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Title: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 10, 2009, 03:17:34 AM
A man is driving down a deserted stretch of highway when he notices a sign out of the corner of his eye....It reads:
 
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
 
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
 
 
 
10 MILES
 
 
 
 
 
He thinks this is a figment of his imagination and drives on without second thought....
 
Soon he sees another sign which reads:
 
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
5 MILES
 
Suddenly he begins to realize that these signs are for real and drives past a third sign saying:
 
 
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
HOUSE OF PROSTITUTION
NEXT RIGHT
 
 
His curiosity gets the best of him and he pulls into the drive. On the far side of the parking lot is a stone building with a
small sign next to the door reading:
SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS
 
He climbs the steps and rings the bell. The door is answered by a  nun in a long black habit who asks, "What may we do for
you my son?"
 
He answers, "I saw your signs along the highway and was interested in possibly doing business...."
 
"Very well my son. Please follow me." He is led through many winding passages and is soon quite disoriented. The nun stops at a
closed door and tells the man, "Please knock on this door..."
 
He does so and another nun in a long habit, holding a tin cup answers the door... This nun instructs, "Please place $100 in the cup then go through the large wooden door at the end of the hallway."
 
He puts $100 in the cup, eagerly trots down the hall and slips through the door pulling it shut behind him.
 
The door locks, and he finds himself back in the parking lot facing another sign:
 
GO IN PEACE.
YOU HAVE JUST BEEN SCREWED BY THE SISTERS OF ST. FRANCIS.
SERVES YOU RIGHT, YOU SINNER

:angel:
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: cafeboy on June 10, 2009, 06:06:14 AM
Herd it before but it's still funny  :D
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: jserio on June 10, 2009, 04:24:40 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: gsagent005 on June 11, 2009, 09:36:41 PM
nice! poor bastard probably went to his car and rubbed one out  :o
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: jserio on June 11, 2009, 11:45:16 PM
kinda like i did with y.o.u.r m.o.m last night?  :laugh:
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 12, 2009, 12:57:55 AM
Or Yöur möm  :flipoff: [/postwhoring rampage]
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: gsagent005 on June 12, 2009, 08:25:44 PM
Quote from: jserio on June 11, 2009, 11:45:16 PM
kinda like i did with y.o.u.r m.o.m last night?  :laugh:

you were in kansas last night? funny mom didn't mention you.... must not have been worth remembering
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: cafeboy on June 12, 2009, 08:26:42 PM
BURN
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: LOUiE on June 15, 2009, 09:10:21 PM
maybe early Alzheimers?    :dunno_white: :dunno_white:
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: spc on June 15, 2009, 09:33:13 PM
shhhhhh the underwear gnomes will hear you.
Title: Re: Holy prostitutes ?
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on June 16, 2009, 02:19:26 AM
lol terry your sig reminds me of the new federal budget/s