So, there's this older (early 40's ish) lady that goes to the bar I hang out at quite frequently. We've talked before just being polite, well tonight we played a few games of pool and she bitched about her husband :icon_rolleyes: She picked up my tab despite my protests, so I did the only gentlemanly thing to do and walked her to her car. I see the alarm lights flash and am slightly confused by the taillights as I haven't seen them before...............at least not in the dark. It's an almost metallic baby blue Maserati GT :o I pretty much freaked out, and after wiping up my drool she promised to let me drive it sometime when it's light out :icon_twisted: I go back into my bar, grab another beer and ask a few questions to figure out where her money comes from. It comes from her dad, and now is the guessing game, with each guess I'll give a hint.
contemplating divorce or your dorky ass being a bed buddy to her?
neither, just friends.
well cool a rather wealthy friend with a NICE car. cant beat that. keep us nosy bastages updated. BTW you coming to the gap? i still owe you a drink. ( a promise i made you when you first joined this site)
I'm kinda iffy on the gap trip. Things will have to fall in place really well for it to happen. Work has been really insane lately, but it might let up enough for me to sneak away. The only other problem is I need to order a gasket for my vertical cylinder exhaust valve cover, I've got a pin-hole leak :icon_confused:
well hell drive up then, and im sure you can ride my gs or something. as long as you dont wreck it
1 If she wasn't married to someone you know....Would you do her?
2 does she live down the street or next door?
3 Is the husband your town chief of police or mayor?
4 do you want random questions?
1. I don't know her husband personally and I'm debating it in my head.
2. About 5 miles away.
3. No, he's a failing investment banker.
4. Yeah, why not.
On the road: I was riding down the road the other day and this dude on a Gixxer flew past. I said 'f%$k it' and dropped into 4th and caught up. We cruised along for a while and eventually there was a red light up ahead that's notorious for taking all damn day to change and is right after a corner, someones gonna get killed there someday. He freaked out, grabbed a handful of front then let it go when he started to lock up and ended up having to split between two cars and run the red light. When I caught up with him he asked me how the hell I stopped for that light. I just shrugged and said it was probably because I actually knew how to ride, and gave him a lecture on these awesome things called 'downshifting' and 'engine braking' :icon_rolleyes:
:laugh: Nice
Having twice as many brake pads might have helped a little, too.
Quote from: spcterry on June 01, 2008, 09:25:59 AM
I just shrugged and said it was probably because I actually knew how to ride, and gave him a lecture on these awesome things called 'downshifting' and 'engine braking' :icon_rolleyes:
Now, where can I buy one of these elusive "engine brakes" that I here so much about? :laugh:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Detroit-Diesel-Inline-6-71-Jake-Brake_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ50466QQihZ003QQitemZ130227002961
Ohhhh..... For a MOTORCYCLE? You should have said so!
Just buy a 90 degree twin. TLR RC51 SV1k Aprilia Tuono, etc ought to do it. :thumb:
Or any Duc that hasn't been pussified with that f%$king Adler bullshit slipper clutch :icon_confused:
dude,
got life insurance ?
she prolly had beer goggles :laugh:
terry knows to ignore me :2guns: :thumb: :laugh:
but its kinda hard to ignore a liberal canadian :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh:
i;m american too thankyouverymuch
i know, but see, all i have to do is call you a name and you come out of the woodwork :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: btw any idea when youll get your health straightened out where youll be able to ride out or somewhat/somwhow, i still owe you a drink as well :cheers:
soon i hope
lookin fwd to it ( to some political jousting in person too :icon_twisted: )
Quote from: spcterry on May 30, 2008, 11:25:02 PM
It comes from her dad, and now is the guessing game, with each guess I'll give a hint.
We never really got to guessing, so I'm dying to know, what's the answer.