http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Qehxjub5lyo&feature=related pretty f%$king accurate :oops: :laugh:
thats sooooo retarded. I dont look at nyself i do the helicopter
Eh?, elaborate? :laugh:
He makes it go around in a circle. Takes very precise hip action, and a nice sized package to do it right. :icon_rolleyes:
WOOHOO!!! I'm not the only one that leaves gnarly ass hair on the soap!!! :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen: :icon_mrgreen:
^that's f%&ked up.
I do the helicopter, too. Their order is a little messed up, though...I pee right away. After walking directly into a warm shower it takes a bit of endurance for me to hold it in. And I use that pumicized scrubby shaZam! kalee has because it cuts grease off my hands badass.
Quote from: makenzie71 on April 12, 2008, 01:15:21 PM. And I use that pumicized scrubby shaZam! kalee has because it cuts grease off my hands badass.
Yeah, I have some of that shaZam! too. It works wonders after a day of wrenching.
woman shower: i completely agree with the woman thing- but it was waaaaaaaaaay too short a shower in my experience.
man shower:
pee CHECK
butt hairs in every single bar of soap seen CHECK
helicopter CHECK
wash something so i don't smell like ass CHECK
kick all the soap and shaZam! into the tub noisily CHECK
kick that stupid freaking bath mat against the throne CHECK
walk out nakkid dripping everywhere - I OWN THIS JOINT DAMMIT - CHECK
shaving and deoderant junk is for days when i might offend her with my odor. everyone else can deal with it. arr arr arr arrrrrrrrrrr i am man.
Oh I fogot the sledgehammer :thumb:
:laugh:
I spend like 15 -20 mins
Turn on Shower , Wait until its hot ,get in shower
Pee
Run hands thro hair
Shampoo
Conditioner
Shampoo
Condition
Then The Lime Source ,*its a nice shower Gel * all over the body accept the Privates
then the Tackle and Arse Scrub ,
head Against the Shower wall , enjoying how hot it is, and how cold it is outside
Then Dry myself , Maybe a Helicopter, gotta be careful tho , almost took my chin off last time
Quick Flex and Tattoo Admire
Brush teeth
Aftershave and Lynx Spray
Get Dressed
Get Biker Gear And Off We Go!
Quote from: Teek on April 12, 2008, 11:54:52 AM
He makes it go around in a circle. Takes very precise hip action, and a nice sized package to do it right. :icon_rolleyes:
oh that, :oops: :oops: something i do as well :icon_twisted: :laugh:
U guys really pee in the shower? wtf.
J
a bit gross for me but I heard peeing on your feet helps athleats feet
You pee towards the Drainy thingy , and considering u can drink ur pee with no ill effects , a little on the bottom of ur feet isnt a big deal. its the people that pee in the bath that are in the wrong :2guns:
I pee on my feet. I forgot that. I NEVER get athlete's feet and I work in an environment that begs it and my hygiene isn't exactly anti-athlete's foot.