FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very, very important that these four women do not know each other ( unless they are into that sort of thing :thumb:)
You know whats really funny...
I am married to that woman :oops:
In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think :thumb:
Quote from: scottpA_GS on April 24, 2008, 09:01:50 PM
You know whats really funny...
I am married to that woman :oops:
In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think :thumb:
Werd :thumb:
Yama you must have woman issues in your life.
negatory :laugh: no women in my life. tehy cost too much :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 24, 2008, 09:15:53 PM
negatory :laugh: no women in my life. tehy cost too much :laugh: :laugh:
+1
:laugh:
Quote from: scottpA_GS on April 24, 2008, 09:01:50 PM
You know whats really funny...
I am married to that woman :oops:
In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think :thumb:
+1 me too :thumb:
Quote from: natedawg120 on April 25, 2008, 07:38:57 AM
Quote from: scottpA_GS on April 24, 2008, 09:01:50 PM
You know whats really funny...
I am married to that woman :oops:
In all honesty.. its not as impossible as you may think :thumb:
+1 me too :thumb:
Yes, however it depends on what time amd what stage you are in the list of errands she has handed you ... :laugh: ... I have learnt.
Cool.
Buddha
My wife doesn't hand me errands :dunno_white:
I found 1 Woman that Does 1-4 So I don't Have to worry with #5.Best Part is that She Won't Cost Much Since She Works Her Ass Off.I over Heard Her the Other day Saying that She Wanted a man that Wasn't Rich because She don't care About the Money. :thumb: Of course I wish she would Come Around And realize that She's Going no where with the Guy she Has. :icon_rolleyes:
Quote from: bettingpython on April 25, 2008, 09:47:45 AM
My wife doesn't hand me errands :dunno_white:
Mine does, and as usual, I ignore them and hope they get done automagically ... and after the thing festers about 3-12 weeks I start on it and start criticizing the list ... then 1-6 months later ... she gets all mad ... terrible that behavior, we should do our best to condemn it I say and I wake up the next morning in the hospital. :thumb:
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on April 24, 2008, 09:15:53 PM
negatory :laugh: no women in my life. tehy cost too much :laugh: :laugh:
so does renting them too!! :o
Quote from: bettingpython on April 25, 2008, 09:47:45 AM
My wife doesn't hand me errands :dunno_white:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
At 27 my wife works full time is one class from a double bachelors has a masters and was going to veterinary school but got tired of the crap, so she left vet school and with just 3 more classes could have a second masters. She is intellectually vastly suprerior to me. She is a clinical microbioligist and director of education for one of the largest analytical labs in the U.S. that is also our states refernce lab, she cooks she cleans she doesn't ask me to do anything. I for the life of me don't know what the hell this woman is doing with me and I am scared to death she's just going to come home one day and tell me she finally woke up and want's me gone. Therefore there is no waiting for her to hand me a list I fix breakfast I help do laundry, wash dishes clean house scrub toilets etc...she will never have to do maintenance on her motorcycle unless she wants to help do it.
She is 10 years younger than me and quite enrgetic already god help when she hits mid 30's and I am in my mid 40's ;)
She loves you because you're cute and you help without her having to ask, and you work on her motorcycle. That's enough!!!
Quote from: Teek on April 27, 2008, 07:11:50 PM
without her having to ask
Isn't that pretty much what every woman wants, a guy that does shaZam! for her without having to be asked just because he wants her to be happy??
6. It's very important that she buys you a new bike for your birthday :thumb:
my sort of gf is only 20 and i completely don't understand her. it is prolly cuz i am secretly in love with pandy who sends me dirty pictures :)
Quote from: frankieG on April 28, 2008, 06:04:00 PM
my sort of gf is only 20 and i completely don't understand her. it is prolly cuz i am secretly in love with pandy who sends me dirty pictures :)
:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
post em up frankie!!! :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: bettingpython on April 25, 2008, 03:15:05 PM
At 27 my wife works full time is one class from a double bachelors has a masters and was going to veterinary school but got tired of the crap, so she left vet school and with just 3 more classes could have a second masters. She is intellectually vastly suprerior to me. She is a clinical microbioligist and director of education for one of the largest analytical labs in the U.S. that is also our states refernce lab, she cooks she cleans she doesn't ask me to do anything. I for the life of me don't know what the hell this woman is doing with me and I am scared to death she's just going to come home one day and tell me she finally woke up and want's me gone. Therefore there is no waiting for her to hand me a list I fix breakfast I help do laundry, wash dishes clean house scrub toilets etc...she will never have to do maintenance on her motorcycle unless she wants to help do it.
She is 10 years younger than me and quite enrgetic already god help when she hits mid 30's and I am in my mid 40's ;)
Dood ... she look like a guy in that 1 pic I saw ... in fact I thought it was you ... but then again since I haven't seen you ... maybe you look like a girl ... in which case she is waaaaaaaaaay out of your league, go back to your counting of the blesses ...
Now I get beat up by women all the time. Maybe the reason is I suggest to them stuff like "maybe you need a shave ..." or "was the mirror in the ladies room broken " ... or the ever offensive ... are you "black or chineese - and she goes ... I'm mexican - dumbass ... Oh ... OK that's why they didn't deport you, they thought you were chi-neegro"
Yea good times ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Quit insulting my wife dude.
Here is what we look like. The one pic you keep reffering to was taken in the middle of December at a toy run when she had on 5 layers of clothes to stay warm. It was also before she colored her hair.
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/Copyofresized.jpg)
Oh yea this reminds me ... I used to play this black/chinnese game with this dude that used to live in the trailer across from my welders place. That fatass idiot was constantly messing with my stuff ... my bikes and my metal etc etc ... and one day he heard someone working in the shop thought it was me cos my truck was parked outside and he threw huge rocks on the metal roof ... it happened to be my welders brother who was whopping mad ... This fatass also had the habit of running up behind my truck and touching it, just cos I scream at him to not touch my stuff ... and my welders brother one time lay down in the back of my truck with a 6 foot 2X4 ... and lets just say, the wood grain was nicely imprinted in the chineegro's back ... Lets just say, there has been 2 years of peace and quiet ... and fatass has never been the same.
Yea, the buddha is all about trashing the crap out of the pesky idiots who harass him.
Cool.
Buddha.
somebody was diddling your welders brother....your welder was laying in my fatass neighbor ... wouldn't keep his hands off the misogynous sick man.
:icon_rolleyes:
Moderator abuse.
How's that ...
Quote from: bettingpython on April 29, 2008, 11:24:34 AM
Quit insulting my wife dude.
Here is what we look like. The one pic you keep reffering to was taken in the middle of December at a toy run when she had on 5 layers of clothes to stay warm. It was also before she colored her hair.
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n261/bettingpython/Copyofresized.jpg)
OK I'll look at it tonight. Yea I know you have said that before.
Cool.
Buddha.
OK that is a good pic, she looks girly and you dont :thumb:. sorry about commenting on that 1 pic ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Cool O0
WTH is a shimwife? :laugh: :laugh:
Shim is a common name (in the non GS500 valve adjustment parlance) for she + him = shim.
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: bettingpython on April 29, 2008, 01:32:45 PM
:icon_rolleyes:
Moderator abuse.
Terrible I tell ya ... just terrible ... maybe you should report it ... :laugh:
Anyway, I can delete it. or change it to a non offensive but still derogatory to me ... type.
If you recall, I wasn't name calling, I was just posting my thought seen through my eyes ... without a filter ... which often is absent I should confess. Like ... your wife is short, or my wife is fat, or what not. You were just being offensive ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Of course I was being offensive...I had been offended...
It's all good.
I have good drugs, I don't blow up as bad as I used too.
Better living through modern chemistry.
My wife blames my drugs for making me blow up more often and at lesser provocation.
I have been on this NSAID called feldene and she says I quit my job in Houston instead of hunkering down and fighting because of it ... cos I evidently do not have the common sense to abandon a sinking boat (like some smart people do) ... I try and try and try and fail anyway and get fired. This time I decisively quit. The previous time I quit a job was in 1994.
Anyway, I am off it now except on occassion. I am not blaming it ...
BTW I thought of somehting I should put in my sig line for being offensive.
Sung to the tune of "just call me angel of the morning, angel"
"Just call me Adolf of the morning, Adolf"
Cool.
Buddha.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :bowdown: :bowdown:
Quote from: spcterry on April 27, 2008, 09:01:16 PM
Quote from: Teek on April 27, 2008, 07:11:50 PM
without her having to ask
Isn't that pretty much what every woman wants, a guy that does shaZam! for her without having to be asked just because he wants her to be happy??
*I* thought that was what every GUY wants!
JHFC, I had to pull my ex's socks off halfway (only halfway so he could swing them on his feet while parked in his recliner watching tv, or he'd whine), clean the fungus from under his toes because he couldn't reach, and the sob was too lazy in 10 years of marriage to EVER put the empty tp roll in the trash can 3 feet away under the sink! Lazy sob Jewish prince, he was. :mad:
But I loved him and he's dead now. I really miss the fokker, because as much of a PITA as he was, he also had a good heart and he loved me back. :cry:
see veryone is a pain in the ass to someone. and most of teh time, inwardly they are dearly loved by someone :thumb: