WTF where they thinking ... pirates 1 was good, 2 was an improvement ... and WTF ...
The ship with a gazillion cannons isn't gonna fire, the captain is in shock ... yea he's so shocked ... what about the 4-5 people manning each cannon, no one has a itchy finger ... Idiots.
Then what where they thinking ... killing off the kraken without it ever showing up ... that was idiotic. Like making a WW2 movie where hitler dies in the first 10 mins of something stupid, like pneumonia. In 1937, germany is at the height of its power and its going to invade france, poland etc etc and hitler is suffering from Pneumonia, and he dies. Idiotic.
Lets shoot 10 cannons @ the kraken, then lets make it grab the dynamite and blow it up in its hands and get it all bloody and wounded ... Of course in part 3 we expect it to come back angrier and the pirates to attack it harder etc etc ... nope its dead.
Yea. lets watch jurassic park ... where the T-rex dies in scene 1.
Sorry that is a sheeitteee movie.
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Buddha.
OMG Buddha now don't hold back tell us what you really think :thumb:
I dont even care if its garbage if there is a reason behind it, OK we cannot give you the kraken cos the code for it is too complicated. Nope. Its been written and programmed in 2 movies already ... sorry ... its like having Cindy Crawford ready and willing and wanting you, and you walk away ... Atleast fu(king explain that you're ghheeyyyyyy ... dont just leave her spread and wet and leave. Say sorry babe you got the wrong idea, I am Ghhhheeyyyyy ... here is my picture and a nice big vibrator ...
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Buddha.
OK for those like me (that saw the movie but didn't know what he was talking about)
In the films, the Kraken is a sea creature of monstrous proportions that is controlled by Davy Jones, supernatural ruler of the ocean realms. When given command by the heartless sailor, the gargantuan behemoth rises from the briny deep, and devours whatever it is told to devour, no exceptions. Armed with deadly tentacles and destructive power, the Kraken is used often by Jones to destroy ships that threaten, or simply annoy him. One of the Kraken's most powerful weapons is fear that can be used to keep a person at bay, eliminating the threat altogether.
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