A 6 year old & a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. 'You know what?' says the 6 year old. 'I think it's about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval. The 6 year old continues, 'When we go downstairs for breakfast,I'm gonna say something with hell & you say something with ass.' The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen & asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, 'Aw, hell, Mom, guess I'll have some Cheerios.'
WHACK!! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, & runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room & shouts, 'You can stay there until I let you out!'
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old & asks with a stern voice, 'And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?' 'I don't know', he blubbers, 'but you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!'
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That was great!
i know, right? LOL. I almost pissed myself. lol.
on a similar not, i was helpin a friend babysit. their three boys 4 3 and 2. anyway i had the 3 yearold, asleep beside me, ( sound asleep) and i let out the mother of all SBD's ( silent but deadly farts) now im thinkin hehe time to be mean, i wait a few minutes until i cant stand it no more, hell my eyes are tearing up. so i get up gently, and step aside, and awaken him , he wakes, looks around smelling the green cloud, and first thing he says, is aww who shaZam! now? we all kept a straight face until we got into the other room and laughed like weve never laughed before
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I remember working at EPCOT one day and a three year old walked up to me and said "f^%k you!" My manager was standing beside me and I'm like. Did I just hear that right! AND the thug ghetto father gave him a high five. I looked at him and said " is that really how you want to raise your kids" In a long stream of profanity he said yup gotta raise 'em up thug life 'cause it's hard on the streets! Just imagine what the kid will be like at 7 or 8!
Mary S.
ive had that happen, and reply wiht a deadpan expression , "Right back atcha"
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on December 24, 2008, 01:17:59 AM
I remember working at EPCOT one day and a three year old walked up to me and said "f^%k you!" My manager was standing beside me and I'm like. Did I just hear that right! AND the thug ghetto father gave him a high five. I looked at him and said " is that really how you want to raise your kids" In a long stream of profanity he said yup gotta raise 'em up thug life 'cause it's hard on the streets! Just imagine what the kid will be like at 7 or 8!
Mary S.
as terrible as it sounds, it's a good thing. he's been prepped since birth that his niche is 'the streets' so he'll transition from the possibilities of being a bright star in history to just another pos not worth the effort to change. his fault ? nope, that one was totally ruined by his father. :(
not trying to sound racist/bigotted, but was this child black?, i see this more there than in others, i see this in many locales, but more so in the afro american group. idk, i wish i could take up a field of work studying people and tehir actions. that would be a kick ass job
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on December 24, 2008, 01:17:59 AM
I remember working at EPCOT one day and a three year old walked up to me and said "f^%k you!" My manager was standing beside me and I'm like. Did I just hear that right! AND the thug ghetto father gave him a high five. I looked at him and said " is that really how you want to raise your kids" In a long stream of profanity he said yup gotta raise 'em up thug life 'cause it's hard on the streets! Just imagine what the kid will be like at 7 or 8!
Mary S.
This is what happens at 15, they wind up DRT because they decide robbery and hood rat crap is cool.
http://www.newson6.com/Global/story.asp?s=9569731
The perp that was found dead was 15yrs old.
They arrested 3 more teenagers for armed robbery at an apartment complex last night.
Actually,
He was a white Eminem wannabe! You know the type who wanted a tatoo asked for a 13 but got a 31 yeah one of those guys. The mother also, had dreds and looked stoned. I really felt for those kids!
I don't totally agree that purely environment makes people what they are. If that was the case I would be barefoot, pregnant, and in jail. I was dumped by my parents at three days old on my aunt and uncle all of their kids were drug addicts and thieves. My weekends consisted of driving either to the county jail or prison to visit one of them. When my parents took me from Arkansas at 12 and constantly beat the krap out of me until I was sixteen (their favorite punisment was sleep deprivation!). At that point I ran away worked two jobs graduated from high school (first one in my entire family) and went to college. Haven't finished due to heart failure and a defaulted loan but I will finish even if it kills me! My saving grace was teachers that actually gave a krap if I lived or died 'cause no one else did!
Mary
And youre still kickin, so you will accomplish whatever you set out to do :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: