Farrah Fawcett - I didn't want to pass so soon
GOD - It was your time my child
Farrah - I just have one last wish
GOD - what is that my child?
Farrah - For all of the children on earth to be safe.
Hours later.......... Michael Jackson passes from a fatal cardiac arrest
GOD - Farrah?
Farrah - Yes Father
GOD - How's that?
:D
Personally, I'm sick of hearing about MJ. I know that makes me a horrible person, but hey.
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Now that is funny! I don't even bother to turn on the news because that was all that was on last night and am sure will be for the next few days to weeks!
Mary
MJ did change the course of music as we know it... but other than that he wasn't so special. he was ridiculously in debt and still rented a $100,000 a month house in LA. he was great at music, but maybe stupid at life.
I don't mind hearing about his music success, but I could care less about his actual life. He was :cookoo:.
Wow! I can't believe it! It turns out Michael Jackson died of FOOD POISONING! Yeah, it's true! He ate a nine year old wiener! :icon_twisted:
I'll leave now.
Hmm... the guys at the other forum were right... that food poisoning joke has been passed around more than a hooker in a whore house.
long live micheal jackson! O0
NOOOOOO it was a bad batch of 12yo nuts. also since he like 99% plastic, theyre gonna melt him down and make legos. so now all the kids can play with HIM
i could really give a shaZam! less about him, or his music. never appealed to me. one less person to stand behind in a grocery line.
Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There's a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.