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Title: Don't mess with strippers!!!
Post by: spc on May 16, 2007, 11:01:18 AM
Some guy came up to one of our strippers in the parking lot of another club that she was going to after work last night.  He attempted to rape her.  She kneed him in the jewels, then stabbed him in the kidney with her car key and unloaded a 'special' blend of mace on him ( her husband is in NBC for the Air Force ).  I came outside right after cause on of the cops came in and told me what happened.  The guy was laying on the ground having a seizure and bleeding like hell :laugh:  She gave a statement and went inside :thumb:  I had to buy her a beer after that kind of display :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Don't mess with strippers!!!
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 16, 2007, 10:43:06 PM
translation he got WTFPWNED  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Don't mess with strippers!!!
Post by: makenzie71 on May 16, 2007, 10:50:35 PM
good actions but poor delivery...proper proceedure:

mace jewels
knee kidneys
key eyes
Title: Re: Don't mess with strippers!!!
Post by: spc on May 16, 2007, 11:10:46 PM
hmmmm.....that's a good sequence :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:  I don't worry about it most of the time I have a nine on my ankle and when it's not there a ka-bar is in it's place :icon_twisted: :thumb:
Title: Re: Don't mess with strippers!!!
Post by: SmartDrug on May 16, 2007, 11:48:58 PM
Quote from: spcterry on May 16, 2007, 11:10:46 PMmost of the time I have a nine on my ankle

Makes me wish I was in a concealed carry state... f%$king Mayor Daley.
Title: Re: Don't mess with strippers!!!
Post by: spc on May 16, 2007, 11:53:34 PM
Don't even need a permit for it here as long as you have a pretty little ID with a DOD, DOA, DON, DOAF seal on it :thumb:  Honestly though, I feel a little more comfortable with the Ka-Bar :o  Just as effective in close quarters with the appropriate training and a little slimmer profile.  Plus, it will never accidentally discharge :thumb: :thumb: