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Title: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: makenzie71 on June 17, 2007, 09:08:38 PM
Carlos and Jose are panhandling down the highway when they cross each other's paths.  They talk a little and Carlos shares that he takes home a suitcase full of $10 bills every night.  That he owns a 3000 sq ft beach front home and drives a Mercedes when he's not working.  Jose is awestruck.

"How can I take home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day?" Jose asks.

Carlos points at Jose's sign.  It reads 'I have no job, and wife and five kids to support.  Please help'.  "You simply have to change tactics," Carlos says as he pulls out his own sign that simply reads 'I need another $10 to move back to Mexico'.
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: spc on June 17, 2007, 09:31:41 PM
That was completely tasteless and incredibly racist!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ohh yeah and funny as hell :thumb:
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: Jake D on June 18, 2007, 08:04:09 AM
Here's another one:

I am having a bad day.  This morning I was driving to work and I rear ended the car in front of me at a stop light.  The other driver got out and he was a dwarf.  He walked back to my car and said, "I'm not happy."  I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: makenzie71 on June 18, 2007, 10:13:35 AM
^hahahahaa
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: CasiUSA on June 18, 2007, 11:00:48 AM
Why can't Spanish people be firefighters?


Because they can't tell Jose from Hose B  :icon_lol:
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: frankieG on June 18, 2007, 08:11:32 PM
Quote from: CasiUSA on June 18, 2007, 11:00:48 AM
Why can't Spanish people be firefighters?


Because they can't tell Jose from Hose B  :icon_lol:

now thats funny
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: annguyen1981 on June 18, 2007, 09:18:54 PM
Quote from: Jake D on June 18, 2007, 08:04:09 AM
Here's another one:

I am having a bad day.  This morning I was driving to work and I rear ended the car in front of me at a stop light.  The other driver got out and he was a dwarf.  He walked back to my car and said, "I'm not happy."  I said, "Well, which one are you then?"


ROTFLMAO!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: nightrider on June 18, 2007, 10:40:12 PM
Only two things come out of Texas, steers and alternative lifestyle men. And I dont see any horns on ya.

tf?

Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 18, 2007, 11:10:07 PM
word filter FTW  ;)
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: makenzie71 on June 18, 2007, 11:13:59 PM
I  wonder if we could finagle a way to make the word "kweer" come out just like that, only spelled correctly, in the odd instance when one of us classy people use it in proper context?
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 19, 2007, 01:00:14 AM
an old trucker calles up his friend julio, they went waaaay back, anyhoo the trucker asks julio how he was doing, julio replies,  " señor lifes been good!", so the trucker asks him, " so hows jose doin?" he replies" señor, jose he no longer with us, he got killed by a weasel", a weasel? " si señor, he was making love to his girlfriend on the railroad tracks, he did not hear the weasel"
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: Johnny5 on June 19, 2007, 08:03:46 AM
Hahaha, I had a very good friend from Cuba named Ricardo when I was growing up, he used to have some really funny spanish ethnic jokes... of course I've forgotten half of them... LOL, but here is a good one I always remember:

What do you call 2 puerto rican guys playing basketball?


Juan on Juan
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 20, 2007, 01:35:28 AM
Quote from: makenzie71 on June 18, 2007, 11:13:59 PM
I  wonder if we could finagle a way to make the word "kweer" come out just like that, only spelled correctly, in the odd instance when one of us classy people use it in proper context?
that like a nancy boy is another word for a cigarette
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 20, 2007, 01:37:46 AM
why does mexico not have an olympic team?, basically cause anyone that could run , jump, or swim, is already here :nono: :thumb:
Title: Re: I'd do it if i were Mexican...
Post by: The Buddha on June 20, 2007, 09:29:15 AM
Mexican sneaking across the border and gets caught. The patrol officer says "you speak english I can let you in" ... he says ... si senor ... si ... The patrolman says ... OK no, that's not english. Mex says, OK OK gimme other test ... so the Patrol guy says ... OK use these 3 words in a sentence. Green, pink, yellow. So Mexican says ... "The Phone go Green,  green and I pink it up and say yellow.

Q: Hey, what you call the mexican phone company.
A: Taco Bell.

Cool.
Srinath.