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Title: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: makenzie71 on April 12, 2008, 08:30:37 AM
I'm loafing around all day.  Spending all my time working on my bike.  Peeing with the door open.  Three TV's and four radios blaring and all on different stations.  My shoes are in the hallway...the middle of, even.  There's dishes and cans laying about.  And I'm sooooo lonely.
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: bettingpython on April 12, 2008, 09:11:20 AM
Yeah it sucks I hate it when my wife has weekend rotations.

But peeing with the door open seriously dude you don't have to wait for the wife to go away to do that.
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 10:40:12 AM
PORNO ! ! ! ! ! !  :thumb:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: bettingpython on April 12, 2008, 11:07:36 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 10:40:12 AM
[size=29]PORNO ! ! ! ! ! ![/size]  :thumb:

:icon_rolleyes: If you like to watch porno and you can't watch it with your wife you married the wrong woman
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 11:16:05 AM
Quote from: bettingpython on April 12, 2008, 11:07:36 AM
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 10:40:12 AM
PORNO ! ! ! ! ! !  :thumb:

:icon_rolleyes: If you like to watch porno and you can't watch it with your wife you married the wrong woman
whos to say he couldnt " get some ideas/education  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 01:12:29 PM
I think if i had a girlfriend , she wouldnt wanna see Barely Legal 3 with me ....
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: makenzie71 on April 12, 2008, 01:16:11 PM
But wouldn't you want one that WOULD want to watch it with you?

(I wouldn't)
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: jserio on April 12, 2008, 01:35:26 PM
the wife and i have a small video collection. we rarely watch them together but we've got em just the same.  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: ohgood on April 12, 2008, 01:36:49 PM
cool, this thread went to PORN !!! in 2 posts :D


when the wife is outta town i sleep with all the windows open, also pee with the door open, get up early and ride around before traffic starts, then come home, sleep, and drink beer @ lunch.

ya, i'm a real badass  like you ;)
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 01:41:01 PM
Yea , but i like porn with 18-20 year olds getting nailed . i dont see the attraction of older girls ,
teens are hot , and being 21, its not 2 bad , it just makes me think , these girls are 3 years younger than me , and there old enough to be done on film ,

Saying that in the uk u can have sex with 16 year olds if u want , i think im to old for that , but 17's ok lol  :thumb:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: spc on April 12, 2008, 02:05:39 PM
Hawaii and Idaho have a legal age of consent of 14.

Mississippi.........oh dear god.   As long as the female is not a virgin, the age of consent is 12 :cookoo:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: jserio on April 12, 2008, 02:13:44 PM
 :o :cookoo:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 02:33:58 PM
How messed up 12 and and 14 is ... Yuck ,
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: jserio on April 12, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
i will be 27 this year and am happily married. but all the same if i was on the dating scene, i'd never go below 18. no matter what the "age of consent" is.  :cookoo:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: spc on April 12, 2008, 04:10:49 PM
yeah, 18 is my standard...........even at that I feel a little dirty :icon_rolleyes:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 05:00:22 PM
Im 20  . so 17 doesnt seem bad 2 me , 18 is nice , 19 is better  :thumb:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jughead on April 12, 2008, 06:24:16 PM
Wait until 30.40 Year olds look Damn Nice. :laugh:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: jserio on April 12, 2008, 06:34:05 PM
oh, i've seen some good looking women in their 30's and 40's!  :thumb: :laugh:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 07:29:23 PM
I slept with a woman who was 30 when i was 19 , she defo new what she was doiing 
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: frankieG on April 12, 2008, 07:33:38 PM
my part time gf is 20 and i am 44 :)
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: makenzie71 on April 12, 2008, 07:38:29 PM
older women know what they want...which is nice...I can't wait til mine gets a little older haha
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 07:48:25 PM
Niceeeeeeeeeeeeee  :thumb:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jughead on April 12, 2008, 08:47:13 PM
Quote from: frankieG on April 12, 2008, 07:33:38 PM
my part time gf is 20 and i am 44 :)

Hey Frankie Can she be my GF the other Part of the Time? :dunno_white:


Sorry that one was Wide open for the Taking. :laugh: :laugh:


Oh yeah and You Suck! Just Kidding  ;)
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 09:10:05 PM
Can i Get A Piece Of That ?  :thumb:
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 12, 2008, 09:29:05 PM
Quote from: spcterry on April 12, 2008, 02:05:39 PM
Hawaii and Idaho have a legal age of consent of 14.

Mississippi.........oh dear god.   As long as the female is not a virgin, the age of consent is 12 :cookoo:
also in SC afaik is 14
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: Jay_wolf on April 12, 2008, 09:47:54 PM
So My Slow minded fellows saying that 18 is the minimum and 21 in some states ,,

14 .. sick people * not any1 here of course, just the ppl who seems to think thats ok *
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: makenzie71 on April 16, 2008, 04:38:31 PM
14 is the age of consent...not the acceptable age at which a girl can say "hey old man, wanna f%$k?"  It's established to keep parents from freaking out and ruining some kid's life because he and his girlfriend had sex when they were sophomores.

Example?

Age of consent in Texas is 17.  A local, aged 18 at the time, a legal adult here, had sex with his then 16 year old girlfriend.  Her parents found out, pressed charges, had him arrested and charged with rape (though it was dropped to statutory rape in court).  He's now on the watchdog's list and has to register every time he moves.  He has to tell his employers he's a convicted sexual predator.  People don't care why you're on the list...only that you're on the list.

But the whole system is completely f%&ked up.  Though it's someone I hate...a lot...like the world's biggest douchebag...he got served a really pathetic deal by the state of Texas.  We'll call him Screwed.  Some underaged chick got knocked up by her boyfriend and freaked out...she told her parents and the cops that Screwed raped her.  Screwed gets arrested, charged with raping a minor, gets found guilty and sentenced to 15 years.  After he's convicted the Buddha Loves You comes clean but it's too late.  Of course I think he kinda deserves to still be in jail because after she's confessed publicly, to family and police, and testing can clearly show he's not the father, I'm sure he could get out...but he still sits there.
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on April 16, 2008, 06:49:12 PM
even if it were 14 here, , NO WAY IN f%$king HELL WOULD I EVEN THINK OF IT> , she would still be a child in my book, my POV is of youre not old enough to vote, youre not old enough to f%$k
Title: Re: The missus is away for the weekend...
Post by: jserio on April 16, 2008, 11:18:53 PM
i remember when i was just barely 18(maybe a month or so past my b-day), i was dating a girl who was 16. we had sex, her parents thought that they could use that as a way to get me arrested. but, lucky for me, consent age was 14. not that i woulda banged a 14yr old at age 18.  i'm glad i'm married now. geez if i went to a club nowadays to pick up a chick i'd have to ask for ID.  :laugh: