When asking for advice or tips on how to fix something. Dont have your mind made up already that its not a certain thing. No matter how good you think you are you may have missed something and thats why your having your problem. If you were and expert you wouldnt be asking for advice and/or tips on how to fix the problem. :thumb: Disclaimer: This is not directed at anyone person this goes for everyone even myself.
Thanks, Now we know :thumb:
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Good advice. Is this a post your tip of the day thread? I think it should be. So if it is here's my tip of the week:
Make sure you pay attention to your GF when shes talking to you.
that is a good idea. My tip for the week would be
get the credit card statement out of the mailbox before your wife sees it
Always warm the pot before you put the coffee/tea in.
Never run backwards through a cornfield with no pants on. :o
Don't try to run from the cop's cuz I'll be PI$$ed when i come to scrape you off the pavement :thumb:
The sheep are easier to "handle" when they are sleeping at night.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on April 12, 2009, 02:14:33 PM
The sheep are easier to "handle" when they are sleeping at night.
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Man with hole in pocket, feel cocky all day.
Never look at your pee pee while ejaculating... might get some in your eye.
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men don't watch porn, they research sexual positions.
Don't research sexual positions while eating cheetos.
wow this took a wrong turn REAL quick :nono: :icon_lol:
Quote from: Canonball on April 13, 2009, 08:37:32 AM
wow this took a wrong turn REAL quick :nono: :icon_lol:
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Quotewow this took a wrong turn REAL quick
Ok, If you want to get back on track, then here is a good motorcycle maintenance tip;
Don't over torque your nuts. Actually, its good advice anytime.
Don't overtorque your partner's nuts. If one snaps off, he'll be really pissed.
Quote from: Roadstergal on April 13, 2009, 11:02:16 AM
Don't overtorque your partner's nuts. If one snaps off, he'll be really pissed.
lmfao..."go easy on that thar nut baby, your puttin too much behind it..wait...NOOO!!!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?! ahahahahaha. If you can't laugh at that, you shouldn't even be here...
Quote from: Canonball on April 13, 2009, 08:37:32 AM
wow this took a wrong turn REAL quick :nono: :icon_lol:
wadaya expect? :D
Contrary to popular belief, plastic nuts are available for "replacement" applications, should an OEM nut fail to operate as designed. >:(
Got the part number? An's been having that problem.
QuoteGot the part number? An's been having that problem.
An's nuts didn't fail to operate as designed, he just tried to apply them to a model that takes a different type of nut. He did the right thing when he found out his nuts didn't fit, he stopped trying to force it on thereby avoiding stripping the thread. I'm sure he'll find the right application of his nuts eventually and he will happily torque them to tolorance. ;)
Works been complete and total HELL without having her there. I never really knew HOW much I hate work until she left... At least she was able to make me smile and laugh when we worked together...
Now?
I get closer and closer to going postal each day.
Oh yeah... I forgot the tip of the day.....
Don't listen to a word Wlad posts... useless crap. (http://www.r6-forum.com/forums/images/smilies/moon.gif)
Sorry An, but that man has more information to pass on than your worthless woe is me posts that you can't talk to a girl you have feelings for.
-1 for AN
Quote from: annguyen1981 on April 15, 2009, 08:05:54 PM
I get closer and closer to going postal each day.
Lemme know if you need opinions on a weapon to use. According to DHS, I'm a 'threat' along with the American Legion, my Governor, and one of my Senators, so what harm could assisting your meltdown do?
That sh!t actually freaked me out. I had to make a few calls about that and got the bottom line that DHS's actually are hugely separate of the rest of the 3 letters.
Seriously, they labelled a group of Veterans as 'Terrorists'?!?!?!?????
Tip of the Day: DHS is officially know as the Department of Huge Shitheads instead of Homeland Security. 250m for office furniture in DC, so they cut Coast Guard operations at our ports. Gee, I feel safer knowing more Geithner wannabee crooks are comfy behind their desks.
much more waste than that spc lol. and it wont stop either
Quote from: utgunslinger13 on April 15, 2009, 08:39:01 PM
Sorry An, but that man has more information to pass on than your worthless woe is me posts that you can't talk to a girl you have feelings for.
-1 for AN
lol +1 for gunslinger
and back on topic.......don't attempt to change oil while not having handlebars, it becomes a game of twister trying to hold clutch lever in with two hands and pushing start button with one foot....and then hoping you don't have to give it a little choke
Don't pee in the wind >:(
Lumpy farts aren't natural.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on April 18, 2009, 07:50:44 PM
Lumpy farts aren't natural.
I think those are called sharts... :oops:
When someone hands you a knife and says 'Be careful, it's sharp' and 2 seconds later you slice a finger wide open, don't get all pissy when they're laughing like crazy.
Here's a whole link for us guys...
click here (http://www.sexhax.com/peeing.html)
And there it is.
An has just Rule 34'd himself.
Tips for today:
1 - Learn to laugh at yourself.
2 - Keep a list of known allergies, regular medications, and emergency contacts on your person, especially when you're riding.
Local paramedics insist that they look for these: http://www.safety-identification-products.com/bicycle-helmet-stickers.html (http://www.safety-identification-products.com/bicycle-helmet-stickers.html)
I've been trying to find one that doesn't encourage civilians to take off the helmet, or would suggest a different place to look for info.
Help would be appreciated.
I saw someone learn the hard to keep your thumbs clear of the slide. My tip: don't sneeze while shooting, you end up shooting other peoples targets.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on April 19, 2009, 07:06:19 AM
Here's a whole link for us guys...
:nono:
That's (one of the reasons) why one day I will install a urinal...one of those fancy ones that start about four feet high and go all the way into the floor.
Quote from: wladziu on April 19, 2009, 11:05:24 AM
And there it is.
An has just Rule 34'd himself.
And what the f is rule 34?
Tips for today:
1 - Learn to laugh at yourself.
2 - Keep a list of known allergies, regular medications, and emergency contacts on your person, especially when you're riding.
Local paramedics insist that they look for these: http://www.safety-identification-products.com/bicycle-helmet-stickers.html (http://www.safety-identification-products.com/bicycle-helmet-stickers.html)
I've been trying to find one that doesn't encourage civilians to take off the helmet, or would suggest a different place to look for info.
Help would be appreciated.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on April 19, 2009, 04:36:15 PM
And what the f is rule 34?
From the Urban Dictionary "Generally accepted internet rule that states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject."
I assume that's what he's getting at...