no matter how much joy they bring me right now, next week the grief will be 10 fold.  Luckily I don't think too far ahead.  :thumb:

Oh man, I want YOU as President of the Republic!!!!!

:icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen:

Lamps,
simon.
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Wrecent_Wryder on April 21, 2007, 07:07:34 AM
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Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 21, 2007, 08:41:43 AM
I'm working on that one :laugh: :laugh:  Just gotta remember next time we're all away from work.  The boss-man has a problem with cameras in the club :icon_rolleyes: :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Jughead on April 21, 2007, 07:43:28 PM
Quote from: spcterry on April 21, 2007, 08:41:43 AM
I'm working on that one :laugh: :laugh:  Just gotta remember next time we're all away from work.  The boss-man has a problem with cameras in the club :icon_rolleyes: :thumb: :thumb:

Hey If he don't like it Kick his Ass. :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 22, 2007, 12:53:45 AM
HAHA!!  That would probably influence my pay in an adverse manner :o :thumb:  OK these girls are trying to either f%$k me or Kill me :o  because yet again they got me drunk as hell inside of like 45 minutes :icon_rolleyes:  Crazy what 14 shots of Tequila does to your cognitive skills :o  Thank God for leaving the borrowed cage at the bar and calling 25SOBER :thumb: :thumb:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: pandy on April 22, 2007, 06:47:09 AM
<----wonders just how long spcterry's nose grows when he exaggerates.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 22, 2007, 09:39:00 AM
Uhhhhhhhhh :icon_confused: :icon_confused:  just woke up................feel like someone hit me in the head with a baseball bat......................... Im goin back to sleep
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: nightrider on April 22, 2007, 02:47:19 PM
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Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: spc on April 22, 2007, 05:43:06 PM
It's a very strict no-no here :cry:  not that we actually pay attention to the rules.  We're not supposed to socialize outside of work and we go partying almost every night. :laugh:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: Jughead on April 22, 2007, 05:47:07 PM
Quote from: nightrider on April 22, 2007, 02:47:19 PM
What do you guys think about dating from work. There's a girl at my work that most guys would give their left nut for. 6' tall, slender with amazingly beautiful face and generous features if ya know what I mean. Well... seems like a bad idea... but would you really say no?

Yeap I would say no but you Could get me her Phone Number and a Picture. :thumb:
Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: nightrider on April 23, 2007, 02:55:27 PM
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Title: Re: Strippers Suck!!!!
Post by: oramac on April 24, 2007, 07:31:22 PM
Quote from: Wrecent_Wryder on April 21, 2007, 07:07:34 AM
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