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....interesting...
People are f%$king weird
we todd did is moe like it
I'm leaning more towards the mentally unstable, stupid C you NT persuasion
I wonder if their house had more than one bathroom...
One of them states it's a trailer and has 2 bathrooms.
Quote from: ben2go on March 13, 2008, 05:18:30 PM
One of them states it's a trailer and has 2 bathrooms.
I was gonna say, if I only had one bathroom I'd kick her a$$ out of there real quick.
some people are just sooooooooooooooooo f@cked up!.......
but the fact that they had to sergicaly remove the seat from her ass ? :cookoo: all i can say is baby spead them , i have to have a p#ss! :cheers:
heard this on the radio this afternoon. i was thinking the same thing :laugh:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 13, 2008, 07:29:28 PM
heard this on the radio this afternoon. i was thinking the same thing :laugh:
Ditto.
If I sit on the toilet for more than 15 or 20 minutes my legs fall asleep.
Which brings me to a story from working at Gould's pumps...one time I went to the shitter, more for a break than anything else, and accidentally fell asleep on the toilet. Stayed there for about 45 minutes I think. I was finally woken up by someone stepping into the stall beside me. I came to and looked at my watch and panicked. I stood up and grabbed my pants so quick that I didn't think about my legs being 100% not really attached to my body anymore. Went headfirst into the stall door, dented the hell out of it and busted the latch, flew across to the facing wall where I knocked myself stupid against the cinderblocks and fell across the floor with my pants halfway around my thighs. I managed to drag myself up and out of the bathroom before the guy in the other stall could get out and investigate. I thought my legs were never going to come back.
Damn it! I was on the john when they talked about it on the 10:00 news.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hahaha oh man.
I can't spend more than a few minutes on the crapper, I get in and get things done.
On the other hand, gimme a good hot water heater ( got 2 80 galloners here) and a setup of 2 rain simulator shower heads and I can fall asleep in the shower. :o
Quote from: makenzie71 on March 13, 2008, 08:02:05 PM
If I sit on the toilet for more than 15 or 20 minutes my legs fall asleep.
Same here, I always feel like an idiot limping out of the stall.
Which brings me to another little habit. I absolutely do not use public restrooms except to urinate.
Quote from: spcterry on March 13, 2008, 08:20:38 PM
Which brings me to another little habit. I absolutely do not use public restrooms except to urinate.
I don't use them unless I'm away from home or it's an emergency.
I would buy a roll of TP and shaZam! in the woods first. Except for somewhere I know they will be nice.............er........
Quote from: spcterry on March 13, 2008, 08:25:43 PM
I would buy a roll of TP and shaZam! in the woods first. Except for somewhere I know they will be nice.............er........
I would but some places I go don't have woods.All city.I hate the city too.
behind a dumpster.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have this problem with unfamiliar objects near my ass and junk....... :dunno_white: at least dropping one on the ground you're not actually on the ground :thumb:
Quote from: spcterry on March 13, 2008, 08:30:10 PM
I have this problem with unfamiliar objects near my ass and junk....... :dunno_white: at least dropping one on the ground you're not actually on the ground :thumb:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: spcterry on March 13, 2008, 08:20:38 PM
Which brings me to another little habit. I absolutely do not use public restrooms except to urinate.
I'm forced to share a bathroom with 70 other people... for everything. So I've gotten over my phobia of public restrooms.
Quote from: makenzie71 on March 13, 2008, 08:02:05 PM
If I sit on the toilet for more than 15 or 20 minutes my legs fall asleep.
Which brings me to a story from working at Gould's pumps...one time I went to the shitter, more for a break than anything else, and accidentally fell asleep on the toilet. Stayed there for about 45 minutes I think. I was finally woken up by someone stepping into the stall beside me. I came to and looked at my watch and panicked. I stood up and grabbed my pants so quick that I didn't think about my legs being 100% not really attached to my body anymore. Went headfirst into the stall door, dented the hell out of it and busted the latch, flew across to the facing wall where I knocked myself stupid against the cinderblocks and fell across the floor with my pants halfway around my thighs. I managed to drag myself up and out of the bathroom before the guy in the other stall could get out and investigate. I thought my legs were never going to come back.
Did nobody else read this? F*&kin hilarious story dude. I was laughing so hard... Just wonderful :bowdown:
that hilarious! :laugh: Wish I could've seen that
Quote from: spcterry on March 13, 2008, 08:30:10 PM
I have this problem with unfamiliar objects near my ass and junk....... :dunno_white: at least dropping one on the ground you're not actually on the ground :thumb:
unless you lose your balance :laugh: