OK, so I just went to bring my dog in from the back patio (radio fence) and as I looked towards the green (golf course out my back door, why the he!! do people pay more for this?) something catches my eye. First instinct says kids, they like to fuch around on the course at night :dunno_white: (not sure what's wrong with the beach) Then I focused in on it. ~2-2.5ft tall, lean, bipedal and fast as he!!..................so what's my first reaction?????????? Fuch it, I have my gun, let's go. I grabbed my dogs leash, hooked him up and gave chase...........and got humiliated. More to the point, I'm really curious as to what this could have been. I'd say it was making 20mph easily because I was in an all out sprint and getting left in the dust. My dog was freaking out when he finally noticed it so I know I wasn't just having a special moment. I don't think I've ever heard my dog snarl like that.
:dunno_white: chupacabra :dunno_white:
Shoulda shot it, but the neighbors might have gotten pissed about that (dam popo might have too)
yep yep
so can you play golf on that course cheap ???
Define cheap. I think resident green fees are $70. Of course, it's fair game after 1800 so most people just wait til then and play a few holes at a time over a few days.
Quote from: spc on June 28, 2009, 10:05:23 PM
I think resident green fees are $70.
:o :o :o :o :o well then i will not be making a trip up there :o :o :o :o :o
It all drops pretty drastically once winter hits. Prices on everything go up during the summer here.
you play ?
Not well. I mostly get drunk, do donuts on the green in the golf cart, and get banned from the course.
:cookoo: ok :cookoo:
i will enjoy a few but that's about it
i do like to play a few rounds of golf tho :thumb:
Man, I hate that movie, Signs.
Made the mistake of watching it in the dark, next to a big sliding-glass door, in Swampville, Georgia.
Thanks for reminding me of it. Jerk.
Quote from: spc on June 28, 2009, 10:15:59 PM
Not well. I mostly get drunk, do donuts on the green in the golf cart, and get banned from the course.
Hell Yeah Sounds like fun. :thumb:
Maybe it was the Jersey Devil! See if you guys watched Montster Quest you'd know about it :whisper:. I only saw because I was in the hospital LOL only thing on!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jersey_Devil
Happy hunting!
Mary
Sure it wasn't An Chasin a Sheep Down? :icon_lol:
Quote from: Jughead on June 28, 2009, 11:11:29 PM
Sure it wasn't An Chasin a Sheep Down? :icon_lol:
Hmmm might be onto somehting there. or the sheep making a run for it, on two
I'm still a little curious about this. May have to go on a hunting expedition soon. Wonder what the neighbors would think if they saw a 280lb guy shooting at a 2ft creature with a shotgun in the middle of the night???
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
Yeah, I thought that too and have seen some pretty that were 2ft standing easy.
So , was it humanoid ?
not sure where your located but is a roadrunner a possibility ?
Quote from: woodchuck5515 on June 29, 2009, 03:57:54 PM
not sure where your located but is a roadrunner a possibility ?
meep meep
Humanoid, no. Hominoid, could be. Road Runners are definitely not indigenous to the area, nor are Jackrabbits to the island. We have a little rule here that allows you to shoot non-indigenous animals.
Was it green and biotchin about his damn cereal.... damn leprechauns...
That's funny!
it ran the entire time from you, on two legs, and was faster than you? (just trying to clarify)
yup, yup and yup.
i know several members of the large rodent family can raise themselves up on two legs....but, have yet to see any actually run that way. hmmm...a toddler with olympic speed?
A midget terminator?
I still vote for Chupacabra :thumb:
manbearpig, in its juvenile stage
Didn't happen to go back to look for any tracks did you?
If you can shoot non-native animals why didn't you open fire? My advice is to buy a good spotlight, aim it to a big clearing, and shoot between any green dots you see.
manbearpig, gotta love south park... lol
You weren't chewing on any funny tasting little pieces of paper you found were you?..... Or ingest some wild mushrooms? hhhmmmmm. I seen something like that a few times.. lol WAY BACK IN THE DAY....
I once saw cookie monster shootin me the peace sign.... ahhhh good times.. lol.
Quote from: Chanse on June 30, 2009, 06:43:18 AM
I once saw cookie monster shootin me the peace sign.... ahhhh good times.. lol.
:o :icon_arrow: :dunno_white: :icon_arrow: :cookoo: :icon_arrow: :D
Quote from: natedawg120 on June 29, 2009, 02:49:14 PM
Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
Yeah, I thought that too and have seen some pretty that were 2ft standing easy.
Yea and them buggers can run. The next thought was deer/variation.
Of course there is always the definete possiblity that it was a GS500.
Cool.
Buddha.
Hey Terry If you do get it tell us How it Tastes.If it doesn't look Edible let me Know I'll be there to make it Edible. :thumb: :icon_lol:
Hey juggy, have you been sending Terry some of your moonshine?
Quote from: bubba zanetti on June 30, 2009, 08:32:50 PM
Hey juggy, have you been sending Terry some of your moonshine?
or things that are grow in the cow pins :dunno_white:
If I catch it there won't be enough left to eat after 9 Winchester Rangers work their magic.
Jackalope? :icon_lol:
Quote from: bubba zanetti on June 30, 2009, 08:32:50 PM
Hey juggy, have you been sending Terry some of your moonshine?
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Quote from: cafeboy on June 30, 2009, 08:35:21 PM
Quote from: bubba zanetti on June 30, 2009, 08:32:50 PM
Hey juggy, have you been sending Terry some of your moonshine?
or things that are grow in the cow pens :dunno_white:
Or anything out of Cow Pens Either. :icon_lol:
Quote from: spc on June 30, 2009, 08:40:39 PM
If I catch it there won't be enough left to eat after 9 Winchester Rangers work their magic.
Tenderization! :thumb: Makes the Marinade Soak in Better. :icon_lol:
hells no ill get teh shine :)
Quote from: yamahonkawazuki on June 30, 2009, 10:55:12 PM
hells no ill get teh shine :)
Soon as I Make...... Uhhh! I mean find some. :icon_lol: :thumb:
what's your rate juggy? :icon_mrgreen:
Jersey Devil I'm tellin ya!
Mary
Quote from: jserio on July 01, 2009, 12:53:48 AM
what's your rate juggy? :icon_mrgreen:
Last I found was $20 a Quart. :mad: Used to buy it in 5gallon buckets for $100 :woohoo:
aye, when id purchase for parties maybe once a year, id find it for around 10. lol
Where would be a good place for me to accidentally stumble into some good 'shine?
Hmmm Don't know Anymore. :dunno_black: :sad: But If you happen to be into Crank there's Plenty of that around here. :mad: All the Shiners get Busted and a Stiffer Sentence than the Meth Heads.Don't see Shiners Blowing their Kids up.
^^^^^^ :cookoo: :cookoo: :cookoo:
Quote from: spc on June 30, 2009, 08:40:39 PM
If I catch it there won't be enough left to eat after 9 Winchester Rangers work their magic.
You could always invite me for a visit after my form 4 gets approved.... Can you say Yankee Hill Machine mite on a dedicted .22 upper :)
Quote from: Jughead on July 01, 2009, 08:17:24 PM
Quote from: jserio on July 01, 2009, 12:53:48 AM
what's your rate juggy? :icon_mrgreen:
Last I found was $20 a Quart. :mad: Used to buy it in 5gallon buckets for $100 :woohoo:
What 20 a qt for moonshine - WTF ...
1. Its damn near undrinkable, I have drunk gasoline, diesel and even a little bit of motor oil, and this crap is vile ...
2. 20 a qt - I can get 7-80 proof anything 2qt for 12 Qt@ ABC and its all legit, and it tastes so damn good.
3. Yea yea its stronger than that, but freaking hell, pure alcohol is only $12 a 1/2 gal @ abc too.
Cool.
Buddha.
just remember not all shine is created equal. depends on who made it. and all the shine i've found in our area is whiskey so if ya dont like whiskey you might have to try some of the flavored shine . grape flavor is pretty consistent and i hear peach is good but i've never cared for peaches in general. but i like mine unflavored on the rocks as long as ya know who your gettin it from.
you should have let the dog loose and had him do the chasing. i would say keep an eye out and try to catch it because that sounds awesome. what you're describing is exactly how i describe what i saw in arkansas 2 years ago. came out of the bushes on the side of this country road, about 100ft away from me, it was dark, about 2.5 feet tall, bipedal, and just walked about 15 feet down the road, then back into the bushes. me, my dad, and my mom all watched it. have no idea what it was.
maybe a live trap is in order? if for no other reason than to find out what the hell it is you're dealing with.
Saw it again :icon_confused: This time I was on my balcony smoking a cigar and drinking a beer so giving chase wasn't a real option and the shotgun/rifles were all downstairs.
Neighborhood children i tell ya
Nah, this little bastard is gnarly looking and way too fast to be a kid that size.
Quote from: spc on July 06, 2009, 09:52:08 PM
Nah, this little bastard is gnarly looking and way too fast to be a kid that size.
Very ugly children on drugs of some sort? lol jk idk. a pic would be nice tho, hell use teh iphone and grab one
Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
I call :bs: on the Jackrabbit!!! Them things need batteries :confused: Not unless you have the plug-in kind :icon_eek:
:thumb: you mean B.O.B ? :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:, hell methinks youll fit in just fine here
Quote from: rydethis on July 07, 2009, 12:27:48 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
I call :bs: on the Jackrabbit!!! Them things need batteries :confused: Not unless you have the plug-in kind :icon_eek:
:icon_lol: :icon_lol:
:angel:
Quote from: rydethis on July 07, 2009, 12:27:48 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
I call :bs: on the Jackrabbit!!! Them things need batteries :confused: Not unless you have the plug-in kind :icon_eek:
Oh no ... I am the resident pervert ... but you have totally trounced me. I accept defeat ... total defeat ... humiliated by a girl ... now I am going to drown myself in this puddle in front of my building. Bye now.
Cool.
Buddha.
From the chupacabra to dildos............Jesus F'n shaZam! y'all...........................................
I still vote for chupacabra :thumb:
giant walking dildos????? WTF??? :cookoo:
Quote from: spc on July 08, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
From the chupacabra to dildos............Jesus F'n oh my goodness y'all...........................................
yes indeed welcome to
www.gstwinsfromchupacabratodildosguttermindedthreadjack.cum :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Quote from: rydethis on July 07, 2009, 12:27:48 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on June 29, 2009, 10:42:34 AM
Jackrabbit is my first guess.
Cool.
Buddha.
I call :bs: on the Jackrabbit!!! Them things need batteries :confused: Not unless you have the plug-in kind :icon_eek:
one CAN volt mod a vibe ya know. using a pc power supply
:o and how would you know this yama????
Quote from: jserio on July 08, 2009, 11:04:43 PM
giant walking dildos????? WTF??? :cookoo:
Nope that would be me. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Wow I seriously gotta find my hip waders cause "it" is getting deep here!
Mary
Quote from: spc on July 08, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
From the chupacabra to dildos............Jesus F'n oh my goodness y'all...........................................
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: ... i just can imagine a giant vibrating sex toy buzzing through a field ... :icon_lol: :icon_lol: ... SHOT IT TERRY!!!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
hmmmmm.....me thinks you did see something. And that it probably was moving faster than you. Hence why you never caught it. 2.5' is awfully short. The darkness does funny thigns to your vision and your perception of reality as im sure you know. Now, Ive met some 12 yr old kids at 4 foot tall that could run 25 easy. I would know bc i can do 26 on a bad day. and they were keepign up with me for a bit. SO id say you have some very fast adrenalin fueled children on your hands. a wallaby. lol but regardless, shoot it. and see what it was. Use an xrep round for your shot gun so you dont initially kill it. That way if it is a kid, you have 20 seconds to yank it out and run the oppisite way before they get up and see your face. if its not a kid, shoot it in the head with your side arm or a lethal round from the shotty.. Either way, take a pic. lol
After lots and lots of research, I have found the answer Terry.
Going by the size and speed of what you saw.
You my friend just saw the Jedi master YODA
Good luck trying to shoot him. :icon_mrgreen:
Quote from: natedawg120 on July 09, 2009, 02:57:53 PM
Quote from: spc on July 08, 2009, 09:32:07 PM
From the chupacabra to dildos............Jesus F'n oh my goodness y'all...........................................
:icon_lol: :icon_lol: ... i just can imagine a giant vibrating sex toy buzzing through a field ... :icon_lol: :icon_lol: ... SHOT IT TERRY!!!! :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Were you peeking in my window last night :nono: FYI that's not a "field" it's a small bush :icon_eek: Sh1t... it's been awhile :dunno_white:
Quote from: rydethis on July 09, 2009, 05:07:22 PM
Were you peeking in my window last night :nono: FYI that's not a "field" it's a small bush :icon_eek: Sh1t... it's been awhile :dunno_white:
All I can sat at this point is
WOW
I guess we know what your sig meens now (Vibrating Member) :oops:
:icon_lol: :cheers:
any way back on topic.
I was YODA
2.5' tall and that fast.
It had to be.
Quote from: shiznizbiz on July 09, 2009, 04:25:11 PM
2.5' is awfully short. The darkness does funny thigns to your vision and your perception of reality as im sure you know.
Use an xrep round for your shot gun so you dont initially kill it. That way if it is a kid, you have 20 seconds to yank it out and run the oppisite way before they get up and see your face. if its not a kid, shoot it in the head with your side arm or a lethal round from the shotty.. Either way, take a pic. lol
Were it a single occurence I would be inclined to agree with the first statement, but I've seen this little fucher multiple times.
Awww, dam. I was gonna use these nifty flechette 12ga shells I have, but your idea makes a lot more sense. Maybe I'll borrow a friends AR10, his scope is insane so I could probably get an accurate and detailed sight picture then make the shot from 600m or so.
Quote from: cafeboy on July 09, 2009, 05:16:31 PM
Quote from: rydethis on July 09, 2009, 05:07:22 PM
Were you peeking in my window last night :nono: FYI that's not a "field" it's a small bush :icon_eek: Sh1t... it's been awhile :dunno_white:
All I can sat at this point is WOW
I don't Think Wow Covers that.I think it's more like
Dayum!
Quote from: jserio on July 09, 2009, 05:24:11 AM
:o and how would you know this yama????
a slightly perverted pc thread, and my ex gf :wink: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Probably one of my kids, its the erratic behavior and lightning speed that gave them away.... Did you happen to see any fires or signs of delinquency around?
No fires or vandalism. I'm still itching to try out these neat-o 12ga flechette shells and see first hand what a Ranger T round does to flesh.
My dog was growling at something when I went out to get him tonight, dunno if it was the gremlin, one of the stray cats or a freakin gator. (probably not a stray cat, the gator has been taking care of that problem lately)
Hehe flechette rounds are FUN :icon_mrgreen:
in my experience flechette rounds are inaccurate. The shot some at the range and at 30yards or so the pattern was huge and inconsistent. maybe your rounds will be better but the ones we were shooting def had half the flechettes point side down, we took one apart to see. We couldn't keep everything on the target unless the target was closer than 10 yrds and in that case at least several went through the target sideways.
Hmm. Whatever happened to being sure of what you are shooting at before shooting?
If the gremlin has a specific area that you see it in, it's easy-peasy to park a motion activated game camera with either IR or flash there and see what it is - with no harm done if it is the neighbor's really fast kid. You can shoot pictures, video, B&W, color - the current ones are all digital, so no fuss with wasting film.
Dod, you take your common sense and get the fuch out of my thread!!!!!!!!!!!
I think spc is pulling our collective legs. If not, turn your dog loose on it and end the mystery!
No chain yanking here, but I've decided to take the same approach as I do with the local gators. 'As long as it stays off my patio, I don't give a fuch, but if it comes on my patio I'm gonna make the neighbors think WWIII just broke out'
do you have one of those million+ candle power hand held spotlights?
If so maybe you can spot light it next time you see it from your porch and be able to tell what it is
I have some pretty mean spotlights, but unfortunately they are bolted to my Rover. I'm thinking the POA/gestapo would get pretty pissed if I drove my Rover down the course in the middle of the night :cookoo:
yeah, but the story would be amazing. lol. Im still voting for the xrep round in the ol shotty btw