OK lets say I am a regular Joe ( or just to not be too gender specific) a regular Sarah ...and ... I am new to gstwin.
Then I talk to John - the owner of this site ... who says ... gee you're such a average regular sarah or joe and why dont you be ... just for argument sake ... Vice owner of this site.
OK so now I have the power to approve users, and ban them, and to delete and edit other people's posts as well as allow commercial posts from some people and not others depending on various factors with minimal oversight ... mostly from John. But when John is awol or what not ... I have free reign ...
So how long before I make good friends with people selling sheite and enemies with people who disagree with me ...
I'll take a crack at it ... under 1 week ... but maximim 3 months ... if I am really really really stupid ... yea 3 months.
I'll be an insider in uder 3 months ... wow ... Regular average Sarah (or Joe) to insider Sarah (or Joe) in under 3 months ... and John said atleast 4 years for me, maybe 8 as vice owner.
So 3 months max of outsider, then 3 or 7 years and 9 months of what I say ... with minimal reigning in by John and only John.
Amazing isn't it. Gstwin is all mine ... mine all mine ...
Cool.
Buddha.
uhhhhhhhh OK :dunno_white: :thumb:
Hey cafeboy - I want you to build a bridge on the GS500 from the left frame rail to the right frame rail ... One already exists ... dont care need another one ... from where to where ... dont care ... just build it, here is the 300 million you need for it ... make it happen.
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: The Buddha on October 03, 2008, 07:34:10 AM
Hey cafeboy - I want you to build a bridge on the GS500 from the left frame rail to the right frame rail ... One already exists ... dont care need another one ... from where to where ... dont care ... just build it, here is the 300 million you need for it ... make it happen.
Cool.
Buddha.
:thumb:
Done!!!!!!!!!!
Where's my cash?
:laugh:
You have to wait till the site is under my control and then I'll tax the rest of the people and send you the $$$ ...
In the mean time I want to send oil from the motor to the tail light, 500 million is allocated for that, but you just do a study and tell me ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: The Buddha on October 03, 2008, 08:44:48 AM
You have to wait till the site is under my control and then I'll tax the rest of the people and send you the $$$ ...
In the mean time I want to send oil from the motor to the tail light, 500 million is allocated for that, but you just do a study and tell me ...
Cool.
Buddha.
:thumb:
I'll work on it.
Your post was insufficiently crammed with faux-Gunderson colloquialisms.
Oh yea ...
R'gal for president ...
R'gal for president ...
R'GAL FOR PRESIDENT ...
Cool.
Buddha.
I'm an athiest.
Oh ... then you automagically lose 35% of the vote as long as your opponent (It can even be a mass murderer) can say Jesus ...
The only thing is, all 35% of that will be in about 6-8 states and add up to 1/6th or less of electoral college in those you would get 0% of votes ... you basically take CA even by the tiniest of margins - you've all but wiped out that margin and then some.
So we say ... R'gal for president.
Cool.
Buddha.
so this is kinda like begging for op's in a irc channel ?
lame.
or maybe i missed something and all that rambling means something else ?
someone should really start a ss-dictionary to compliment the urban dictionary ;)
Ok Buddha..... What we need to do is tap in at the oil cooler and run a line thru the frame and in to the light and back again. Then we monitor the line and only let just enof oil to flow back to the motor. So then we tell every one "Hey if you want more oil then you will have to pay more $$$$$ for it or your motor will stop working" and if they don't like it then we call an oil shortage. and jack up the price anyway. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :icon_twisted:
Win, win.............. Well for us that is. :thumb:
Very good cafeboy - you're showing initiative, want a country you can beat up on, atleast till they start an insurgency and kick the crap out of us ...
Anyway that oil line idea will be worth 600 million as soon as I stuff the childrens health insurance bill with unrelated pork ... I mean, stuff the new tires and brakes bill with gold plating the frame.
And Ohgood ... I just realised I am very strongly motivated politically ...
I just figured out, I hate corrupt and stupid politicians, waaaaay more than just corrupt politicians.
BTW anyone know if Tina Fey can be declared a national treasure ... I want to make a crown or tiara for her with my bare hands using GS500 wheels and rotors etc ...
Honestly ... I think the significant upside if Palin does become president will be that we'll see Tina Fey over and over and over on TV doing this thing ... cannot wait.
Yes dont even ask, I will throw the country under the bus for some good laughs ... cos guess what ... either way its not going to get much better because of who is in the white house. It will get better when americans collectively pull their heads out of their asses.
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: The Buddha on October 03, 2008, 07:07:32 PM
Very good cafeboy - you're showing initiative, want a country you can beat up on, atleast till they start an insurgency and kick the crap out of us ...
:o :nono: :bs: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: We got that covered :thumb:
Quote from: cafeboy on October 03, 2008, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on October 03, 2008, 07:07:32 PM
Very good cafeboy - you're showing initiative, want a country you can beat up on, atleast till they start an insurgency and kick the crap out of us ...
:o :nono: :bs: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: We got that covered :thumb:
Then TG and frankie will oppose it. and make polls about why they think it is wrong :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff:
Btw buddha, did i ever say, " whatever you are smoking, i want some of it"
hey how did i get into this? who is TG? terry?
Quote from: frankieG on October 04, 2008, 01:42:21 AM
hey how did i get into this? who is TG? terry?
RG ( roadstergal) , hey roadstergal, regarding you being an athiest, , well hey, no ones perfect :flipoff: :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh:
I'm not an atheist, I'm agnostic.
gosh darn it budd, i can call you budd can't i? that's a heck-of-a thing to say fer sure.
Quote from: cafeboy on October 03, 2008, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on October 03, 2008, 07:07:32 PM
Very good cafeboy - you're showing initiative, want a country you can beat up on, atleast till they start an insurgency and kick the crap out of us ...
:o :nono: :bs: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: We got that covered :thumb:
Naaaaa ... a whole new one ... lets pick one for you ... just for you ... where right now there is seriously tropical diseases, very intricate geography, complete lack of trust in the US, and really no gain even if we do anything ... I suggest ... indonesia, or how about mongolia ... no ... how about ... myannmar ... We can overthrow the current rulers, and let the entore military go home ... then the military and the residents will reunite and quietly start an insurgency ... then we opt for a troop surge ... and claim it works ... of course the locals have just gotten quite because of the monsoon ... after we get up to our eyeballs in mud ... they will set their hungry rats on us ... then mosquitoes, then opium, then they will land mine us.
Alternate scenario is we win, and we take all their mud ... yea ... no mud for you :thumb:
How is that for win win ... like our bailout package.
Cool.
Buddha.
:dunno_white:
:thumb:
Quote from: The Buddha on October 04, 2008, 09:13:11 PM
Quote from: cafeboy on October 03, 2008, 07:36:35 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on October 03, 2008, 07:07:32 PM
Very good cafeboy - you're showing initiative, want a country you can beat up on, atleast till they start an insurgency and kick the crap out of us ...
:o :nono: :bs: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: :2guns: We got that covered :thumb:
Naaaaa ... a whole new one ... lets pick one for you ... just for you ... where right now there is seriously tropical diseases, very intricate geography, complete lack of trust in the US, and really no gain even if we do anything ... I suggest ... indonesia, or how about mongolia ... no ... how about ... myannmar ... We can overthrow the current rulers, and let the entore military go home ... then the military and the residents will reunite and quietly start an insurgency ... then we opt for a troop surge ... and claim it works ... of course the locals have just gotten quite because of the monsoon ... after we get up to our eyeballs in mud ... they will set their hungry rats on us ... then mosquitoes, then opium, then they will land mine us.
Alternate scenario is we win, and we take all their mud ... yea ... no mud for you :thumb:
How is that for win win ... like our bailout package.
Cool.
Buddha.
While the liberals protest about "were only there for the mud" :flipoff: :flipoff: :laugh: :laugh:
CABBAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!