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Title: For Juggy(thought you'd get a kick outta this)
Post by: jserio on January 25, 2008, 08:59:15 AM

Man: "Hello is this the Sheriff's Office?"

Sheriff: "Yes, what can I do for you?"

Man: "I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith.....He's hidin' marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it in there."

Sheriff: "Thank you very much for the call sir."

The next day, the Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes the bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

Man: "Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd...Did the Sheriff come?"

Virgil: "Yeah!"

Floyd: "Did they chop your firewood?"

Virgil: "Yep!"

Floyd: "Happy Birthday, buddy!"

(Rednecks know how to Git-R-Dun!)

Title: Re: For Juggy(thought you'd get a kick outta this)
Post by: scottpA_GS on January 25, 2008, 12:15:54 PM

:laugh:

Title: Re: For Juggy(thought you'd get a kick outta this)
Post by: Jughead on January 25, 2008, 09:48:32 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

I'll have to remember that Next time I need some Holes Dug. :laugh: :laugh:

Title: Re: For Juggy(thought you'd get a kick outta this)
Post by: jserio on January 25, 2008, 09:52:22 PM

:laugh:

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