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Title: weird-ass names
Post by: grayghost on June 01, 2009, 03:18:24 PM
the mrs came in this evening with a new one she had seen at work- this is legit, this is no bulls*t, this child's name was

L'-A (that's Ladasha to the some odd 299 million folks, including myself, in the US that didn't know)

it doesn't matter the ethnic background, hell i have seen plenty of strange ass names from all races and creeds- it just seems a shame to shackle some youngster with the name L'-A.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: annguyen1981 on June 01, 2009, 03:24:23 PM
Before you make fun of anyone's name, you may want to consider that it's different culture.  Also L'-A might be as common in that country as "Smith" or "Jones" is in THIS country.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 01, 2009, 03:29:24 PM
 :cookoo:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 01, 2009, 03:31:18 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 01, 2009, 03:29:24 PM
:cookoo:
+1
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 01, 2009, 04:44:16 PM
Quote from: cafeboy on June 01, 2009, 03:31:18 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 01, 2009, 03:29:24 PM
:cookoo:
+1

+2

what kinda name is jisero anyway right??? :dunno_white: :D
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: JStrube on June 01, 2009, 05:26:41 PM
Quote from: grayghost on June 01, 2009, 03:18:24 PM
the mrs came in this evening with a new one she had seen at work- this is legit, this is no bulls*t, this child's name was

L'-A (that's Ladasha to the some odd 299 million folks, including myself, in the US that didn't know)

it doesn't matter the ethnic background, hell i have seen plenty of strange ass names from all races and creeds- it just seems a shame to shackle some youngster with the name L'-A.

Dude, that joke is as old as my great grandmother's buckskin Kotex...
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: annguyen1981 on June 01, 2009, 06:03:42 PM
That was a joke?

Pretty bad one IMO.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: psyber_0ptix on June 01, 2009, 06:53:23 PM
working at a health department someone came in with the name

S hithead (shih' thayed)

no space obviously
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 01, 2009, 07:09:35 PM
well for the longest time, buddha here used his given name but not many others did afaik
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: annguyen1981 on June 01, 2009, 07:38:28 PM
I think me and Budda were the only ones that used our names...  except for John.

Has he surfaced at all by any chance?
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: psyber_0ptix on June 01, 2009, 07:49:56 PM
well, for what it's worth, my name is Payam....it doesnt sound like it's spelled nor can ~I~ pronounce it as it's a word/name in Thai and Farsi
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: grayghost on June 01, 2009, 08:09:34 PM
it wasn't a joke. My wife saw it pursuant to some forms being filled out.
and i am very familiar with given names from asia, europe, the african continent, the middle east, our friends in israel, and i have never seen a "blank" , i.e. "-" used in place of/substitued for a letter. plenty of dashes within names, but that's it.
my ex-wife's middle sister was going to name her 1st born (if female) "Shaloe" (that's as close to her punctuation per my wife at the time as i can spell it) i asked my wife to find out just exactly how they were spelling "Shaloe", well it turned out to  be Chloe. so my dumbass sister-in-law was going to name her daughter Chloe, but thinking it was Shaloe. again, brilliant move.
I went to junior college with a Walker Trott, and senior college with Bob Sled-
i don't care where these guys folks were from, but they made their offspring's name a perpetual joke- if you don't think it's funny, that's fine by me, if you don't find it sorta sad, that's ok too- but if you check back with them in about 40 years on the general public's take on their monikers i think you'll find yourself in the minority.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 01, 2009, 08:20:52 PM
Well I use my real name here. I just use it in french. Coffey = Cafe so  :tongue2:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 01, 2009, 09:27:13 PM
Quote from: cafeboy on June 01, 2009, 08:20:52 PM
Well I use my real name here. I just use it in french. Coffey = Cafe so  :tongue2:

regular, decaf, or latte???

sry could not resist
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 01, 2009, 09:28:39 PM
Double shot sucka  :tongue2:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 01, 2009, 10:33:11 PM
and i use my name as well. jserio=justin serio. lame, i know, blame my parents.  :icon_mrgreen: anyways, the last name is italian, not spanish.  :thumb:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: 08GSSteve on June 02, 2009, 01:16:43 AM
What about tribal african names that contain clicks.  This cleaner where I work is african and his name is Mark but his real tribal name contains 3 clicks....heck I would not even know where to start spelling that  :dunno_white:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 02, 2009, 01:26:51 AM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on June 01, 2009, 07:38:28 PM
I think me and Budda were the only ones that used our names...  except for John.

Has he surfaced at all by any chance?
hes busy keeping anne stashed in teh closet
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: vtlion on June 02, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
What a great idea!  I'm heading down to the courthouse to have my name legally changed into Morse code!   :thumb:

Hi, I'm .-. --- -. .- .-.. -.. , nice to meet you! 8)
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: brickerenator on June 02, 2009, 06:39:36 AM
brickerenator=bricker (my last name)

but I knew a Bill Lookingbill once
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: LOUiE on June 02, 2009, 07:17:23 AM
I grew up going to quite the multicultural school and my good friend's name was Ramdeep  (East Indian) :thumb:  being a 2nd generation immigrant, even he thought it was funny  :D

also, didn't Nicholas Cage name his son Kal-el  after Superman's cryptonian name?  at first I thought "poor kid" but now I'm kinda jealous.  I'd take Kal-el over Brandon any day.  :icon_mrgreen: 
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: JStrube on June 02, 2009, 07:31:56 AM
Quote from: grayghost on June 01, 2009, 08:09:34 PM
it wasn't a joke. My wife saw it pursuant to some forms being filled out.
and i am very familiar with given names from asia, europe, the african continent, the middle east, our friends in israel, and i have never seen a "blank" , i.e. "-" used in place of/substitued for a letter. plenty of dashes within names, but that's it.
my ex-wife's middle sister was going to name her 1st born (if female) "Shaloe" (that's as close to her punctuation per my wife at the time as i can spell it) i asked my wife to find out just exactly how they were spelling "Shaloe", well it turned out to  be Chloe. so my dumbass sister-in-law was going to name her daughter Chloe, but thinking it was Shaloe. again, brilliant move.
I went to junior college with a Walker Trott, and senior college with Bob Sled-
i don't care where these guys folks were from, but they made their offspring's name a perpetual joke- if you don't think it's funny, that's fine by me, if you don't find it sorta sad, that's ok too- but if you check back with them in about 40 years on the general public's take on their monikers i think you'll find yourself in the minority.

I still call Bull-squat.

Snopes says it is undetermined.  http://www.snopes.com/racial/language/le-a.asp

I saw it in e-mail as being from Oakland, CA, Detroit, Michigan, AND New Orleans...
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: annguyen1981 on June 02, 2009, 07:47:57 AM
Quote from: LOUiE on June 02, 2009, 07:17:23 AM
I grew up going to quite the multicultural school and my good friend's name was Ramdeep  (East Indian) :thumb:  being a 2nd generation immigrant, even he thought it was funny  :D

also, didn't Nicholas Cage name his son Kal-el  after Superman's cryptonian name?  at first I thought "poor kid" but now I'm kinda jealous.  I'd take Kal-el over Brandon any day.  :icon_mrgreen: 



THAT is an AWESOME name!  Kal-el.  I love superman stuff...  I'm pretty much a Smallville fanatic.  lol
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: grayghost on June 02, 2009, 09:22:53 AM
seeing as how anyone intimately knowledgable concerning their grandmother's feminine hygene would be most wise indeed jstrube i will let you call my wife a liar, not taking into consideration of course that someone with a weak intelligence having seen a name, ficticious or otherwise, may have decided to name an offspring likewise.
i am humbled by your intervention, and of course, the infallibility of snopes.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: Guetschow on June 02, 2009, 09:38:22 AM
The Morse Code name response was the funniest thing I've heard in a long time.  Still laughing.  Thanks.

Speaking of Morse Code . . . my dad was a radio operator in WWII and worked with code all the time.  Sixty seven years later he can still decipher the code on marine bands as fast as he hears it.  He's 85 now.  Amazing.  I can't even remember my phone number half the time.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: Critter on June 02, 2009, 08:54:29 PM
Quote from: vtlion on June 02, 2009, 03:02:38 AM
What a great idea!  I'm heading down to the courthouse to have my name legally changed into Morse code!   :thumb:

Hi, I'm .-. --- -. .- .-.. -.. , nice to meet you! 8)

.... ..  .-. --- -. .- .-.. -..  -.. . .--- --- .... -.  -.-. .-. .. - --..  ... -.-
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: Toogoofy317 on June 03, 2009, 02:31:14 PM
Well, I've got about as plain of an American name you ever saw! But, 90% it is misspelled! How do you missspell Mary Sharp. Well, Mary can be Mari or Marry which Disney did to my nametag twice. And constantly they spell Sharp with an "e" on the end. Really, is my name that hard?

But, no i don't use my name on here!

Mary

Oh, wait I do!
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: beauduke01 on June 03, 2009, 02:35:40 PM
we where going to name our son Indy Danger, but never made it that far.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: GI_JO_NATHAN on June 03, 2009, 07:02:10 PM
Had a buddy in school named Mike Hunt. Poor kid never heard the end of it.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: ~*STEPH*~ on June 03, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:

Got you beat.  I graduated with a Jack Kanouff
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 03, 2009, 07:17:40 PM
Quote from: ~*STEPH*~ on June 03, 2009, 07:13:12 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:

Got you beat.  I graduated with a Jack Kanouff

:o What do folks think about when naming there kids.
My boys name is Christopher or Chris, I mean what's wrong with just a good down home name.  :cookoo:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: grayghost on June 03, 2009, 08:02:28 PM
i'm with you cafe, i named my son John Wesley- and in 30 yrs the only question he's ever gotten was it after Dylan's album John Wesley Harding-
it was after my grandad.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 03, 2009, 08:15:02 PM
i got teased growing up bout my last name. Serio. kids are mean. parents should think of that when naming their children.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cosmiccharlie on June 03, 2009, 10:53:23 PM
I received a forwarded email about the woman who named their kid L-A not too long ago.  I am not saying your wife is a liar, I am sure a lot of people received the email and one of them was probably stupid enough to name their kid L-A.   :dunno_black:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 03, 2009, 10:55:11 PM
never underestimate the power of stupidity.  :cookoo:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 04, 2009, 12:26:05 AM
Quote from: jserio on June 02, 2009, 08:49:34 AM
i went to school with a Jack Knoff.....   :laugh:
heh i was a neighbor in chi town wiht a jack asz and no he wasnt obama  :flipoff: :flipoff: lol sorry had to

Adolf Oliver Busch   
Adolf Oliver Nipple   
Al Bumin   
Al Kaholic   
Al Lickertwat   
Al K. Holic   
Allota duck   
Alotta Fagina   
Alpha Kenny Juan   
Amanda Hugenkiss   
Amanda Reckonwith   
Anita duck   
Anita Bath   
Anita Potty   
Anita Peter   
Anita Roddick   
Anita Bonia   
Anita Moorehead   
Anita Goodsheet   
Anita Cathider   
Annie Body   
Annie Recksun   
April Pealot   
April Showers   
B. O'Problem   
Barb B. Cue   
Barbara(Barb) D. Wire   
Barbie Dahl   
Barry Abone   
Barry Schmelly   
Bea Sting   
Bell E. Flopp   
Ben Dover   
Ben ghey   
Ben Yankin   
Ben Anas   
Benjamin Over   
Bertha D. Blues   
Betty Kant   
Bill Board   
Bill Ding   
Boyd Schidtt   
Breeda Fairey   
Candi Dish   
Caress Masacc   
Ceasar fun bags   
Chico Rhett   
Chris Anthemum   
Chris Peacock   
Chris Biddick   
Chris P. Cream   
Chuck Wipple   
Cole Kutz   
Comeoni Wanalaya   
Corey Dunnett   
Craven Moorhead   
Crystal Chanda Leir   
D. Booty   
Dan Glyen   
Darren duck   
Denise R. Nockin   
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 06, 2009, 11:08:41 PM
I know a girl named Sharon A. Goodnite
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 06, 2009, 11:13:26 PM
is it your wife????    :icon_mrgreen:    :cheers:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 06, 2009, 11:15:40 PM
no I herd she was yours
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 07, 2009, 12:03:36 AM
wait, are you implying we are sharing a wife??????      :cookoo:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 07:29:01 AM
ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm NO  :technical:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: GI_JO_NATHAN on June 07, 2009, 10:11:48 AM
Sharon A. Wife!?!?
Ha Ha!!
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 10:14:49 AM
Quote from: GI_JO_NATHAN on June 07, 2009, 10:11:48 AM
Sharon A. Wife!?!?
Ha Ha!!

Not just no but HELL NO
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 07, 2009, 12:29:38 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 12:42:41 PM
 :technical:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 07, 2009, 03:58:56 PM
 :cheers:  have a beer and shut your piehole.  :icon_mrgreen:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 05:08:20 PM
Bite me you postwhore........................but I will take that  :cheers:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 07, 2009, 05:33:20 PM
what is the topic of this thread again?????       :icon_mrgreen:



mr. postwhore wanna be keeps thread jacking.....   :cookoo:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 06:00:36 PM
Just watching you  :thumb:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 07, 2009, 08:19:56 PM
your all a bunch of post whores........ soooo ahhhhhh....... how much for a night?    :o

:cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 08:22:34 PM
whoa, Not for sale here. Maybe jserio is but ummmmm not me.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 07, 2009, 08:24:35 PM
LMFAOROTFL 

you get all that?  :D
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
 :D
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 07, 2009, 08:34:17 PM
Quote from: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 08:31:50 PM
:D

:D :D :cheers:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 08:49:31 PM
Trying a little postwhoring your self I see.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 07, 2009, 08:54:57 PM
Quote from: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 08:49:31 PM
Trying a little postwhoring your self I see.

takes one to know one right? but hell i haven't even broken 100 posts yet!

far from whoring in my opinion
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: Toogoofy317 on June 07, 2009, 09:11:39 PM
Well, if you really wanna whore around Cafe you can always come down here to OBT! They would love your pudgy little cheeks.

Oh BTW it is officially ghey Days! Don't wear RED down here for the next week or so. Or as in Jay and Silent Bob "you will toss the salad"! YO!

Mary
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: gsagent005 on June 07, 2009, 09:14:27 PM
oh my    :o

no tossing my salad!

it is fine the way it is NO TOSSY! 
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 10:05:52 PM
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on June 07, 2009, 09:11:39 PM
Well, if you really wanna whore around Cafe you can always come down here I would love your pudgy little cheeks.

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o How much money you got ???
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: Toogoofy317 on June 07, 2009, 10:08:59 PM
I'ts OBT they will probably pay you in Food Stamps! Or Disney Dollars!

Of course if you wear the RED shirt to the Parliment House you could get laid I mean paid in a whole different way!

boy I'm bad tonight

Mary
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 07, 2009, 10:34:51 PM
Maybe you need to go back and read my post and how I fixed what you said there Mary  :kiss3:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on June 08, 2009, 12:08:41 PM
 :o
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 08, 2009, 12:57:44 PM
 :thumb:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: Toogoofy317 on June 08, 2009, 07:52:48 PM
Oh, I mis-read I thought you wanted me to be your pimp cause I gots all the cash baby! Not, really trying to figure out how to pay the bills! It was late! Yeah that's it!

Mary
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: cafeboy on June 08, 2009, 07:54:38 PM
OK  :tongue2:
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 08, 2011, 02:21:03 AM
LMAO a mini postwhore battle goin on
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: scratch on May 09, 2011, 10:30:04 AM
My older son knew a kid named John Krap, Jr.


Yes, he's going to name his son, John Krap.
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: jserio on May 09, 2011, 07:48:03 PM
Although it seems to be a common name, why in the world would someone want to name their son duck. D-I-C-K. (yes, i spelled it out in case the filter snatches it)
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: mister on May 09, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: jserio on May 09, 2011, 07:48:03 PM
Although it seems to be a common name, why in the world would someone want to name their son duck. D-I-C-K. (yes, i spelled it out in case the filter snatches it)

They don't. They name the kid Richard and they get D-i-c-k for short.

Michael
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 10, 2011, 04:19:35 AM
Quote from: mister on May 09, 2011, 09:30:26 PM
Quote from: jserio on May 09, 2011, 07:48:03 PM
Although it seems to be a common name, why in the world would someone want to name their son duck. D-I-C-K. (yes, i spelled it out in case the filter snatches it)

They don't. They name the kid Richard and they get D-i-c-k for short.

Michael
i knew a richard. with the last name of harry.  and it was shortened in teh local phone book.  yes we had an honest to goodness harry dìck  ( phone books its last name first name last
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: scratch on May 11, 2011, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: scratch on May 09, 2011, 10:30:04 AM
My older son knew a kid named John Krap, Jr.


Yes, he's going to name his son, John Krap.

In case anybody missed it, John Krap the II's son would be named John Krap the Thurd (spelled for clarity of sound).
Title: Re: weird-ass names
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on May 11, 2011, 07:15:57 PM
Quote from: scratch on May 11, 2011, 04:48:01 PM
Quote from: scratch on May 09, 2011, 10:30:04 AM
My older son knew a kid named John Krap, Jr.


Yes, he's going to name his son, John Krap.

In case anybody missed it, John Krap the II's son would be named John Krap the Thurd (spelled for clarity of sound).
pronounced turd in many locations lol you know if one wanted to be mean, he could name another child stinky