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Title: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: grayghost on May 28, 2009, 01:04:07 PM
does anyone here know where i might find a Bronson rock? and, curious, do think it will work on plastic and fibreglass?
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: The Buddha on May 28, 2009, 01:10:36 PM
No ... but a chuck norris rock can break them all ... :D
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: utgunslinger13 on May 28, 2009, 01:15:37 PM
WTF is a Bronson Rock?
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: The Buddha on May 28, 2009, 01:20:59 PM
Bronson Rock - Anything that is NOT a bonified tool that you use to fix a bike — I.E., in one show of Then Came Bronson he used a rock to straighten out his crumpled fender after going over the highside so as he could rideon!

From google search ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: grayghost on May 28, 2009, 01:29:05 PM
right you are Buddha- Bronson went over a major cliff on his sportster, but after beating it out with a "magical" Bronson rock when he rode it back out it looked like new!!!
Got's to have me one!
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: jdw03n on May 28, 2009, 01:29:23 PM
Yep: Urban Dictionary:

Bronson rock  
Any object, such as a rock, stick, shoe or butterknife used as an emergency or field-expedient tool. From the old TV series "Then Came Bronson" when Bronson (Michael Parks) uses a rock to pound dents out of his bike's fender and gas tank.
That guy can fix anything with a Bronson rock and a smokewrench
redneck engineering smokewrench mexican speedwrench bodge shithammer
by Dr. Badwrench Sep 15, 2008 share this  

I ROFLd for about 10 minutes about the synonyms.  Shithammer is now one of my favorite terms..I'm going to use it routinely.
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: brickerenator on May 29, 2009, 09:22:22 AM
I love the urban dictionary.
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: natedawg120 on May 29, 2009, 10:00:12 AM
yeah urban dictionary is pretty cool.  My wife didn't know what superman was about until I made her look it up there cause all the clients she had loved it and they are all under 14 :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: spc on May 29, 2009, 10:09:03 AM
Last thing I looked up on urbandictionary was 'possum poke' as I was driving by possum poke, GA :cookoo: :cookoo: :cookoo: :cookoo: :cookoo:
Title: Re: Trying to locate a Bronson rock
Post by: cafeboy on May 29, 2009, 06:52:41 PM
Urban dictionary is freaking awesome.  :cheers: