Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing
Trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
Because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name
Calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
Camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
Campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a
Camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied.
"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my
Chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind
Me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
Through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
The bed and you can do whatever you want'
... SO HERE I AM!"
Oh yea, happens one time ... and then ... NEVER ...
Cool.
Buddha.
:laugh: I like it :laugh:
HAHAHAHA.
It took me a second. I couldn't figure out how having great sex with the wife could lead to him being at the lake. I guess I assumed too much... who says he had sex? rotflmao
the way to make your girl scream and moan when you're having sex?
call her up and tell her who you're with.
that's pretty funny.... of course it went over An's head....no suprise there.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
OK here is a new one - Dave and Jen are dating.
He tells her, he'd like a Hummer. She knows exactly what he means, and ... and ... a few mins later, they are both very very happy and its not cost them a thing.
Then -
Dave and Jen are married a few years and have 1 baby and planning another.
He tells her, he'd like a hummer. She knows exatly what he means, and she tells him, but honey, they cost 70K, guzzle gas and are a pain to park anywhere, but they would be great and very safe for me and the kids.
So the next time you see a hummer, that's how she got it.
Cool.
Buddha.
There used to be a chartr online, it listed hotchicks, blowjobs, and awesome fishing trips and the ratio to number of years married.
Use your imagination.
we're up to "hall" sex at my house.
for those that aren't familiar:
when you first get married you have sex any/everywhere
after you've been married a few years you have sex in the bed.
after you've been married a loong time, when you meet each other in the hall you just shoot each other the finger and say "f**K you"
Quote from: grayghost on June 19, 2009, 02:59:16 PM
we're up to "hall" sex at my house.
for those that aren't familiar:
when you first get married you have sex any/everywhere
after you've been married a few years you have sex in the bed.
after you've been married a loong time, when you meet each other in the hall you just shoot each other the finger and say "f**K you"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not far from that here. :laugh:
Quote from: Desert Rat on June 18, 2009, 12:55:29 PM
Dave and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing
Trip. Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time
Because his wife wouldn't let him. After a lot of teasing and name
Calling, Dave headed home frustrated.
The following week when Dave's buddies arrived at the lake to set up
Camp, they were shocked to see Dave. He was already sitting at the
Campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a
Camp fire glowing.
"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Dave?"
"I didn't have to," Dave replied.
"Last week when I left our meeting, I went home and slumped down in my
Chair with a beer to drown my sorrows. Then the ol'lady snuck up behind
Me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'."
"When I peeled her hands back she was standing there in a beautiful see
Through negligee and she said, ' Carry me into the bedroom and tie me to
The bed and you can do whatever you want'
... SO HERE I AM!"
No that was original thinking!
Quote from: jserio on June 18, 2009, 11:36:21 PM
that's pretty funny.... of course it went over An's head....no suprise there.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Naw... to hell with a fishing trip... give me a sexy girl in some panties anyday. lmao
Quote from: annguyen1981 on July 21, 2009, 07:50:49 AM
Quote from: jserio on June 18, 2009, 11:36:21 PM
that's pretty funny.... of course it went over An's head....no suprise there.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Naw... to hell with a fishing trip... give me a sexy girl in some panties anyday. lmao
on a boat in the middle of a body of water :icon_twisted: , she cant scream and run off when you tell her about your sheep fetish
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on July 22, 2009, 01:01:18 AM
Quote from: annguyen1981 on July 21, 2009, 07:50:49 AM
Quote from: jserio on June 18, 2009, 11:36:21 PM
that's pretty funny.... of course it went over An's head....no suprise there.... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Naw... to hell with a fishing trip... give me a sexy girl in some panties anyday. lmao
on a boat in the middle of a body of water :icon_twisted: , she cant scream and run off when you tell her about your sheep fetish
Damn dude... you're one sick puppy. I think that's kidnapping in some states.
:nono: :nono:
I prefer the girls in crutches. That way they can't get away, but according to the law, they're not my "prisoner" either.
:whisper:
:icon_lol:
You might want to run that one by an attorney before you go trying it out, An. In almost every state you'll get smacked with kidnapping if you try to take advantage of a disabled person sheerly because their ability to flee is hindered. Doesn't matter whether you hindered their ability to flee or not.
LMAO
Thankz for the tip Terry. :)
Hall sex...and your lucky to get that!
Quote from: bikegirl88 on July 23, 2009, 12:43:55 PM
Hall sex...and your lucky to get that!
I agree ... after the hummer, he aint getting nothing ...
I am so sorry bikergirl88 unintentionally you're walking into every trap there is ...
Cool.
Buddha.