http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/fail-owned-bike-repair-fail.jpg?w=500&h=379
haha 5 points for creativity.
Aside from the fact that it doesn't actually have pedals to ride it, or even brakes to let you coast down a hill and pretend you're riding it, that bike is completely awesome. I bet that took quite a while to make, and if it was me, I would just keep it like that forever as a collectors item.