Kalee comes home and says my bike is leaking on the idewalk. Spiffy. I go out and shut the petcock valve off (still not in that habit) and I see a carload of sunshiners getting out to harass the neighborhood. shaZam!. I quickly turn the valve and start walking in hoping that my "solicitors will be shot" sign on the front door will be enough to ward off the little dicks...no luck.
"Sir, can I have a minute of your time?" I ignore the first one, but I just can't ignore the second...he's too close to pass it off. I turn around and say "no, I'm busy." The little douchebag has the nerve to tell me that it's because HE is black. I ain't buying magazine subscriptions from anyone, I don't care what color you are or why you're doing it. I tell him it's because he's selling shaZam! and I'm not buying anything, but he runs with "I think it's because I'm black." I tell him he can think whatever he wants and walk back into the house...while he's threatening to beat my ass. I've never had to call the cops on sunshiners until today...I absolutely can not believe they have this kind of gall.
I agree.I had to put 2 off my property.The jackasses across the street told them I was young and single.They had them believing that with a little encouragement,they could get me to buy anything.Now the sunshiners in my area are 14-16 years old.TOO young for me.One was trying to get up close to me and huge on me.I had to tell her quick to stay back.The other one came straight out and ask me how much I'd buy if they screwed.I ask them what school they were from and told them I would call the school if they didn't leave.I'm just glad I walked out side and didn't let them into my house.Last thing I need is to loose my kids and go to jail for some girls trying to push subscriptions.
Wow, man you and your luck lately. Thats crazy
Should Have knocked the Hell out of the White Guy Standing next to Him and Said "Yeah and that's Cause He's White." :laugh: Well if there was a White guy Standing next to Him. :icon_confused:
Around Here the only Salesmen we're Bothered by is Meat Salesmen.We get rid of them by Pointing towards the Cows in the Field and tell them that When we run out We Throw one of them in the Freezer.When they Ask if we want to buy Chicken we tell them that Everytime one gets hit in the Road we throw it in with the Beef. :laugh: Then we ask them if they would like to buy some Pork and Lamb. :laugh: :laugh:
Next time answer the door cradling a shotgun and ask if they like ground beef.
Here's a tip:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html
Quote from: spcterry on March 28, 2008, 07:28:31 PM
Next time answer the door cradling a shotgun and ask if they like ground beef.
Reminds me...
A friend of mine told me a story about a salesman who came to his machine shop a few weeks ago. The guy wanted to look at his financial records!
So finally, the front office help calls him up from the back and the salesman works him over. My friend asks him to leave, and he refuses. He says he'll call the cops. The salesman replies that if the cops arrive he'll pull an invoice for $1,000 for consulting services.
My friend walked into his office, racks his shotgun and walks back up front. Guy is STILL there. So my friend says "You'll be the one calling the cops shortly, if you're still alive."
He left. Quickly. :laugh:
I can't answer the door with a gun I don't intend to use...I also tend not to walk away from confrontations (I haven't been in a fight in quite some time and I miss it a little)...but then there goes that whole gun thing and how I would have ended up shooting him.
invite em in your house, then put a bullet in em, and claim they tried to kill you :thumb:
:laugh:
I had a roommate with a little 'herbal' addiction once. She had her dealer over quite a bit and though I don't care about someone smoking I do have a problem with a known dealer walking into my house. I walked in one day and he was in my room, said he was looking for a lighter. At this point you should know that the great state of GA allows for deadly force in defense of one's home and property. I made it pretty clear with the assistance of a visual aid that I never wanted to see him in my house much less my room again. I never saw him after that day. That roommate moved out very shortly afterwards.
The only American Citizen I've ever pointed a firearm at. I try not to display firearms in any manner, he just went way the hell over the line. In my defense, the man (used loosely) was a drug dealer, I had no way of knowing if he was armed or not or what the hell he was really doing.
well instead of the gun, walk to the door carrying ( in your hand) chains, whips, and fuzzy handcuffs, and a tube of ky. and ask him/them which one they wanna try first, or which one they like best/try first 8)
Just a note: with my little mormon game the gun was never out of the holster and more times than not it was actually a training dummy.
if it's the first time a particular person/group has been to my home i'll try to be polite if i've got the spare few minutes to listen to em talk. especially if their kids. adults i tend to be a bit more curt with but all the same i try not to get down right mean unless i'm continually harrased.
ive no disrespect to mormons) but sometimes, the door to door stuff can be annoying. a friend of mine came to the door dressed all goth style, ( we had seen em coming up the road about a half mile out) , anyhoo he comes to the door dressed all goth like, and invites em in to worship well, satan, with him, they declined.( they came back next day enmasse)
I'm not disrespecting them, I just get tired of em trying to spoon feed me the bible according to them. That and I get a huge kick out of the look on their faces :laugh:
Quote from: annguyen1981 on March 28, 2008, 07:34:48 PM
Here's a tip:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/dal/330728336.html
That's great! :laugh:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 28, 2008, 08:19:46 PM
well instead of the gun, walk to the door carrying ( in your hand) chains, whips, and fuzzy handcuffs, and a tube of ky. and ask him/them which one they wanna try first, or which one they like best/try first 8)
lol!!!
When politicians/peddlers used to knock on our door, I'd ignore it. Then they would usually look through our large plate glass window in front. There's a large room, piano, etc.
If I was doing whatever in the kitchen or at the computer, I could see them. I'd give them a 'Shoo shoo !' movement, and some of them would interpret it as a "Hi, please, continue staring into my house or knock on the OTHER door some more!" gesture.
THen I would arm myself with the shotgun or axe handle in the front room's closet. That always got em down the street quick.
Axe handles for kids, shotguns for adults.
All our friends knew the side door was unlocked, and the dog was a push over. :) They never needed to knock, and knew that too.
I"m a real SOB about solicitors and politicians. Put trash in my yard, to better yourself ? No thank you mister professional liar !
ok ....what the hell is a sunshiner???, i'm assuming it = religious freek that wants to convert you ?
when answering the door, what do you want? no the lady of the house will not be speaking to you what do you want we're busy? No? close the door.
At the same time this is occuring I have to capture our pibull "pup" shes almost 9 months now so she really is looking the part now, she likes to surge against the collar which is quite intimidating, all she's trying to do is find someone else to pet her, she might lick someone to death if they were made of sugar.
Sometimes its nice to have a dog with such a bad public perception. I know I'm horrible I shouldn't use such a sweet animal in that fashion.
Dummy M18 claymores placed in the front yard.
Quote from: ajaxgs on March 29, 2008, 05:06:55 AM
ok ....what the hell is a sunshiner???, i'm assuming it = religious freek that wants to convert you ?
Sunshiners are the idiots going around trying to get donations or selling stupid shaZam! like magazine subscriptions to get them all to europe or something.
OMG! I've complained about this before! http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=31080.0
Quote from: makenzie71 on March 29, 2008, 07:55:51 AM
Quote from: ajaxgs on March 29, 2008, 05:06:55 AM
ok ....what the hell is a sunshiner???, i'm assuming it = religious freek that wants to convert you ?
Sunshiners are the idiots going around trying to get donations or selling stupid shaZam! like magazine subscriptions to get them all to europe or something.
OMG! I've complained about this before! http://gstwins.com/gsboard/index.php?topic=31080.0
thats what i figured .....i just call them a pain in the a$$ , my wife left me out to hang one day for 45 min , ederly couple and did not want to be rude ,gave a fake name and they came back the next week talk again and i made her answer the door , but i called the house phone after 5 min to rescue her , being the nice guy that i am , have not been back since
but what i want to know is why they only show up on nice days in the spring ??? :dunno_white: where the f#ck were you in the dead of winter when it's -35 :bs: :flipoff:
in europe enjoying their "vacations"
:laugh:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on March 29, 2008, 10:10:03 PM
in europe enjoying their "vacations"
:laugh:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
I have a 4 inch wide cane knife that I will sink from top of skull slam through bottom of jaw on my "neighboring pit bull". It is actually the one that I "saved" (and broke my foot leaping high from a 6 foot ladder over a fence---Ask Cal about this) to save him from another pit bull that was literally tearing his throat out. "They" board dogs. Soncould not get the safe open. I wanted the Model 29 Smith or the Colt Series 70 in .45 ACP, so I had to settle for a stick (one of those Hawaiian torch sticks) and a water hose that I jammed down his throat. His owner, a woman, was "down in her back", and was cryiing out to God or anyone to help her...
and all of her pitiful ass neighbors (about 10 of them, men and women) stared through her gated wrought iron fence and would do nothing. I thought "she" was next on the menu. She asked me to kill them but sonny couldn't get the safe open and when the deputy arrived (called 911 TWICE), he wouldn't either. After enough water down the throat and pepper spray I got them to "break" and one of the pussies outside the fence gave me some rope and I dragged the one being killed to the front yard and "tied him off".
Aside afrom all the aformentioned, I told my neighbor.............you know I like you..............you know I love you.......... but if that sonofabitch "breaks through the fence when my son is back there practicing soccer drills"........you KNOW I'll have to kill him.
She said "she knew"and "knows". Well............their pit bull is getting older. I thanked God. Then they got a "baby" pit bull. I cursed like an insane man. After he got about 3 months old.............he GRABBED their GrandBaby...........they got rid of his ass. Now, I have only the same one to contend with. I lie "in wait"..................cane knife ready............Smith Model 15 Combat Masterpiece with +P snubnose.......................just on the "other side of the fence". All this happebed a few days before Katrina hit. What a ride.
Did I reply incorrectly...............maybe to another post? Sorry...........forgive me.......
I think you did sir, reply to another post that is, I can however recall the incident with the pit-bull. Why the heck do people keep them if they can't control them?
However back to this post, please don't give anything to Sunshiners (whatever they are) because there are quite enough bums and stiffs here in Europe already. When it come to door-to-door religious types, salespeople and canvassers I find a cheery smile and "No Thanks" and close the door works fairly well.
The subject of religious canvassing on the door step reminds me of a funny story that happened to me, not funny at the time. it was 44 years ago, I was 18 and living at home with parents. I had caught an infection, German Measels, it was know as and been advised by the doctor to rest. Typical for an 18 yrs old i spent a lot of time loafing around in bed and my mother was getting very peed off with the whole business, she thought I ought to be out of bed and out in the garden. One afternoon a couple of J.W.s called to talk about the Kingdom of heaven etc, My mother answered the door and said she was not interested but her son was and sent them up to my room. There I am, naked, stuck in bed with two JWs explaining why they don't go for blood transfusions etc and all sorts of stuff, three bloody hours! The point is that I "got the point" and the next day made sure I did not get under Ma's feet - or ever again!
Thinking back that experience may well have contributed to my Atheism!
Quote from: Cal Price on March 31, 2008, 02:05:42 AM
The subject of religious canvassing on the door step reminds me of a funny story that happened to me, not funny at the time. it was 44 years ago, I was 18 and living at home with parents. I had caught an infection, German Measels, it was know as and been advised by the doctor to rest. Typical for an 18 yrs old i spent a lot of time loafing around in bed and my mother was getting very peed off with the whole business, she thought I ought to be out of bed and out in the garden. One afternoon a couple of J.W.s called to talk about the Kingdom of heaven etc, My mother answered the door and said she was not interested but her son was and sent them up to my room. There I am, naked, stuck in bed with two JWs explaining why they don't go for blood transfusions etc and all sorts of stuff, three bloody hours! The point is that I "got the point" and the next day made sure I did not get under Ma's feet - or ever again!
Thinking back that experience may well have contributed to my Atheism!
the question is .........did they get the german measels?????
It's always easy to be a badass on the internet :icon_rolleyes:
ALL you guys are rotten buy a cycle magazine from the pour kid . The next thing you know you will be killing a girl scout for peddling cookies how soon you forget when you were young the stuff your neighbors put up with . Tight wads you cant take it with you . And maybe you do need a little church you heathen LOL anthony
Well..............you'll find that "I" don't do "lying" very well. Now allow me to revert to "redneck language".........
I ain't never done known Cal to do much lyin' either........... I may be 5 foot 9 (in a pair of nice "standard" shoes) and weigh between 165 and 169. I will be 54 years old this year and I don't put up with much shaZam!. Listened to too much of it and am sick of all "the lies" that "the population" gets told each and every waking day. Have seen the results. You are one of them. Go back to your hole troll.
Quote from: anthonygs1000 on March 31, 2008, 06:23:02 AM
ALL you guys are rotten buy a cycle magazine from the pour kid . The next thing you know you will be killing a girl scout for peddling cookies how soon you forget when you were young the stuff your neighbors put up with . Tight wads you cant take it with you . And maybe you do need a little church you heathen LOL anthony
Scouts and kids selling candy for school is differrent, but these people wanting to shampoo one room for free or offer me a vegas vacation package or trying to get me to buy magazines is annoying.
Actually as part of my part-time promotional work for HiViz kit, headlight deflectors, first-aid kits, spare bulb kits for continental touring I dish-out flyers, something that used to annoy me but now I have a totally different attitude to some of the poor sods I see on city streets dishing out flyers for cafes etc,. I find that a simple "No thanks" is OK but i do get a few F-Offs. I smile and shrug, lifes too short to argue.
I never ever killed a girl scout - - honest.
I don't know if they got German Measels - it would be mean to hope, wouldn't it?
Hey I'v just converted kilos etc and find I am the same size as Revere2 If I get to the Delta or you get to White cliffs country we could swap jackets!
Yeah this guy hates me .... ever seen a python setting a fat rat up.... :laugh:
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/bk_josh.jpg)
I like to play with my food,
I knew Revere2 looked familliar, here is his favorite .45
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/HelloKittyP14.jpg)
He was toting this at the last NAMBLA meeting
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/barbiear15.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/cal.jpg)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/cal2.jpg)
retracted.....
That was an over the line accusation.
Quote from: Revere2 on March 31, 2008, 06:24:49 AM
Well..............you'll find that "I" don't do "lying" very well. Now allow me to revert to "redneck language".........
I ain't never done known Cal to do much lyin' either........... I may be 5 foot 9 (in a pair of nice "standard" shoes) and weigh between 165 and 169. I will be 54 years old this year and I don't put up with much shaZam!. Listened to too much of it and am sick of all "the lies" that "the population" gets told each and every waking day. Have seen the results. You are one of them. Go back to your hole troll.
you of all people calling someone a troll??:O
Quote from: bettingpython on March 31, 2008, 08:42:25 AM
I knew Revere2 looked familliar, here is his favorite .45
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/HelloKittyP14.jpg)
He was toting this at the last NAMBLA meeting
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/barbiear15.jpg)
ive seen pink guns at shops and shows before. and im thinkin WTF is that. not too many women i nkow would have one. :dunno_white:
Hey
cant we all just get along and 54 year grumpy old man go smoke a Dube and relax a little your Generation created this problem so instead of bitching about it take the blame for it and help fix it or just crawl under a rock and keep your mouth shut. actually what I am trying to say is if you cant fix a problem don't waist your breath talking about it because life is way to short . Sorry if I offended anybody anthony
Life is too short to sit around and Buddha Loves You about it...but it's too long to sit around and deal with it. Solicitors = cops get called 100% of the time...unless they're selling girlscout cookies...and only tagalongs then. If a girlscout comes along and doesn't have any tagalongs, calling the cops.
Tagalongs and thin mints for me. :laugh: