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Title: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: 97gs500e on December 22, 2008, 09:18:38 AM

Step one: Get the "No Postage Necessary" envelope out of the junk mail.

Step two: Put a brick (or anything) in a box.

Step three: Tape the "No Postage Necessary" envelope neatly to the box


Step four: Put it into those blue mail boxes, the parcel dump at the post office, or in your mail box.

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Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: The Buddha on December 22, 2008, 09:43:33 AM
That is brilliant. You pull the return SASE envelope and send it. Yea, great way to rail road some company. If they get 1000 of these they could well go belly up. I think I'll do some real estate seminar companies. In fact proactively go on line and get them to junk mail you, then reply with crap like this.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: natedawg120 on December 22, 2008, 11:41:20 AM
that is awesome, chase annoys me - i think i will respond with one brick  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: frankieG on December 22, 2008, 05:01:10 PM
now i know what to do with all my old college books!!
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 22, 2008, 08:46:44 PM
Quote from: natedawg120 on December 22, 2008, 11:41:20 AM
that is awesome, chase annoys me - i think i will respond with one brick  :laugh: :laugh:
collect about 15 of those. remove their contents. put contents from env 1 into env 2, and 2 into three and so on and so forth. htat way chase gets bankruptcy spam, a health insurance gets spam about viagra etc etc etc, and someone gets a fundraiser solicitation from obama or mccain 2 months too late
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: shiznizbiz on December 22, 2008, 09:58:01 PM
hmmm....maybe anthrax
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 22, 2008, 10:38:59 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com/Gag-prank-DINOSAUR-DILDO-joke-envelope_W0QQitemZ150118737144QQcmdZViewItemQQptZWedding_Party_Supplies?_trksid=p3286.m20.l1116   insert one of these or a variant thereof into one envelope
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: Cal Price on December 23, 2008, 12:43:01 PM
I did something very similar with "Readers Digest" about 30 years ago, I saved up loads of their own junk mail and sent it back in one parcel in the manner described. I have not heard from them since so it's a result.
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: annguyen1981 on December 23, 2008, 05:57:07 PM
FACT 1:
You can only put 1lb in those mailboxes, so bring it to your post office directly.

FACT 2:
Better way is to get those envelopes from the junk mail out.
Cut up all the other stuff inside (especially CC applications.)
*make sure your information is still intact so they know WHO sent it
Insert said cut up mail into above state envelope.
wait until you've got a bunch going to the same addres.
dump into mailbox.

:D
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: GeeP on December 23, 2008, 06:22:35 PM
One brick per piece of junk mail.

I think that's fair... :)
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: annguyen1981 on December 23, 2008, 08:49:46 PM
I've re-thought this....


I'm gonna do it (and take pictures).  I've got about 200 bricks just sitting under my back steps outside.  :D
Title: Re: Get back at those junk mailers
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on December 24, 2008, 03:51:10 AM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on December 23, 2008, 08:49:46 PM
I've re-thought this....


I'm gonna do it (and take pictures).  I've got about 200 bricks just sitting under my back steps outside.  :D
a pound of small bb's works well too. cause when epople open those thigns they dont do it gingerly. and a mess results :D