saw a "french's mustard" yellow pontiac Aztec today at the grocery store- whoa daddy, now that's an ugly car.
that's my contribution, now let's hear yours (i feel an amc pacer/gremlin coming on.......)
No ... compared to that aztec, the gremlins are down right cute. Its in a class by itself ... its almost Valkyrie Rune ugly.
Cool.
Buddha.
+1 Those are some UGLY ass cars 8)
dude, i saw a guy on pinks with a souped up gremlin! bad-ass car! i'd drive it! :icon_twisted:
back on topic, yes, the aztec is fugly.
All you can bite me.............I like the Aztek.
My first car was a 1983 AMC Eagle.
It looked like a Pinto on HGH.
(http://www.gatewayclassiccars.com/images/carpics/STL/3739/3739.jpg)
H2/H3 and all other the poser variants. there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.
"HUMMER: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS"
Quote from: s0crates82 on May 22, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
H2/H3 and all other the poser variants. there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.
"HUMMER: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS"
+1
chevy and gmc trucks have gotten uglier IMO over the past couple years. they never shoulda scrapped the s-10/sonoma. man, those were great lil trucks.
Quote from: s0crates82 on May 22, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
H2/H3 and all other the poser variants. there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.
"HUMMER: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS"
+10000000000000
If you want something that's actually capable off road, get an old Land Rover
Quote from: cafeboy on May 22, 2009, 01:09:59 PM
All you can bite me.............I like the Aztek.
You might want to get that eyeglass prescription looked at...looks like you're overdue... :cookoo:
Anyway, the MUSTANG II sucked, the Merkur XR4Ti which I kinda liked yet hated at the same time, the Lincoln MK VII, and pretty much any car with a vinyl roof that isn't a convertible...
The fact that these are all Ford products is just a coincidence...owned plenty of decent Fords over the years.
Don't need to, thanks.
I just like being different from the pack. (ie) not a sheep
Oh and I also had a 1977 Mustang Cobra II and it was freaking awesome. :tongue2:
(http://www.tonysmustangii.com/bilder/Ford_Mustang_Cobra_II.jpg)
Yea honda passport may be up there as well ...
No that whatever jeep wanna be whatever its called ... and I hate the damn insight as well.
Cool.
Buddha.
Most of them.
Quote from: XealotX on May 22, 2009, 03:31:57 PM
...any car with a vinyl roof that isn't a convertible...
AMEN!
the subie brat imho but it was of japanese origin. loved its functionality but hated its looks. maybe the scion xb or the hyundai tiburon. functional looks but weird looking
Aztek is my personal "ugliest car ever". WTF styling at its best.
I think Gremlins and Pacers are kinda odd, but not particularly ugly. I'd love to have one of the V8 Gremlins to race around in.
Renault Le Car (known as an R5 or something like that over the pond) was pretty nasty.
And the 2009 Acura TL...what's up with that grill? Looks like a robot with a serial-killer's smile. The ass end doesn't look much better.
+1 for the Aztec and it's cousin, Rendezvous...
but I also hate these ridiculous looking things...
(http://www.desktopcar.net/wallpaper/15958-2/Scion_03.jpg)
louie you're on to something with that one! i always thought that some degree of aerodynamics was sort of a desirable thing in designing a vehicle, guess i was wrong- talk about a shoebox with wheels. i bet it slices thru the air like a acme brick.
That Scion looks like it's huge in that pic. Sadly that's in actual size....
Yeah, my tacoma has better aerodynamics than that thing does. Okay, maybe just slightly.
Quote from: cafeboy on May 22, 2009, 07:19:40 PM
I just like being different from the pack. (ie) not a sheep
Oh and I also had a 1977 Mustang Cobra II and it was freaking awesome. :tongue2:
I had the (mis)fortune of renting an Aztec for a month while working in Colorado. Its transmission would have felt at home in a John Deere riding lawnmower and its plasticy interior would have looked great as a rubbermaid trash can.
Even a sheep can identify a turd when it sees one. Only way GM ever moved one off the lot was by discounting the dog squeeze out of it. I guess I'd like them too if the dealership practically paid me to drive one...actually, no, they would still suck...
Oooh, a '77 Mustang Cobra II...bet it had the 302 V8 option with (sniff) 130hp. That baby would do 0-60 in the same calendar year...barely. Then again, I have always wanted a '77 Trans Am with the huge fire chicken on the hood. Those weren't all that fast either but I'd give my left nut for one.
Back in the day I owned a '69 Mustang Mach I. Give my right nut to have that one back. Not to worry folks, I'm so manly that I'd grow both nuts back within a week. :thumb:
Ugly, have you people seen what Maserati put out in the 80's??? Those were basically bricks with overstuffed leather seats and whiny engines. I'd still kill a random person for one though.
Quote from: XealotX on May 23, 2009, 04:38:05 PM
Not to worry folks, I'm so manly that I'd grow both nuts back within a week. :thumb:
Not driving that aztec you wont ...
Cool.
buddha.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XR6WJ7e4M&feature=related hehe this makes me feel old. i remember this commercial
302 what.................................try 460 there buddy.
Not stock and had to use a shoe horn but it fits. :thumb:
Quote from: cafeboy on May 23, 2009, 10:16:26 PM
302 what.................................try 460 there buddy.
Not stock and had to use a shoe horn but it fits. :thumb:
lmao fo sho. i had a 351c stuffed into an 88 ranger pickup. for some odd reason was hard as hell to keep tires on it, idk why tho. my favorite of all time was my 90 ranger 4x4 again wiht a 351c in it. and hte cooling fitted to the rear end. the 44 swampers on it. not bad on mileage either. about 16 if i was conservative south of 5 in the mud
Yep
I put a 351 in a pinto ones.
Ran great but very scary.
Quote from: cafeboy on May 22, 2009, 07:19:40 PM
Don't need to, thanks.
I just like being different from the pack. (ie) not a sheep
Oh and I also had a 1977 Mustang Cobra II and it was freaking awesome. :tongue2:
(http://www.tonysmustangii.com/bilder/Ford_Mustang_Cobra_II.jpg)
Win. Love the porno red interior too.
Here ya go very very ugly but me and my little boy want one bad. :tongue2:
(http://www.globalmotors.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/kia-soul-3.jpg)
yiiiiiikes :nono: :nono:
Quote from: LOUiE on May 27, 2009, 09:29:12 PM
yiiiiiikes :nono: :nono:
Yeah I know but hey I like it. :dunno_white:
and ill be damned its not american lol
Quote from: spc on May 22, 2009, 02:54:30 PM
Quote from: s0crates82 on May 22, 2009, 01:20:46 PM
H2/H3 and all other the poser variants. there's no clearer way to show the world that you've got pee pee envy, whether you're male or female, than with a rebadged, squared-off, ugly-as-sin tahoe.
"HUMMER: NOW EVERYONE KNOWS"
+10000000000000
If you want something that's actually capable off road, get an old Land Rover
:D Have you seen Cars?? Reminds me of Sarge, best movie ever!
Ugliest car, non-US build... (but good concept) http://www.ecogeek.org/images/stories/electric_smart_car.jpg
I saw a hauler of these "cars" and there was like 20, whereas it might normally carry, what, 7 or 8 cars?
(http://hembaba.com/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/toyota-prius-india.jpg)
However, the Scion xB's are uber nice to drive, soooo much visibility. I drove one pretty much non-stop from maryland to New hampshire, very comfy too. Though they feel top heavy when cornering hard.
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on May 28, 2009, 02:33:54 AM
and ill be damned its not american lol
What is any more :dunno_white:
I LOVE the toaster! (Scion B).
Aztec is hands down the ugliest factory.
Down here the trend is for the brothers to buy old police cars at auction, paint them some violent color, and put them on 22"+ wheels. Nothing uglier than a big bird yellow or prince purple '98 crown vic with wheels bigger than a 4wd pickup and rockstar tinted windows, burning more oil than the Shia because the seals are shot, but damn, its got a $8,000 radio system and a PS3 in it.
Examples writ large:
(http://www.boingboing.net/images/_1059_846540901_7cb1e54512.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/221/522696303_896666c729.jpg)
Yep and check out the camber on the lower one :icon_exclaim: Can you say wheels will soon fall off :o
HAHAHAH GHETTO!
(http://www.edmunds.com/media/news/column/letterstoeditors/03.jan/ford.think.neighbor.500.jpg)
yes this is a car
now THAT if ugly.....
Yup, they are the rage in Celebration. And make all who have to get behind them filled with RAGE :icon_twisted:!!!!! A whopping 25 mph!
Mary
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on May 29, 2009, 08:00:07 PMA whopping 25 mph!
Well you know what they say "speed kills" :dunno_white:
Quote from: cafeboy on May 29, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
Well you know what they say "speed kills" :dunno_white:
Speed doesn't kill, it's the way you stop that matters. shiny side up: all good.
Quote from: s0crates82 on June 16, 2009, 01:43:35 PM
Quote from: cafeboy on May 29, 2009, 08:58:01 PM
Well you know what they say "speed kills" :dunno_white:
Speed doesn't kill, it's the way you stop that matters. shiny side up: all good.
no. it's not the way you stop. It's how fast you stop. :icon_mrgreen:
(http://isocca.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nissan_cube3-03.jpg)
Quote from: Merritt on June 23, 2009, 08:28:24 AM
(http://isocca.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/nissan_cube3-03.jpg)
We may have a winner
It looks like a Honda Element had sex with a Scion B
Just about.....it's the new Nissan Cube
Top 10 ugly cars in no particular order
1. Pontiac Asstek / Buick Rendezvous
2. Any of those cube cars (Scion XB, Nissan Cube, Honda Element, etc.)
3. AMC Pacer - the fishbowl (yet somehow they're still kinda cool...)
4. Toyota Prius - and this goes for most of their overly smug owners too
5. Current Generation Toyota Camry - seeing a pattern yet? I loved 80s model Toyotas....
6. 1st gen (60-64) Chevy Corvair
7. VW Thing
8. Aires / Reliant K cars
9. Current generation VW Bug. How they made it uglier than the original is truly a feat.
10. Porsche Boxter. How can something so disproportionate cost so much?
Honorable mentions:
Current GM minivans with the "pig nose". If you've seen one, you know what I mean.
Those little boxy econobox cars - Scion Xc / Honda Fit / Nissan Versa, etc.
'73+ AMC Matador - you know, remember the one that turned into an airplane in that one Roger Moore James Bond flick?
Most current Mercedes Benz models
Those early boxy BMWs
Any Citroen
Any Pugeot
Yugo
The Fiat Multipla hands down
(http://www.carsandtuning.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fiat-multipla.jpg)
Oh the horror! that is by far the ugliest car I have ever seen.
Quote from: dohabee on June 23, 2009, 07:25:40 PM
Oh the horror! that is by far the ugliest car I have ever seen.
+1 :o
It's got boobs! Don't you guys like that :dunno_white:
Now I'm really confused!
Mary
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on June 23, 2009, 07:32:30 PM
It's got boobs! Don't you guys like that :dunno_white:
Now I'm really confused!
Mary
Yes, yes you are :cookoo:
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on June 23, 2009, 07:32:30 PM
It's got boobs! Don't you guys like that :dunno_white:
Now I'm really confused!
Mary
now i'm confused, i can't decide if i like the car more or just hate boobs now.
the nissan cube really isn't as ugly in person as it is in pictures. i checked one out at a dealership a few days ago. interesting car. :dunno_white:
Quote from: Desert Rat on June 23, 2009, 01:05:44 PM
Top 10 ugly cars in no particular order
1. Pontiac Asstek / Buick Rendezvous
2. Any of those cube cars (Scion XB, Nissan Cube, Honda Element, etc.)
3. AMC Pacer - the fishbowl (yet somehow they're still kinda cool...)
4. Toyota Prius - and this goes for most of their overly smug owners too
5. Current Generation Toyota Camry - seeing a pattern yet? I loved 80s model Toyotas....
6. 1st gen (60-64) Chevy Corvair
7. VW Thing
8. Aires / Reliant K cars
9. Current generation VW Bug. How they made it uglier than the original is truly a feat.
10. Porsche Boxter. How can something so disproportionate cost so much?
Honorable mentions:
Current GM minivans with the "pig nose". If you've seen one, you know what I mean.
Those little boxy econobox cars - Scion Xc / Honda Fit / Nissan Versa, etc.
'73+ AMC Matador - you know, remember the one that turned into an airplane in that one Roger Moore James Bond flick?
Most current Mercedes Benz models
Those early boxy BMWs
Any Citroen
Any Pugeot
Yugo
6. 1st gen (60-64) Chevy Corvair
7. VW Thing
9. Current generation VW Bug. How they made it uglier than the original is truly a feat.
10. Porsche Boxter. How can something so disproportionate cost so much?
WTF - Thing is so weird - not ugly, its actually cool, maybe cos its rare maybe cos its only in convt format ... but cool ... my book, it actually makes the cool list.
Corvair was not great, but OK IMHO.
Current and old Beetle are both cool IMHO, ugly VW's of old IMHO, the fast back, notchback - any type 3 and screw the type 4's too ... porsche 914 my ass ...
And Boxter - its a small car but rather sizeable - yes a waste, but not ugly.
The Buick Rendezvous somehow is less ugly than the Pontiac Asstex ...
The same way the pontiac solstice (little convt) is uglier than the saturn sky or sun or whatever ... making me think anything with that pontiac name is ugly ...
The other car I'd add to this list - the new Jeep cherokee/grand cherokee whatever.
Cool.
Buddha.
Boxster's aren't the prettiest addition to the Porsche lineup, but they are a far cry from the bastard 914's..............
Things are definitely cool.
Desert Rat: say something about current MB design to a C63's face. Those things are just fuching menacing. :cookoo: :cookoo:
I dunno my little Pontiac Sunfire GT is one cool little Vert! :dunno_white:
Mary
Quote from: SAvoltage on June 23, 2009, 02:57:51 PM
The Fiat Multipla hands down
(http://www.carsandtuning.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fiat-multipla.jpg)
Ever threw up in your mouth a little, and then have to swallow it back down? Yeah, that happened when I saw that picture of the Fiat abomination. Can we get the mods to censor that thing or something?
(http://www.fuglyrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/ford-transit-connect-side.jpg)
(http://www.fuglyrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/mercedes-ugly-stump-sema.jpg)
(http://www.fuglyrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/fisher-price-power-wheels-escalade.jpg)
(http://www.fuglyrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/hummer-h3-ugly-wood-wheels-front.jpg)
(http://www.fuglyrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/jeep-renegade-back.jpg)
(http://www.fuglyrides.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/tata-nano-front.jpg)
I think that Jeep is bad arse!
Mary
that Fiat is one seriously ugly car- THAT"S WHAT"S GOING TO SAVE CHRYSLER????????????
jeez
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on June 25, 2009, 05:06:50 PM
I think that Jeep is bad arse!
Mary
+1, I was thinking the same thing
Don't worry my friends, they haven't made _that_ Multipla anymore for quite a few years now. :D
They make the Mk II. It's better...well, a little.
I dont know that jeep reminds me of those volkswagon bugs that were converted into dune buggies.... kinda weird and you just cant replace the original...
I really wanted the Pontiac Pirahanna to come to some form of production. It was a neat little car where you could take out the seats plop 'em on the beach. Hose out the car and rearrange the instrument clusters to your liking. http://www.conceptcarz.com/vehicle/z754/Pontiac-Piranha.aspx
Mary
Heh intresting car there
kinda weird.... body looks aight.... I kinda like the way some of those cars have their wheels pushed way out to the corners. nice stability, great for corners... Which I dont have enough of here..... Some cars just dont pull it off that well..