GStwin.com GS500 Message Forum

Main Area => Odds n Ends => Topic started by: Toogoofy317 on August 19, 2009, 07:26:29 PM

Title: The Druggist
Post by: Toogoofy317 on August 19, 2009, 07:26:29 PM
Thought this was funny!

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife.
Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."

Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.Before he could say more than a word or two, The druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up.  I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat  tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook.  He continued, Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, And they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it.  Half of them hit the floor and broke.  Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it.

It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer.

And believe me sir, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her.
Mary
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: jserio on August 19, 2009, 07:52:51 PM
 :laugh: :laugh: :thumb:
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: Alphamazing on August 19, 2009, 08:00:31 PM
This joke is crap.

Shove it up your ass.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: bombadillo on August 19, 2009, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

Are you a pharmacist, Tech. or what?
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 20, 2009, 02:38:11 AM
LMFAO, the ONLY time one can say, " stick it up your ass" and NOT mean it in a bad way  :bowdown:
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: The Buddha on August 20, 2009, 08:42:22 AM
Quote from: bombadillo on August 19, 2009, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

Are you a pharmacist, Tech. or what?

He is ... both ... well I am not sure, but he is a doctor ...
Look @ his sig too ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: rydethis on August 20, 2009, 08:51:00 AM
lol
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: cstilt on August 20, 2009, 10:17:23 AM
Quote from: The Buddha on August 20, 2009, 08:42:22 AM
Quote from: bombadillo on August 19, 2009, 08:17:58 PM
Quote from: cstilt on August 19, 2009, 07:37:22 PM
As a druggist, I approve of that story. lol
I only wish I were allowed to tell some of the RNs and MDs at work that same thing.

Are you a pharmacist, Tech. or what?

He is ... both ... well I am not sure, but he is a doctor ...
Look @ his sig too ...
Cool.
Buddha.


I'm a pharmacist. Anyone who graduates from pharmacy school now has a Doctorate of Pharmacy. So I can say I'm a doctor, but I never use the title. I'm just Chris.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: rydethis on August 20, 2009, 11:53:04 AM
*cough-cough*  I think I need a doctor  :confused:
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: cstilt on August 20, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
Quote from: rydethis on August 20, 2009, 11:53:04 AM
*cough-cough*  I think I need a doctor  :confused:
I have just what you need.  Plus, I make house calls. ;)
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: Toogoofy317 on August 21, 2009, 07:24:34 AM
You know they now consider those "deposits" from house calls to be equal to some anti-depressants :whisper:

Let the fun begin!

Mary
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: ~*STEPH*~ on August 21, 2009, 07:27:11 AM
Quote from: cstilt on August 20, 2009, 12:39:56 PM
Quote from: rydethis on August 20, 2009, 11:53:04 AM
*cough-cough*  I think I need a doctor  :confused:
I have just what you need.  Plus, I make house calls. ;)

If you're anything like my boyfriend, i'm guessing you have an all-day sucker for Ryde to help "clear her throat"?!?!?!  :icon_twisted:
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: ohgood on August 21, 2009, 09:51:56 AM
Soooooo, try walking into the local cvs/walgreens and asking where they keep the syringes. They immediatly walk away and call the rent-a-cop.

Rentacop "what do you need them for ?"

Me "a project, are you the only person that knows where they are ?"

Rac "don't get smart ill arrest your ass "

Me "oh please do. I could really use the extra money right now"

Rac "look, you didn't tell anyone what you were going to use them for, and that startled the techs"

Me "ya, they didn't ask, just walked away, and called you over"

Rac "so what are you going to do with them ?"

Me "fix an oil leak, assuming you can find them"

Rac "you can't buy them without a prescription"

Me "well, that's helpfull information, and no one got tazed, thanks "

Pharm "here's a plastic something or other you can havve"

Me "cool , thanks !"

Ya, people are that stooopid.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: The Buddha on August 21, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
Quote from: Toogoofy317 on August 21, 2009, 07:24:34 AM
You know they now consider those "deposits" from house calls to be equal to some anti-depressants :whisper:

Let the fun begin!

Mary

Now here is what is funny Mary ...
OK what these 2 who're passing notes in class dont know ... they are right about 20-40 miles from each other ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: rydethis on August 21, 2009, 11:44:19 AM
Of course I had to go peek at his profile!! Where is Johnson CityTN? 

I might need a house call  :embarrassed:  I feel a fever coming on  :angel:
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: cstilt on August 21, 2009, 02:37:22 PM
JC is at the other end of the state. About 500miles and 7hrs give or take a bit.
A fever? Oh gosh, we better get something figured out quick. lol
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: Toogoofy317 on August 21, 2009, 09:13:30 PM
Well, where are you going to check her tempreture HMMMM?!?!?!?

Mary
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: ~*STEPH*~ on August 22, 2009, 11:10:16 AM
Well Mary, I can think of 4 places....but I'm thinking that only 3 of them are actual LEGAL spots to check a temp!!!
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: The Buddha on August 22, 2009, 01:58:16 PM
You will not even believe the spots that a pulse is felt ... I mean, this is the stuff Masters never told Johnson if you are old school.
I suspect temperature is the same way.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: Toogoofy317 on August 22, 2009, 04:31:31 PM
You can check temp in any open orifice technically. Then you can use the skin thermometers well you get the idea!

Mary
Title: Re: The Druggist
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on August 23, 2009, 01:30:17 AM
Quote from: rydethis on August 21, 2009, 11:44:19 AM
Of course I had to go peek at his profile!! Where is Johnson CityTN? 

I might need a house call  :embarrassed:  I feel a fever coming on  :angel:
Off of i81 north, nne of knoxville tn ( i know that area well)