Conifers stay of Crispness,
MacTruloff sentimie
A parsnip Anna Pantry.
Honor Sick an' Davey Criss-Cross,
MacTruloff said to me,
Tutor Killduffs
Anna Pottage inner
Pair threes.
Under Thursday of Crystal Ball
MacTruloff Sanity
Free Friends' Wens,
Tuber-Kalosis,
Anger cartridge
Widow pastry.
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