Well...... Like Uh........ Going Fishing..... Yeah that's It Fishing.. :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
http://tricities.craigslist.org/cas/1287938942.html (http://tricities.craigslist.org/cas/1287938942.html)
Man it's Getting bad I'm Cruising for Bots on Craigslist. :icon_rolleyes: :icon_rolleyes:
Damn it. I thought it was closer to me... Bristol, CT
Then I read the top.. Bristol, TN.
:(
Found one maybe she's actually like real and don't live 80 miles away. :dunno_black: She say's she's Into Hairy guys with farmers tans.Hope she likes a Bean Pickin' Sasquatch. :icon_lol: :icon_lol: :icon_lol:
Yeap I said F&@% it might as well try Craigslist.One of the Girls I tried Picking up since Christmas Gave me a Big Hug the other night and told me She was Pregnant. :technical: Knew I should have taken Her for that Ride in my Truck New Years Eve but I was Staggering and Had to hold Her up by Her Hood on Her Hoodie just to talk to Her. :icon_rolleyes: The World Just Ain't Ready for another Lil' Jughead running Around I'm Afraid. :icon_lol:
Tried talking Another into going out last week but She Blew me off.
Got Another one I may try later on if I make up my mind.She's got a Youngin' though. :dunno_white: I've Known Her for a long time and Tried Picking her up a few Years Ago.Probably won't work this time either.
Quote from: annguyen1981 on July 25, 2009, 09:38:22 AM
Damn it. I thought it was closer to me... Bristol, CT
Then I read the top.. Bristol, TN.
:(
Come on down An I'll drop you off at South Holston.
Hey I got an Idea. :icon_idea: Can you Carry Firewood? Mow a Yard? Smoke Weed? If you answer Yes to any of these Questions I can get you Laid. :thumb: I know an Ol' Girl thats Into Guys 16-30.She's only 40 or so. ;)
"...Must be WELL endowed ..."
Ah! So you really ARE going there to fish!
Oooooo Damn I was Askin' for that one. :icon_lol:
But She Didn't say How Well. :thumb: She coulda Meant Well Endowed like a Stud Horse or well Endowed like a Stud Field Mouse. :icon_lol: Leave it to Women to Keep a feller Guessin' they Outa be Specific on what Size they Actually want. :icon_lol:
Personally, I'm hung like a horse. A small horse. OK, a seahorse, but, dammit, a horse nonetheless! :flipoff:
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Quote from: Caffeine on July 25, 2009, 10:23:57 AM
Personally, I'm hung like a horse. A small horse. OK, a seahorse, but, dammit, a horse nonetheless! :flipoff:
One of the funniest things I have ever read.
Still nothing but I did get some Info on a Hooker last night. :icon_lol: :woohoo: :icon_rolleyes: