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Title: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: Teek on February 19, 2008, 06:20:01 PM
I ran across this test looking up the bacronym to explain to my Mom what a squid is. So I took the test, refusing to answer a few questions that just had NO even remotely unsquidly answer, and answered a few tongue in cheek. For example, on the one that said if you had a spare $300. would you buy a new helmet or an exhaust, I already have a nice $300. helmet so I said exhaust, (which if someone would just get too it, I would have pics of by now and might buy that Yosh with the cash I finally got for my Bridgerocks last night before I have to spend it on rent!).
I also said the best passenger to carry was my MIL, because I would be riding really carefully with my MIL up, and didn't want a hooker or a 300 lb whale sitting on my bike. I could have not answered that.

Here's the link:
http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm (http://www.bytebrothers.org/SquidTest.htm)

Here's my score:

Squid Test Evaluation

    So far, 25160 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated.  Of those responses, the average grade is 53.  Your grade was 83 (from 0 to 100), and 6 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered.  The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

    A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society.  Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.

So it was actually fairly accurate.   :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: nastynate6695 on February 19, 2008, 07:21:27 PM
i was crying on some of those questions :laugh:

Squid Test Evaluation

So far, 25163 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated.  Of those responses, the average grade is 53.  Your grade was 70 (from 0 to 100), and 11 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered.  The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society.  Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: ohgood on February 19, 2008, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?

i wondered the same thing. i actually answered 3 questions then quit.
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: oramac on February 19, 2008, 07:51:55 PM
I got a 77.   :icon_confused:
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: annguyen1981 on February 19, 2008, 08:14:02 PM
Quote from: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?

+2


I'm about 75% done....  I wanna quit and have dinner.
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: Domindart on February 19, 2008, 08:15:27 PM
Your grade was 70

Your score indicates that you are a halfway decent rider and wise-ass who is way too narcissistic his or her own good

:thumb:
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: bubba zanetti on February 19, 2008, 09:18:41 PM
I know I'm not a squid, so i'm not taking any stinkin' test  :flipoff:
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: jserio on February 19, 2008, 10:11:14 PM
so is this a good score?  :dunno_white: :icon_mrgreen: keep in mind i don't own a bike yet. but i thought what the hell, i'll take a test.  :laugh:

So far, 25170 people (including you) have responded to this Squid Test Survey and have been tabulated.  Of those responses, the average grade is 53.  Your grade was 81 (from 0 to 100), and 11 out of the 115 questions were left un-answered.  The average number of questions answered in this test is 47.

A higher grade indicates a stronger sense of common decency, and a lower grade is an indication of conspicuous squidliness and general disregard for civilized society.  Your score indicates that you are a fairly responsible motorcyclist but a bit of a wise-ass.
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: Teek on February 20, 2008, 01:44:01 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on February 19, 2008, 09:18:41 PM
I know I'm not a squid, so i'm not taking any stinkin' test  :flipoff:

Well, Bubba, I think that 'tude just PROVES you're a SQUID...  8)   :laugh:


Jserio, I think you have a good, non squidly head on your shoulders there!    ;)
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: bubba zanetti on February 20, 2008, 02:36:14 AM
Quote from: Teek on February 20, 2008, 01:44:01 AM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on February 19, 2008, 09:18:41 PM
I know I'm not a squid, so i'm not taking any stinkin' test  :flipoff:

Well, Bubba, I think that 'tude just PROVES you're a SQUID...  8)   :laugh:


Ahhh, the old reverse psychology trick ehh, 96
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: Affschnozel on February 20, 2008, 03:25:37 AM
Every time I get on a bike I envision myself as a fighter pilot launching missiles at offending bogeys left and right , does that make me a squid ?  :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: frankieG on February 20, 2008, 04:56:43 AM
Quote from: Affschnozel on February 20, 2008, 03:25:37 AM
Every time I get on a bike I envision myself as a fighter pilot launching missiles at offending bogeys left and right , does that make me a squid ?  :icon_rolleyes:

yes, yes it does :)
Title: Re: Is this SQUID Purity Test old news here?
Post by: nastynate6695 on February 21, 2008, 10:05:09 PM
Quote from: frankieG on February 19, 2008, 07:24:58 PM
what if you are too lazy to take the test?

I though you had nothing but time on your hands franky???