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Title: U-Lock Justice
Post by: CasiUSA on May 18, 2007, 10:22:05 AM
I opened up Urbandictionary and this term was on the homepage:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=U-lock+Justice&defid=2072769
Who the F does that??
I know most of us have wanted to on at least one occasion, but I don't think trying to swing a heavy object while riding is that smart of an idea.
Title: Re: U-Lock Justice
Post by: spc on May 18, 2007, 11:06:04 AM
I put my hand out in the universal gesture of good will :flipoff: :flipoff: when I buzzed past the side of some ass that pulled out in front of me, and opened my hand at the last minut and obliterated his mirror :o  That last part was an accident and hurt like all hell and made me swerve a good bit :o :o  I don't suggest it but I bet he'll never cut a bike off again :icon_twisted: (thank god for Kevlar gloves, otherwise I woulda been pulling glass out of my hands )
Title: Re: U-Lock Justice
Post by: natedawg120 on May 18, 2007, 11:20:38 AM
never heard of that.  I have kicked the side of a car that was merging on me on the interstate.  She got back in her lane pretty quick.  I had about a foot left before I hit gravel.  She just tried to whip it over on me without looking, I wish more people would check there blind spots.  After that I kept accelerating till I was well away from her.

PS: I tried the horn but I guess her radio was up to load.....
Title: Re: U-Lock Justice
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 18, 2007, 07:04:48 PM
indeed

itmight give the cager a ubend acrobat, or cause him/her to swerve into you. but then again id like to have seen that

btw definition of a ubend acrobat


1. U-Bend Acrobat  17 up, 7 down 

A turd, that once dispatched has enough velocity to circumvent the U-Bend at the base of the toilet.

I knew I was shitting bricks, I looked between my legs on the throne and found I laid a U-bend acrobat!


Title: Re: U-Lock Justice
Post by: Affschnozel on May 20, 2007, 02:13:44 PM
He he he ;) I am also guilty of smashing some cagers mirror on the fly with my gloved hand , it did hurt a little  :icon_rolleyes:
but in hind sight it was pointless cause there's not enough justice for all the shtupid cagers out there , best thing to do is leave them behind :thumb:
Title: Re: U-Lock Justice
Post by: frye on May 20, 2007, 04:43:44 PM
i always wanted to make my bike like the mach1. with a bunch of controls and buttons that would make cages sorry for cutting me off. i mean come on...how many of wish they could just get in front of a car thats tailgaiting or cut us off and press the "oil slick" or "tack dropping button".  :icon_twisted: :2guns: