Title: o my god!!!????
Post by: spaz on October 10, 2003, 06:11:19 AM
Post by: spaz on October 10, 2003, 06:11:19 AM
this (http://www.gstwins.com/forum/profile.php?mode=editprofile) users bike looks like a big rustbucket :o
Title: o my god!!!????
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 06:15:52 AM
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 06:15:52 AM
LOL :lol:
That was a good one, for awhile I thought WTF!?!?! :? :)
That was a good one, for awhile I thought WTF!?!?! :? :)
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Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 06:54:37 AM
Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 06:54:37 AM
Really...thats not what I love YOU said about the "rust bucket" which just fetched $1,400 USD you nordic moron. :nana:
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Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 07:39:07 AM
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 07:39:07 AM
Quote from: buchoReally...thats not what I love YOU said about the "rust bucket" which just fetched $1,400 USD you nordic moron. :nana:
Nordic moron? As Netherlands is nowhere near anyplace 'nordic' I'm guessing this rude comment is pointed at me. Why?
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Post by: Moose on October 10, 2003, 07:51:13 AM
Post by: Moose on October 10, 2003, 07:51:13 AM
Some people just can't take a joke, that was pretty good. I first thought this was directed at my bike in the hall of fame(or shame in my case). But then realized what spaz had done. Pretty funny. I think if there was a way to have it send you to your own profile that would have been neater. But the links are different for each person.
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Post by: javio1 on October 10, 2003, 07:54:03 AM
Post by: javio1 on October 10, 2003, 07:54:03 AM
Are you talking to me????? Where do you see rust other than the always messed up exhaust? Maybe if you rode your bike in the rain and winter time like a man, yours would look like that too. But you know what, I love my GS. Who gives a shaZam! what you think of my bike. So go f%$k yourself with a pickled herring! What makes your f%$king piece of shaZam! bike so special? Where is the picture of your f%$king piece of shaZam!???
Title: o my god!!!????
Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 07:56:30 AM
Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 07:56:30 AM
Title: o my god!!!????
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 07:58:05 AM
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 07:58:05 AM
bucho and javio1.
Take a good look at the link. Where does it point to? Your forum profile. But the thing is that everyone who is logged in goes directly to HIS/HER OWN PROFILE PAGE when the link is clicked.
It's a JOKE! JOKE god damnit.
Bucho, I'm expecting an apology from you...
Take a good look at the link. Where does it point to? Your forum profile. But the thing is that everyone who is logged in goes directly to HIS/HER OWN PROFILE PAGE when the link is clicked.
It's a JOKE! JOKE god damnit.
Bucho, I'm expecting an apology from you...
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Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 08:01:15 AM
Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 08:01:15 AM
dont hold your breath bubba....funny joke
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Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 08:02:53 AM
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 08:02:53 AM
@$$hole.
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Post by: javio1 on October 10, 2003, 08:04:07 AM
Post by: javio1 on October 10, 2003, 08:04:07 AM
Man! It's too early for that shaZam!! :x :lol: I didn't know that can happen. But, you guys are looking for trouble if you come across someone who is already in a bad mood because they are at work. So sorry for going off. But just in case.... :nana: !
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Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 08:08:22 AM
Post by: bucho on October 10, 2003, 08:08:22 AM
are you finish...ed...ha ha..now THAT is a joke...and thats MR. @$$hole to you!
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Post by: JohNLA on October 10, 2003, 08:08:41 AM
Post by: JohNLA on October 10, 2003, 08:08:41 AM
I got a chuckle. :P
RUST!!!!!, not me :o
RUST!!!!!, not me :o
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Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 08:14:05 AM
Post by: Manix on October 10, 2003, 08:14:05 AM
Quote from: buchoare you finish...ed...ha ha..now THAT is a joke...and thats MR. @$$hole to you!
:lol:
Some people are just too easy to get flamed up.
Are you old enough to drive?
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Post by: pantablo on October 10, 2003, 08:38:10 AM
Post by: pantablo on October 10, 2003, 08:38:10 AM
clever.
would have been even more clever if it went to your wall of fame pic...
would have been even more clever if it went to your wall of fame pic...
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Post by: Moose on October 10, 2003, 08:50:32 AM
Post by: Moose on October 10, 2003, 08:50:32 AM
Quote from: pantabloclever.It would have been better if it had gone here, but then it would have related only to me. At first I thought that is where spaz was going then I looked at the link. If there was a wild card like %profile that way it would actually go to the profile instead of the edit profile area. That would be cool :thumb:
would have been even more clever if it went to your wall of fame pic...
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Post by: Cris on October 10, 2003, 09:42:21 AM
Post by: Cris on October 10, 2003, 09:42:21 AM
Teehee... :lol:
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Post by: Rich500 on October 10, 2003, 10:35:20 AM
Post by: Rich500 on October 10, 2003, 10:35:20 AM
You ahd me a little choked for a second there.
Nice work!
Nice work!
Title: rust bucket
Post by: can-can on October 10, 2003, 12:13:16 PM
Post by: can-can on October 10, 2003, 12:13:16 PM
Very flippin' funny! I do like that one!!
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Post by: tmc008 on October 10, 2003, 01:10:04 PM
Post by: tmc008 on October 10, 2003, 01:10:04 PM
buwahahahahaha!! i like your sense of humor. :thumb:
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Post by: spaz on October 10, 2003, 02:14:20 PM
Post by: spaz on October 10, 2003, 02:14:20 PM
bit OT but still much fun:
The next time you have a problem with customer service or any other business
and decide to voice your complaint in a written piece of correspondence, I
submit this example of a "Flame letter" from a couple in the UK for your
consideration...........
The British have computer problems, too ...
What follows is a superb example of British humor in a letter that was
truly written and sent. The piece suggests two things:
1) Americans and Canadians are not the only ones who get poor service
from their ISP, cable and/or alarm companies. (NTL is a cable
operator in Britain.)
2) The Brits appear to get a better education than most, enabling
them to write some fine letters of complaint.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Cretins...
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for
your four-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, telephone, and alarm
monitoring.
During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of
service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as
ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to
provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your
professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties --
or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining
reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and
drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office.
My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in
my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for
your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further
57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even
more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful
website. HOW? I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles
for a few minutes -- an activity at which you are no-doubt both
familiar and highly adept.
The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later,
although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital
tools-such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.
Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After 15
telephone calls over four weeks my modem arrived, six weeks after I
had requested it, and begun to pay for it.
I estimate your internet server's downtime is roughly 35% -- the
hours between about 6 pm and midnight, Monday through Friday, and
most of the weekend.
I am still waiting for my telephone connection.
I have made nine calls on my mobile to your no-help line, and have
been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested
individuals who are, it seems, also highly skilled bollock jugglers.
I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone
will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows
whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off);
that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an
answering machine informing me that your office is closed); that I
will be transferred to someone and then been redirected to the
irritating Scottish robot woman. And several other variations on this
theme.
Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least
a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another
one of those crucially important testicle moments to attend to.
Frankly I don't care. It's far more satisfying as a customer to voice
my frustrations in print than to shout them at your unending hold
music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.
I thought British Telecom was shaZam!; that they had attained the holy
piss-pot of god-awful customer relations; and that no one, anywhere,
ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive
to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and
because, well, there isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I
therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction
and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are.
You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of the
highest order. BT -- wankers though they are -- shine like brilliant
beacons of success in the filthy mire of your seemingly limitless
inadequacy.
Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy
quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you
cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the
services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to
deliver. Any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity
and disbelief and will quickly be replaced by derision, and even
perhaps bemused rage.
I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cat's
litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for
both you and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have
not become dessicated during transit -- they were satisfyingly moist
at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment
if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture.
Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and its
worthless employees.
Have a nice day. May it be the last in your miserable short life, you
irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twits.
The next time you have a problem with customer service or any other business
and decide to voice your complaint in a written piece of correspondence, I
submit this example of a "Flame letter" from a couple in the UK for your
consideration...........
The British have computer problems, too ...
What follows is a superb example of British humor in a letter that was
truly written and sent. The piece suggests two things:
1) Americans and Canadians are not the only ones who get poor service
from their ISP, cable and/or alarm companies. (NTL is a cable
operator in Britain.)
2) The Brits appear to get a better education than most, enabling
them to write some fine letters of complaint.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
Dear Cretins...
I have been an NTL customer since 9th July 2001, when I signed up for
your four-in-one deal for cable TV, cable modem, telephone, and alarm
monitoring.
During this three-month period I have encountered inadequacy of
service which I had not previously considered possible, as well as
ignorance and stupidity of monolithic proportions. Please allow me to
provide specific details, so that you can either pursue your
professional prerogative, and seek to rectify these difficulties --
or more likely (I suspect) so that you can have some entertaining
reading material as you while away the working day smoking B&H and
drinking vendor-coffee on the bog in your office.
My initial installation was cancelled without warning, resulting in
my spending an entire Saturday sitting on my fat arse waiting for
your technician to arrive. When he did not arrive, I spent a further
57 minutes listening to your infuriating hold music, and the even
more annoying Scottish robot woman telling me to look at your helpful
website. HOW? I alleviated the boredom by playing with my testicles
for a few minutes -- an activity at which you are no-doubt both
familiar and highly adept.
The rescheduled installation then took place some two weeks later,
although the technician did forget to bring a number of vital
tools-such as a drill-bit, and his cerebrum.
Two weeks later, my cable modem had still not arrived. After 15
telephone calls over four weeks my modem arrived, six weeks after I
had requested it, and begun to pay for it.
I estimate your internet server's downtime is roughly 35% -- the
hours between about 6 pm and midnight, Monday through Friday, and
most of the weekend.
I am still waiting for my telephone connection.
I have made nine calls on my mobile to your no-help line, and have
been unhelpfully transferred to a variety of disinterested
individuals who are, it seems, also highly skilled bollock jugglers.
I have been informed that a telephone line is available (and someone
will call me back); that I will be transferred to someone who knows
whether or not a telephone line is available (and then been cut off);
that I will be transferred to someone (and then been redirected to an
answering machine informing me that your office is closed); that I
will be transferred to someone and then been redirected to the
irritating Scottish robot woman. And several other variations on this
theme.
Doubtless you are no longer reading this letter, as you have at least
a thousand other dissatisfied customers to ignore, and also another
one of those crucially important testicle moments to attend to.
Frankly I don't care. It's far more satisfying as a customer to voice
my frustrations in print than to shout them at your unending hold
music. Forgive me, therefore, if I continue.
I thought British Telecom was shaZam!; that they had attained the holy
piss-pot of god-awful customer relations; and that no one, anywhere,
ever, could be more disinterested, less helpful or more obstructive
to delivering service to their customers. That's why I chose NTL, and
because, well, there isn't anyone else is there? How surprised I
therefore was, when I discovered to my considerable dissatisfaction
and disappointment what a useless shower of bastards you truly are.
You are sputum-filled pieces of distended rectum incompetents of the
highest order. BT -- wankers though they are -- shine like brilliant
beacons of success in the filthy mire of your seemingly limitless
inadequacy.
Suffice to say that I have now given up on my futile and foolhardy
quest to receive any kind of service from you. I suggest that you
cease any potential future attempts to extort payment from me for the
services which you have so pointedly and catastrophically failed to
deliver. Any such activity will be greeted initially with hilarity
and disbelief and will quickly be replaced by derision, and even
perhaps bemused rage.
I enclose two small deposits, selected with great care from my cat's
litter tray, as an expression of my utter and complete contempt for
both you and your pointless company. I sincerely hope that they have
not become dessicated during transit -- they were satisfyingly moist
at the time of posting, and I would feel considerable disappointment
if you did not experience both their rich aroma and delicate texture.
Consider them the very embodiment of my feelings towards NTL, and its
worthless employees.
Have a nice day. May it be the last in your miserable short life, you
irritatingly incompetent and infuriatingly unhelpful bunch of twits.
Title: o my god!!!????
Post by: Moose on October 10, 2003, 02:24:34 PM
Post by: Moose on October 10, 2003, 02:24:34 PM
I love it, that was truly hilarious. :lol: :lol: :lol: They came out with words that truly could desribe the disgust that people have with the utility companies. :thumb:
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Post by: Cris on October 10, 2003, 02:52:35 PM
Post by: Cris on October 10, 2003, 02:52:35 PM
:oops: :lol: :oops: :lol:
Very British in tone indeed. That brash, witty sarcasm...
Very British in tone indeed. That brash, witty sarcasm...
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Post by: 96gs on October 10, 2003, 02:57:29 PM
Post by: 96gs on October 10, 2003, 02:57:29 PM
i thought it was talkin bout my bike. i was bout to get flamed over it to. i love my big "rustbucket".
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Post by: Rashad on October 10, 2003, 03:48:34 PM
Post by: Rashad on October 10, 2003, 03:48:34 PM
Hehe... good one..
I could have sworn i was gonna see a pic of my V&H headers!!
I could have sworn i was gonna see a pic of my V&H headers!!
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 10, 2003, 07:47:54 PM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 10, 2003, 07:47:54 PM
QuoteCANT WE ALL JUST GET ABONG?. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :nana:
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Post by: ScottWV on October 11, 2003, 05:11:50 AM
Post by: ScottWV on October 11, 2003, 05:11:50 AM
Well, I know there's some rust on the frame, but I'm going to fix it soon... :lol:
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Post by: Rema1000 on October 11, 2003, 08:44:50 AM
Post by: Rema1000 on October 11, 2003, 08:44:50 AM
Title: o my god!!!????
Post by: Rema1000 on October 11, 2003, 09:00:30 AM
Post by: Rema1000 on October 11, 2003, 09:00:30 AM
Quote from: RashadI could have sworn i was gonna see a pic of my V&H headers!!
For reference, here's the pic he (and I ;) ) expected to see:
I have nightmares about those things, like maybe that rust is contaigous.
Rashad, if I sent you some repainted stock headers, would you promise to replace those rusty ones?! (probably not, if you've got V&H! oh, well.)
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Post by: JohNLA on October 11, 2003, 09:27:45 AM
Post by: JohNLA on October 11, 2003, 09:27:45 AM
Quote from: Rema1000
I have nightmares about those things, like maybe that rust is contaigous.
quote]
:P :lol: :lol: :P Good one :thumb:
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Post by: Fastdog on October 11, 2003, 05:20:11 PM
Post by: Fastdog on October 11, 2003, 05:20:11 PM
I was getting ready to open a big can of you know what!!!!! :P :P
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Post by: john on October 11, 2003, 05:32:48 PM
Post by: john on October 11, 2003, 05:32:48 PM
You are such a joker :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 12, 2003, 08:50:46 PM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 12, 2003, 08:50:46 PM
Quotewhere's the link, this goes somewhere else
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this users bike looks like a big rustbucket
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Post by: Moose on October 12, 2003, 09:26:51 PM
Post by: Moose on October 12, 2003, 09:26:51 PM
Quote from: yamahonkawazukiQuotewhere's the link, this goes somewhere else
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this users bike looks like a big rustbucket
Don't you know it points to your bike :nana: :nana: :nana: J/K Just so everyone know, in case you don't realize it by now the link is meant to pull up your edit profile. :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
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Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 13, 2003, 06:13:21 PM
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 13, 2003, 06:13:21 PM
yeah, i know that i did not know whether it went to my bike, or made my profile accessible to another. :mrgreen: then i was sittin here, thinkin hey mine is not that rusty (yet), cept for the bolts on the frame :lol: :lol: