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Title: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: frankieG on September 01, 2008, 08:58:55 AM
i f%$king hate that bow flex commercial and that pig face f%$k ass duck on there.  "i gave my fat clothes to my fat friends"  a dink like that has not friends.  "my wife gives me that little wink now and again"  no she is shaking her head and rubbing her eyes trying to figure out why she married a pig nose nancy boy bait dink like him.   he is skinny fat and it is pathetic that he thinks he is all that and a bag of chips now.  with any luck he is constantly getting the shaZam! kicked out of him by ever guy that recognizes him and dissed by all the women.   i hate that f%$king guy, that f%$king commercial and the fact he thinks he is sooooo hot now.   god damn it i want to beat the shaZam! out of him
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: pkhoff on September 01, 2008, 02:02:59 PM
+1!!  lol
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: scottpA_GS on September 01, 2008, 04:11:43 PM

  :laugh:

I didn't like that commercial either... when I saw your Title I busted out laughing  :laugh:

:thumb:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: DoD#i on September 01, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
Blow up your TV. Cancel the cable.

Use the money you don't spend on cable for gas, and go ride more.
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: GeeP on September 01, 2008, 06:40:18 PM
Quote from: DoD#i on September 01, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
Blow up your TV. Cancel the cable.

Use the money you don't spend on cable for gas, and go ride more.

Amen!
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: spc on September 01, 2008, 07:35:13 PM
Quote from: GeeP on September 01, 2008, 06:40:18 PM
Quote from: DoD#i on September 01, 2008, 04:39:50 PM
Blow up your TV. Cancel the cable.

Use the money you don't spend on cable for gas, and go ride more.

Amen!

Can I get a hallelujah my brothers?!?!?!?
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: jserio on September 01, 2008, 07:53:51 PM
i thought about buying a bowflex at one time.  :dunno_white:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: Gisser on September 02, 2008, 01:47:31 AM
I sampled a bowflex once in the sporting goods dept.  I noticed it had some slop "wind-up" before the resistence kicked in. :flipoff:

Probably, most guys could better spend their energy by mowing the lawn, washing the truck, cleaning the garage, renovating, and putting away the knife and fork at a decent hour.  I think most women would find those activities to produce a far more attractive man than one who indulges in a narcisism machine.  Or a gym rat, for that matter.  But then what do I know?  Excluding myself, I've yet to see a guy who looks sexy in any way or form. ;) :laugh:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: Chokstick on September 02, 2008, 02:32:54 AM
Got to love it when commercials make someone just lose it!!!  I personally dislike 90% of the commercials I see.  Some of them are funny, most are stupid.

Never used a bowflex...do go to the gym, but its as much an occupational thing as how the mirrors there seem to make me look better.  I swear its the same principle as changing room mirrors at store for girls!  The only thing that I've found that makes me look more attractive is whiskey!!  :cheers:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: shiznizbiz on September 02, 2008, 02:50:54 AM
I realised there was somethign wrong with the bow flew when i could straight arm chest fly 200lbs.  Im not that strong...I dont think. :dunno_white:
I hate all those fake ass fitness commercials. 
Real man fitness 101, mow the lawn, build something, take the trash out, f%$k your woman 3 times daily, go for a run, play with some kids, kick some ass and maybe hit the gym for a little bit every once and a while. Theres more important thigns out there.  Like....life..
I am gettign a membership though...lmao,...yes i am a hippocrit.(spelling) :thumb:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: frankieG on September 02, 2008, 11:01:13 AM
gotta love youtube....brian alvarez is this pricks name...enoy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On4ia36yYQ0
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: PuddleJumper on September 02, 2008, 11:08:30 AM
I'd like to see good ole Brian do a 20 minute work out with a 25 lb kettlebell.  :icon_mrgreen:

BeSafe
PJ
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: seamax on September 04, 2008, 01:08:07 PM
Quote from: shiznizbiz on September 02, 2008, 02:50:54 AM
f%$k your woman 3 times daily
:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: ohgood on September 04, 2008, 08:30:46 PM
what's a bow flex ?

and this cable thing you speak of-  does it deliver beer ?

Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 05, 2008, 12:19:17 AM
'Nuff said (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZ_zfkNcxRQ)
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: Domindart on September 07, 2008, 04:05:42 PM
lol ooh man.
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 08, 2008, 12:05:13 AM
 f%$king nancy boy (http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/64-gerbil_in_a_microwave) :thumb: :laugh:
Title: Re: i gave all my fat clothes to my fat friends
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on September 08, 2008, 12:09:09 AM
http://www.joecartoon.com/cartoons/144-gerbil_in_a_kung_fu_grip  :thumb: