I wanna get snipped!!!!
I want to save my sperm somewhere for later and get snipped. Its the thought of pain down there that turns me off, but thought of having to pay for 18 yrs of child support with a woman you dont want to particularly have a child with is telling me what is a little bit of pain eh
So tell me your stories? How much did it hurt... :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :thumb: :cheers: :cheers: :kiss3: :kiss3:
Please don't use yellow text.People with different colors for the board can't read your writing.
I am planning a non surgical vasectomy.That's where they find your tubes and clamp your sack so they can't move.Then they fill the tubes with cement/epoxy mixture with a syringe.I should've done it before I had kids.Love'm tho.Doc tells me the needle will sting like a bee and then the novacain will block the pain.After it wears off,it'll be sore but not aggonizing.
Dude, no f%$king way anyone goes near there with needles or knives!!!
we've got a 18 month old son now (woooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOT !!!!!) and +1 on the way.
after this i'll prolly do it, it's safer for the wifey, and it means i can act like a horn dawg without worrying about another mini-me. from anybody. na, j/k.
the friends of mine that did it said it was like a hit to the nuts for a while.
the kids will know i lub dem, but they'll know we don't need anymore ;)
Oh Hell No I'll stick with Rubbers.I've Castrated too many Bulls to have that done.Even though they Don't Take them out and Eat them for Supper I'd Still like to know mine's still Functioning Normally.
sorry im not planning on shooting blanks... yet :thumb:
Quote from: TheGoodGuy on March 13, 2008, 05:05:35 PMbut thought of having to pay for 18 yrs of child support with a woman you dont want to particularly have a child with is telling me what is a little bit of pain eh
Probably best to steer clear of her then anyway. Never know what SHE might have for YOU. According to a recent study, 1 in 4 teens in America has a common STD. Just the thought is a total turn off. :o :icon_razz:
indeed sir :thumb:
I'm not saying to stop using condoms.If one breaks at least you'll know you'll die peacefully from an STD and not from a woman that has your baby. :thumb:
I have a child by a Buddha Loves You that I dated after high school.She was on birth control,yea right.I was young and dumb.My current gurl friend and I have been together for a while.We have a son and she has 2 gurls that live with us.I enjoy my 2 boys and luv them equally even the gurls that she had before me.
Quote from: GeeP on March 13, 2008, 07:47:52 PM
Quote from: TheGoodGuy on March 13, 2008, 05:05:35 PMbut thought of having to pay for 18 yrs of child support with a woman you dont want to particularly have a child with is telling me what is a little bit of pain eh
Probably best to steer clear of her then anyway. Never know what SHE might have for YOU. According to a recent study, 1 in 4 teens in America has a common STD. Just the thought is a total turn off. :o :icon_razz:
A study was performed at the University I attended in South GA. It showed a 57% infected rate of some sort of STD :o There were free condoms everywhere after that shaZam! :laugh:
Well I had a pregnancy scare that was proved negative today
more so now than later.. the earlier i get it done the better for me!!
otehrwise i got to be a hermit like someone here..
Glad you're in the clear. I've got a buddy a year younger than me that apparently can't figure out what causes pregnancy. He's working on 3.
Quote from: TheGoodGuy on March 13, 2008, 08:16:22 PM
Well I had a pregnancy scare that was proved negative today
more so now than later.. the earlier i get it done the better for me!!
otehrwise i got to be a hermit like someone here..
Is that negative for pregnancy or negative for it being yours? :icon_razz:
Just so we're clear, this topic makes my balls hurt just thinking about it. :o
Quote from: ben2go on March 13, 2008, 08:26:17 PM
Quote from: TheGoodGuy on March 13, 2008, 08:16:22 PM
Well I had a pregnancy scare that was proved negative today
more so now than later.. the earlier i get it done the better for me!!
otehrwise i got to be a hermit like someone here..
Is that negative for pregnancy or negative for it being yours? :icon_razz:
Negative for the pregnancy. If she is pregnant, by the off chance she will have another pregnancy test done in 7 days. We last had sex in jan, and since then she has already gone through one cycle. So its weird that she missed it when we havent had sex. She says she hasnt had sex with anyone else but who knows..
I hope you don't find out, when the child turns 18, that it's not yours.
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Foookin hate those pregnancy scares - it doesn't matter how much protection you use if you hear that girl say she thinks thers summat up then you automatically doubt even how much protection you've used.
Thats the one plus side of not having a gf anymore - even tho there is no sex :cry: least dont have to worry about things like that.
I kinda Liked a Girl one time in Highschool.During a Football game one of my Buddy's talked me into going over and Ask Her If she wanted to set next to me and watch the Game.She Grabbed Hold of my Belt loop and Followed me to the Bleachers. :thumb: Soon as we set down and Started Talking The First thing out of Her Mouth was "I'm Pregnant".The Next thing I said was "Oh F^$%!" and it took me all of about 3 seconds to get Lost.She wasn't Really Pregnant She was Just F*&^ed Up in the Head and My Buddy Knew it. :2guns: Last time I saw Her was in the Office.She went into the Nut House for a While but Her Story was that Her mom Had Her Tubes Tied. I guess That Buddy of mine Still has a Good Laugh About it Every Day. :flipoff: The Girl Well She Got strung out on Heroine one day Left the Dealers House and Hit 2 Older People Head On.It Killed all 3 of them.Wasn't even a Mile from my House.
That's sad.
Yeah I know.The Guy She was Trying to Pin the Imaginary Baby on Hadn't Even Touched her. :cookoo:
Oh Well Every Girl I find that I get Interested in Winds up Dieing,Getting into Trouble and Going to Jail or turns out to be a Psycho. :dunno_white:
but those are the fun ones. err not teh dying ones, but the jailed psychos :icon_twisted:
Looked into getting snipped last year.. I was 24 at the time.. Went to see the doctor to talk about it. They werent too excited doing it on someone so "young". I calmly informed him that i didnt have any kids and didnt want any kids. This it turns out didnt help persuade them any further. I had to go back two more times to talk to the guy to convince him that i was serious and had rationally thought it through. They instructed me that if i was dating or married they would have to get my significant others permission. I instructed them i was single and again pressed the issue that i had thought it through..The bonus to this was that my health insurance covered 95% of the operation. So instead of paying $650 i would only end up paying around $50. Unfortuneately i was let go of my job before i could get it done. Now im getting married in december and i still dont want kids. The gf/fiance does though so we are debating this situation out. If i could have i would have had the operation done and not told anyone. Being a bartender at the time it was a move towards safety and piece of mind. Talk it over with yourself its pretty much painless and can be reversed if you really want it to be 75% of the time. After the operation is done you have to "work out" 30 cycles of sperm then go back in and get rechecked to make sure the surgerory went correctly.
Quote from: nastynate6695 on March 15, 2008, 07:39:34 AM
After the operation is done you have to "work out" 30 cycles of sperm
Oh cool that only takes about a week and a half for us.
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 13, 2008, 07:40:05 PM
sorry im not planning on shooting blanks... yet :thumb:
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I never heard that one before. :thumb:
Quote from: bettingpython on March 15, 2008, 11:16:29 AM
Quote from: nastynate6695 on March 15, 2008, 07:39:34 AM
After the operation is done you have to "work out" 30 cycles of sperm
Oh cool that only takes about a week and a half for us.
Slow POKE. :laugh: :laugh:
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Yeah probably wouldn't take that long after a layoff. But hey I figure getting it on average 3 times a day is a good thing :thumb:
I am getting mine done next winter.
You mean so none of you guys pull "quads" at all :dunno_white: :icon_rolleyes:
naah no need to. im good enough i DONT need to do it but once :flipoff: :laugh:
Ok, yes it does hurt. I had about 3 days of discomfort with mine. They will swell up and they did bruise. Things do go back to normal and I've had no ill effects from it.
I got done under a general anaesthetic and really wouldn't want it done any other way.
I'd Have to go Thru Lethal Injection I tell yeah. :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: Jughead on March 16, 2008, 09:18:00 PM
I'd Have to go Thru Lethal Injection I tell yeah. :laugh: :laugh:
I was meant to have it done after the third kid, so soing that the missus was pregnant with the fourth I got it done. The twins had done enough work, so I didn't mind getting them decommisioned. There is now way in hell that I'll ever even consider getting the operation reversed.
What made it worse was that I had a wisdom tooth removed two weeks after and also got some gout in a toe at the same time.
Happy St Patricks day to all
Good thread.
On the girl who had her period and then no sex with the OP, if she tries to pin anything on YOU = DNA TEST!!! Some guys just are sweethearts, so the girl goes back to the one who seems safe.
I know lotsa guys been snipped, my guy had one kid and that was ENOUGH! He was dumb though, he had no discomfort and the dr. said NO SEX for however long, and he did ANYWAY that night with his GF (he was divorced by then) because he DOES. NOT. LISTEN. Now he has a little scar tissue and some extra tender areas. :cookoo:
So guys, don't be macho, listen to the doc. 8)