http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090317/ap_on_re_us/chimpanzee_attack_lawsuit
Dam!!! I"ll be a monkeys uncle! :icon_mrgreen:
Hmm...sucks that it happened in a place with strict gun control. That happens anywhere south of VA, and the police wouldn't have been called at all. :2guns:
Plus, those cops up there must shoot some tiny bullets...shot it a few times, then it crawled back inside to die? Damn.
wow, put her head down to chimp and got injured. if you put your head down on a railroad track, and a Southern Pacific came along n' squashed your gourd, you going to sue the railroad?
oh, i forgot, this is the same country that the woman sued Mcdonalds because she spilled hot coffee in her lap.
nevermind.
Quote from: grayghost on March 18, 2009, 01:35:04 PM
wow, put her head down to chimp and got injured. if you put your head down on a railroad track, and a Southern Pacific came along n' squashed your gourd, you going to sue the railroad?
oh, i forgot, this is the same country that the woman sued Mcdonalds because she spilled hot coffee in her lap.
nevermind.
I was abotu to say. also the same country that has to put a warning on a lawnmower to NOT PUT YOUR HADNS INTO SPINNING BLADES , death or serious injury may result :cookoo:
(http://i.walmart.com/i/p/00/09/36/24/62/0009362462632_500X500.jpg)
You know whats funnier than a temperamental chimp on xanex that eats you neighbor, a sleep driving chimp on ambien that just runs them over. Some people are retarded and no one should have chimp as a pet, because like wookies when you piss them off they just rip you to pieces.
stupid monkey
oh well. shaZam! happens. didnt the chimp rip her hands off?
Happened a few weeks ago:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/02/18/political-cartoon-featuring-chimp-sparks-protests/ (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/02/18/political-cartoon-featuring-chimp-sparks-protests/)
Blah. The man's tryin' to keep me down even in cartoons! I'd better fight back!