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Title: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: cyberdork on October 20, 2009, 05:08:51 PM
Was thinking about designing firearms yet I have no idea how to work with metal. Think of something easy for me.




GO.
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: joshr08 on October 20, 2009, 05:19:27 PM
sell your car and walk to work think of all the money youll save.

no
gas
insurance
plates
inspections
maintenance
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: cyberdork on October 20, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
13 miles is a long walk :-X
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: The Buddha on October 20, 2009, 06:47:40 PM
Quote from: cyberdork on October 20, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
13 miles is a long walk :-X

No, its all the better for savings.
If you're going through a few traffic lights, you could hold up a sign, "Homeless War veteran, will work for $$$ ... god bless" and if they say you look too young ... start crying and say they were so judgemental. That always gets extra $$$.
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: Caffeine on October 20, 2009, 07:48:04 PM
sex worker.   report no income, pay no taxes.

A little instructional video for your future as a male prostitute:

http://www.veoh.com/collection/NBC-Saturday-Night-Live/watch/v2410384eFwyShyZ#
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: Alphamazing on October 20, 2009, 08:35:16 PM
Quote from: cyberdork on October 20, 2009, 05:24:42 PM
13 miles is a long walk :-X

Bicycle. Think of the money you'll save not having a car, not having a gym membership, and not having future medical bills because you'll be in better shape.
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: dohabee on October 20, 2009, 08:42:47 PM
You could start a pyramid scheme, win the lottery, rob a bank, become a drug dealer, or kidnap someone and hold them for ransom.

there is probably at least one other way but those are by far the easiest and most common.
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 20, 2009, 11:11:41 PM
Quote from: Caffeine on October 20, 2009, 07:48:04 PM
sex worker.   report no income, pay no taxes.

A little instructional video for your future as a male prostitute:

http://www.veoh.com/collection/NBC-Saturday-Night-Live/watch/v2410384eFwyShyZ#
Indeed. call acorn, tehyll tell ya exactly how to do it  :flipoff:, and buddha, that was so wrong  :mad: , but somewhat amusing as well  :embarrassed:
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: tt_four on October 21, 2009, 08:11:04 AM
I bicycle to work all year and I'm still broke.... :dunno_white:

Oh, wait, I forgot I'm married. That's where it went....
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: MikeNW on October 22, 2009, 02:36:39 PM
Think "pander to the mouth-breathing, unthinking masses" and you've got it made.
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: The Buddha on October 22, 2009, 06:02:35 PM
hey cyber I have a very very practical way to make you very very rich, better yet, no one else buy you can do it.

OK you avoid crashing into people.
That alone saves you 2500 on just your car. You prolly save 2500 on the other guy's car too.
That is 5K each time, tax free.
That you repeat 50 weeks a year. 1/4 mill bro ... easy. 2 weeks vacation and you're pullin in CEO $$$ ...
Dont even get me started doing it daily. M-F ... and then many times a day ... daymmm ...
Cool.
Buddha.
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: PachmanP on October 22, 2009, 06:08:56 PM
Sell kisses

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butters%27_Bottom_Bitch
Title: Re: Think of a way to make me rich.
Post by: yamahonkawazuki on October 23, 2009, 04:07:05 AM
updates? rich yet?, if so lemme know. im as broke as a whore in a convent